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[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 9 points 20 hours ago

someone's over compensating again

[–] zilouge@feddit.nu 7 points 19 hours ago

Such a snowflake

[–] PalmTreeIsBestTree@lemmy.world 12 points 21 hours ago

This is what peak male performance looks like

[–] Jumbie@lemmy.zip 11 points 21 hours ago

Easy.

Just use the existing pictures he hates from now on and take no more.

Is this the "warrior ethos"? Lmao

[–] GreenBeanMachine@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You know the internet is now gonna be flooded with a ton of ugly photos of him.

[–] Eddbopkins@lemmy.world 10 points 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago)

He's an evil Nazi looking pos. That murders children with rockets.

[–] kurmudgeon@lemmy.world 36 points 1 day ago (1 children)

What a collosal pussy. All armed service members should be absolutely ashamed to be following such a shallow, childish, vain, poor excuse of a man. You would sacrifice your life on the whims of this douchebag?

[–] FordBeeblebrox@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

I feel ashamed about signing up 20 years ago, and every one of us who’ve done so should be sighting in rifle sights again.

[–] possiblylinux127@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Sounds kind of woke

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 3 points 20 hours ago

What a chode

[–] Marshezezz@lemmy.blahaj.zone 174 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Another first amendment violation!

[–] radix@lemmy.world 110 points 1 day ago (1 children)

"It's been 0 days since this administration violated someone's rights."

The "0" is just written in ink. It has not changed, and never will.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 18 points 1 day ago

more like written in blood

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

They know, and they don't care and furthermore they ask you the people "what are you gonna do about it?"

This regime is just WAITING for citizens to step up. They are itching to initiate martial law and the insurrection act now more than ever.

[–] TexasDrunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

Trump is a deep cover leftist. He's trying to get people and the system as a whole to stand up and tighten the system and show why right wing policies and authoritarian policies are bad. But no one is stepping up!

I really want to start planting this idea in conservative spaces.

[–] givesomefucks@lemmy.world 117 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This is a lot more serious than the headline...

Photographs from the briefings are immediately released online for the public and press to use. If that hurts the business model for certain news outlets, then they should consider applying for a Pentagon press credential,” Wilson wrote.

Last year, the Pentagon implemented a new rule for media that required credentialed outlets to agree to a new policy that states reporters cannot gather or publish information from the Defense Department that is not explicitly authorized.

That includes declassified information or off-the-record conversations, no matter where the information was obtained.

Many mainstream media outlets refused to sign the agreement, finding the new rules oppressive. As a result, major broadcasters such as Fox News, ABC News, CBS News, CNN and NBC News; legacy newspapers such as the Associated Press, New York Times, Washington Post and Wall Street Journal; and other outlets lost their Pentagon press credentials.

And yet they'll keep shouting Free Speech unironically.

[–] Bronzebeard@lemmy.zip 66 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Now they'll have no choice but to reuse all the unflattering photos they already took.

5D chess...

[–] WanderingThoughts@europe.pub 31 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Yes. Streisand the fuck out of this. Unflattering photos in the press is part of being a public servant douchebag.

[–] jdr@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 day ago

featuring the French words “Deus Vult”

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 86 points 1 day ago (2 children)

The problem with taking good photos of Pete Hegseth is that, no matter what, it's still a photo of Pete Hegseth.

[–] paraphrand@lemmy.world 76 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] crusa187@lemmy.ml 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] 200ok@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm guessing it's a tattoo. A tattoo of a bra

[–] arcterus@piefed.blahaj.zone 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This was my first thought lol. Like, there are flattering photos of Hegseth? At best he looks smarmy.

[–] BillyClark@piefed.social 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yeah, his personality comes through.

[–] eddie@feddit.online 5 points 1 day ago

hate when that happens

[–] DeuxChevaux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

You can put lipstick on a pig. However, in the end it's still lipstick.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 45 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sober up, Pete. Catch a shower and maybe change the oil in your hair.

[–] lechekaflan@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Streisand that REMF.

[–] HenriVolney@sh.itjust.works 28 points 1 day ago

Next up, Hegseth's mother makes a scene and calls the principal because some mean journalist did their job

[–] Quacksalber@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago

The vanity fair photos are still the best worst photos of the current admin.

[–] alpha1beta@piefed.social 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

he should be thrilled they took pictures of his, standing, clothed and not face first in a puddle of his own piss, spilled booze and vomit.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

It probably is just a matter of time before he gets the Jenna Bush treatment.

[–] CannonFodder@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

What a pussy

[–] devolution@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

What a snowflake pussy.

[–] hudhf@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 51 points 1 day ago

There is always a bigger cunt. They invented the male camel toe.

[–] CompostMaterial@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)

That is not a question you should ask with this administration, because the answer is always yes.

[–] huppakee@piefed.social 11 points 1 day ago

Cunts all the way down.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

This is referred to as Escher's Cunt.

[–] DarkFuture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

When preteens run a nation with the most powerful military on the planet.

Thanks conservatives. You really do vote for people you identify with.

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

You heard the secretary, plaster unflattering photos of him all around meatspace

[–] xerxes@piefed.social 4 points 1 day ago

Nice, so Pete gonna put a bag on his head or what?

[–] Lushed_Lungfish@lemmy.ca 3 points 1 day ago

Oh wonderful, that means we will never see photos of him again!

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

he's just mad they aren't taking photos of his white supremacist tattoos

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