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So given Dr. Glaucomflecken is an opthalmologist, I'm at least 37.3% sure he meant her eyeglass prescription in diopters. Isn't that right, Johnathan?

[–] Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works 12 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Take shitposts seriously and get into fights with strangers

[–] null@lemmy.org 11 points 11 hours ago (2 children)

I'm putting on my needs context hat and standing next to the needs context sign.

[–] Rivalarrival@lemmy.today 13 points 9 hours ago

Comment refers to the girl's eyeglass prescription, not a ranking of her attractiveness.

Based on the distortion visible in her glasses, her prescription is approximately -1.00 to -1.50 diopters. Severely nearsighted prescriptions would cause the wearer to appear to have much smaller eyes; farsighted prescription would cause the eyes to appear larger.

[–] Redacted@lemmy.zip 7 points 11 hours ago

The doctor is saying what her likely rx is, the responder i think assumes hes talking about her attractiveness out of 10, or is just being a snarky dick.

BURNNNN that 70s show reference emphasized

[–] Emopunker@feddit.org 20 points 17 hours ago (1 children)

Hi, Feddit admin here. I would like to apologize for B-TR3E's behavior and have given them a temporary instance ban for their misbehavior not only here but on other comms as well.

Their misbehavior was brought to my attention and it was enough to take action since we expect our users to behave regardless of which instance they are on (at least when it comes to common courtesy).

[–] remotedev@lemmy.ca 6 points 12 hours ago (1 children)

Aw man I always miss the drama

[–] REDACTED@infosec.pub 4 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago) (1 children)

The comment is still here tho

EDIT: And it's the most downvoted comment I've seen on lemmy

[–] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 2 points 10 hours ago

And will probably remain as such until spez creates an account here.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 8 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

This interaction truly tickled me in a way that I had to comment lol, even if it's not furthering the convo. Great post!

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

It truly is!

[–] pr0sp3kt@lemmy.dbzer0.com -2 points 8 hours ago

She's pretty normal. The glasses are ugly af.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

My misogynistic brain: she's not that bad looking.

[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 13 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

The color coding of the scores is so completely fucked.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 2 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago) (1 children)

White? Or is it the background for the time left in the quarter you meant? The scores appear to be white on blue and white on black. Not sure why they did the WNBA logo to be on orange though. The shot clock being on red makes sense to me as it is the "imminent danger". (Probably could just do black on white for it though)

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[–] justme@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 1 day ago (5 children)

Might depend on the material. I have -3.5dpt on both sides and my glasses have half the width and glare. Or are those some random units again?

[–] Redjard@reddthat.com 40 points 1 day ago (4 children)

I assumed he'd estimated it based on how distorted the face appears behind the glasses. I do that all the time.

At this angle it's hard for me to do that, since I usually use the edges of the face to estimate it. negative glasses pull the line inwards, positive outwards. I can reliably tell when someone is wearing fake glasses (0 strength) for example, and probably estimate strength within 30% of the actual value.

If the image was higher res maybe I could estimate this case too. Or this professional optometrist is just a lot better at it than I am.


Strong negative glasses: (Note the faces contours in the glasses appearing well inside the faces contours around the glassed)

Fake glasses:

Positive glasses:


PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

[–] brbposting@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 hours ago

PS: Searching for generic terms yields 100% fake glasses, so I took a specific person I remember having strong glasses for myopia.

Just love it thanks

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