Violet08 have you met mickey17?
this post was submitted on 07 Mar 2026
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They're the same person. I'm sure.
Second time I'm coming across this post and it still confuses me. I might be too divergent to understand this.
sausage = pp, mayo = yeah you can connect the dots
I never claimed to be a bright man.
Try coming again, but a little harder this time.
Oh! Sex is the joke. My b.
come again and again. you'll get it eventually.
I still don't understand, but feel I need to take a shower based on the picture.
Mayo is food lube
Mayo in the middle? Gross...
It is a fun movie. I love how the bun's mouth looked like vaginas and how the douchebag was a fratboy who was... Well... A douchebag!
the horny posting will not stop till morale improves
BONK
I don't like how sad the sandwich looks.
It's sad because it's not filled with mayo yet.
It looks like it’s been edged for a while. That’s a different emotion from sad.
If a sandwich is edged, is it called crusting?
You're mom is an uncrustable
Hard to form a crust when you keep licking my jizz off her gape.
It makes it better.
It looks flirty IMO
That's concerning!
Why do the majority of photos on Lemmy look like they have been physical cellphone pictures of screen grabs?
Why can't we have some crisp memes?
can you hear this meme? should I turn it up for you??
A lot of memes are just screenshots of other memes. Just how they work.
Because this is a shitpost. Shitposts are not supposed to be nice.
I am taking a long shitpost right now and it feels good
Nice and firm.
Maybe that hole is made for you?
And pitch dark. Like you ate darkness itself. So dark, you'd think there is a hole in the toilet.
Uuh, a sandussy!
…Ahhh..ah
That's why I was fired from subway. Still better than Fogle!
Banging the aged meats?
better than banging the underaged meats.
What about the virgin olive oil?
They may clearly be grilled, but those hams steamed me
This your sandwich when it talks to me.