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Personally, I love ur posts lol
I wish there was more horny posting abt men in general :3
Be the change you want to see!
Wow, ok, that's spot on! Good...Belly?
Yeyy :3 thank u π
More used to being called smth different tho lol :3c
Username def checks out.
You donβt get to 47 followers without making enemies
I donβt get to 47 followers at all
We are not the same
It is impossible to get to 47 followers without making enemies. Thus, everyone with 47 followers has made enemies. Put another way, if you haven't made enemies, you haven't done the bare minimum required to eventually get 47 followers.
46 and it's all friendly for you tho
True and itβs a vicious cycle. 2 albums, 1 game, soundtracks for a handful of games, and a bunch of videos, all of which struggle to crack the 2 digits, making stuff is very demoralizing for me so I donβt make as much stuff as Iβd like etc etc
We donβt even have followers on Lemmy afaik
No but I had a mastodon account and I have like 12 subscribers on YT so it checks out
Your hornyposting is the positivity I need in my life. Please never change.
Lemmy is a kind of slow paced place and really needs content, so I won't complain about someone taking action.
Thank you for your service.
here is my favorite message (this was on my old account @TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works)
no context was given, I have no idea why they were upset with me in the first place π
i appreciate you violet. you're unhinged in the fun way.
When you learn to ignore the haters. Idk why they don't just block you in silence and move on. I find your hornyposting quite funny
Your posts are tuff keep going
CCP incel
Can't count the number of times I've seen "You're a secret agent of an enemy government!" in a shit flinging fight between two assholes on ~~Reddit~~ Lemmy.
cherry on top is that I don't even talk politics
I've seen your posting history. Being this horny is political.
I donβt even talk politics
convenient position for a white cishet christian male in the middle of America with a steady income. ππ€
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FSB trolls are a real thing...
Oh absolutely. I hear Vladimir Putin has an entire division dedicated to posting on Lemmy
Not sure if that was supposed to be sarcasm, but cyber campaigns are a huge part of the "hybrid war against the west" that putin loves to boast about so much, and there have been plenty of proven instances of astroturfing being done by russian trolls.
It's pretty common on reddit (r/conservative mods are based in russia, and there was even a time when a power outage in St. Petersburg caused a bunch of troll accounts to go dormant for half a day), but I'd be surprised if they haven't found lemmy yet.
hybrid war against the west
How many times has Moscow been bombed since '21?
How many times has a Western capital?
I gotta say, this feels like hearing "War of Northern Aggression" from a Confederate camped out at Gettysburg
Are you stupid? Russia literally and unnecessarily staged a military invasion of a neighboring sovereign country resulting in a war that has been ongoing for four years now.
Moscow hasn't been bombed enough, and certainly not as much as Russia has bombed Kyiv. Comparing this to confederate spins on the american civil war is as asinine as it is inane.
And not only are you completely wrong, its also a red herring, because "hybrid warfare" isn't about the kinetic operations. It's about geopolitical influence, meddling, psyops, propaganda, and cyberwarfare. Hence the term "hybrid." But you clearly didn't know that.
I'm not really surprised to be receiving this drivel from you though, as I've had you tagged as a vatnik for quite some time now. Go back to licking kremlin boots before they all get turned into hamburger meat in someone else's backyard.
Are you stupid?
Oops. I hit the thought terminating anger button.
The thought terminating anger button
No, you just tried to whitewash Russia's invasion of Ukraine and tried to make it seem like it was the result of Western aggression against Moscow.
So your comparison was complete projection. Which is on character for you, seeing as you're regurgitating kremlin propaganda.
I never accused you of having thoughts to begin with.
just tried to whitewash Russiaβs invasion of Ukraine
Telecommunications equipment made by the company of Memphis Grizzlies owner Robert Pera is being used by the Russian military in its war against Ukraine
Hunterbook Media revealed video where Wi-Fi equipment made by Ubiquiti is being shown on the front lines in the Russia-Ukraine war. The equipment reportedly has helped Russia use drones that have targeted civilians in Ukraine
never accused you of having thoughts
You got played by an American MIC that profits by pitting nations against each other at a profit.
Got any more irrelevant facts to add to the pile?
You got played by an American MIC that profits by pitting nations against each other at a profit.
That's a funny way of spelling "Fascist Russia's imperialist ambitions led them to militarily invade a neighboring sovereign nation while bombarding their civilian infrastructure with drones."
But no, I'm sure it's just the American military-industrial complex pitting nations against each other for profit /s
How many rubles are you being paid to spew this nonsense?
irrelevant facts
"You're stupid"
"You don't actually think at all"
"My feelings don't care about your facts"
:-|
No, I think we've hit the end of the road on this discussion.
Good luck out there, buddy. You've got a sharp eye and a keen brain. I'm sure you'll go far.
If you're mindlessly parroting kremlin disinfo, don't throw shade when someone calls you unthinking. This is more about facts not caring about your feelings.
I agree that this conversation is over though.
kremlin disinfo
It's in the company stock statements.
I'm not talking about the companies that support them, jackass. Those companies can burn in hell.
The bit you're saying about the war in Ukraine being the west's fault rather than solely russia's choice is the kremlin disinfo.
Im so secret, not even my evil overlords know I work for them.
Unfortunately that means they don't pay me either.
Depending on which overloads you work for, you are being paid, just in experience, glory, honour, divine rewards in the hereafter, or satisfaction for your contributions to the permanent revolution.
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incel on one post, sexist against men on anotherβ¦
Iβm like 50/50 on this account being a dude or actually just a horny teenage girl with daddy issues and then thereβs that <1% wildcard chance that itβs a honeytrap account. Itβs the internet, who knows
What's the trap, though? Is this eventually gonna become a patreon where we can pay $1/month for some shitposts?
I mean probably just the usual, get you to send videos of you jerking yourself off and then asking for crypto ransom or just in general fucking with a leftist community? Again very unlikely that someone would make all this effort but also Iβve seen crazier stuff in the internet
I'm already going "what is the actual goal?".
Back in my day you could say literally anything online and pull the old "call the internet police" line and nothing would happen.
Not saying it should go back to that or anything, but i gotta admit it was the wild west for a teenager on the internet in the early 2000s lol.
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Question is: what is the goal here? What do you actually want?
Attention and entertainment. And, seeing how she hasn't really said anything too evil or triggering, I don't really mind (she's also just 18, lol). She's even made me giggle a couple of times. π€·
Attention and entertainment desired? On social media? That's just plain wrong.
Even if all of that is true your average post is more fun than theirs.
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