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Good to see he's all good man.

[–] LMurch@thelemmy.club 43 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago

What? Would you rather he be dead?

[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 25 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Believe he had some health concerns a bit back - how’s he doing?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 24 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] dditty@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 4 days ago

He had a really funny perspective on his near-death experience too:

https://youtu.be/KqORmZnNZUs

[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

You filled me with full terror for a moment, you monster!

[–] SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (1 children)

If you never have, take a look at the sketch comedy he did with David Cross back in the 90s, "Mr. Show." Some incredibly innovative work.

[–] problembasedperson@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Change... change... change... for a dollar... mostly quarters...

[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

"More Money == Better Than You!"

[–] Obnomus@lemmy.ml 8 points 4 days ago
[–] barnaclebutt@lemmy.world 8 points 4 days ago (1 children)

What the fuck dude? He better be fine.

He is. That's what I'm pointing out.

[–] SinningStromgald@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Good reminder to watch Nobody 2.

[–] Agrivar@lemmy.world -1 points 4 days ago

Not quite the surprise banger as the first movie, but still totally entertaining fun.

[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

That's just a normal nobody.

Better call Bob.

[–] rmuk@feddit.uk 2 points 3 days ago
[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

I dunno how many people have watched Undone, but it's very good, and that much better for his performance.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Undone_(TV_series)

[–] doug@lemmy.today 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

and he doesn’t live in a hotel

[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 4 days ago

Triples is best.

[–] toynbee@lemmy.world 5 points 4 days ago (3 children)

If they display this at his funeral, you're gonna feel real silly.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

Not if an alarm clock goes off inside tbe casket, the casket opens, and he sits up.

I often do regardless 🤷

[–] damnthefilibuster@lemmy.world 4 points 4 days ago

Awww yissssss! He da man!

[–] FauxPseudo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I don't like you.