He's still mad about his "look" in the men's hockey locker room thinking "Holy Jesus! Even I think I look like a desperate wannabe".
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Sounds an awful lot like they’re leaving the backdoor unlocked and unsupervised, knowing someone is going to try something, which they’ll then turn around and use as justification for fucking with the electoral process, or just calling them off entirely.
That implies Patel is not just an imbecile. I see little evidence for that.
They’ve been trying to lure “the left” into giving them a casus belli, and since the domestic strategy failed, they are now trying to radicalize foreign actors while leaving the door wide open for these newly minted enemies. It worked for Israel, so they’re trying it here. Venezuela, Cuba, Iran. They will keep going until a fish bites. They need to generate just enough outrage to justify a unilateral dictatorial coup before the midterms. An attack on US soil is the excuse they are fishing for.
Relevant username
False flag incoming
They were ousted for a simple reason: Each was involved in the investigation of President Donald Trump’s alleged retention of classified documents at his Mar-a-Lago estate.
And like the CI-12 unit, several senior officials were ousted or reassigned because of their involvement in Trump-related investigations, sources say. The removals have cost the Justice Department and FBI decades of combined experience in identifying the types of threats that sources say could appear in the wake of Operation Epic Fury.
Totally normal, to fire all your good investigators because they were investigating the President's many crimes, and find you're left with no good investigators.
That was their plan. Their whole goal is the destruction of the US.
This is what accepting "unknown unknowns" as justification for war 20+ years ago would always inevitably lead to...
Intentional ignorance of terrorist activities because any attack would be worth the justification to go to war.
Come on in, we are open for terrorist strikes!
We have our top boys on it...
Who?
https://www.propublica.org/article/trump-dhs-thomas-fugate-cp3-terrorism-prevention
Top. Boys.
Top. Boys.
Sully? Dushane? Naw, the people MAGA brings are far less competent.
Oh his fucking eyebrow. Why not just hold up a sign saying "PUNCH ME"?
It'd be redundant and repetitive.
Less expensive than doing the false flag thing.
They will close one eye and a bomb will go off in NY.
Then, they will blame Mamdani. US is incredibly predictable.
We did it with Pearl Harbor and probably the World Trade Center.
Gets me every damn time
Should really make the eyes bigger so they aren't so life-like.
Don’t need actual intelligence when the pedo regime just makes shit up based on protecting their pedo leader.
They told him there were no threats.
What if something happpens in American soil? This is really dangerous. Do they want a reason for martial law or 9/11 unity? But on what cost?
The Horst Wessel strategy failed, so now they are trying Israel’s 10/7 strategy. Leave the door open, aid the enemy, look the other way, and hope they inflict enough damage and horror to justify any manner of atrocity in response.
The difference is that 9/11 was a surprise, this wouldn't be. This is the result of MAGA incompetence, and if we get attacked as a result, MAGA will take the blame.
At the cost of a few thousand American peasants' lives and one cancelled midterm election. It's a sacrifice Trump's prepared to make.
Nobody is cancelling Midterms, unless some state wants to kiss Trump's ass that much. Abbot needs to be Senator, or he's out of a job, do you think he's going to cancel Texas elections? Do you think California or NY or Illinois is going to cancel their elections just because Trump said so?
The real problem is going to be forcing Trump, Johnson, and the rest of the MAGA government to accept the new Democratic majorities in the House and Senate. They'll flat-out refuse to accept the results of races they don't like.
People need to start to write to representatives about this so they start to make this a big deal, before anything happens.
I hope nothing happens but it’s really scary how they are gutting counter terrorism. Scary stuff
Writing to people is one option, but if the fucked-over of America could coordinate, they could reverse the country’s course in a weekend.
I doubt. Trump makes everything an emergency. Anything people do, will be a reason for emergency declaration and no midterms… just because.
Also I bet they will infiltrate the left and use the same style Gaza BS to convince people to not vote
I’m reasonably confident that’s precisely what their plan is, and they’ll use it as a justification to call off the elections or something similarly insane.
This admin has had enough with intelligence.
terrorism that ADL gets to label antisemitic gets the ADL platformed to tell us why Israel should rule the US and take all of its money. Similarly, 9/11 did not weaken the US empire or its militarized hatred potential, and in fact the hate got platformed to be essential to the US empire.
Something still doesn't fully add up in all this. Krasnov is obviously still in the pocket of Putin, so what is Putin's game here with respect to Venezuela and Iran?
Do we even know Ayatollah is actually dead? What's going on with Maduro?
- Grab all the Venezuelan oil first to protect the USA from rising oil prices at home, then
- fuck up the middle east, putting prices through the roof and disrupting oil supply to China and Europe, and
- wait for everyone to come begging for American and Russian oil?
Take this with a huge pinch of salt. I'm just playing along here. I don't know whether this is at all plausible.
Didn't the US oil companies say they have no desire to mess with oil in Venezuela?
They change their mind at $100/barrel. But more US production is also likely. EU again choosing the suicide pact.