For somebody acting as violently masculine as possible he sure is a pussy-ass bitch.
this post was submitted on 12 Mar 2026
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To be fair, this picture was on the front page here for 3 or 4 days and was clearly chosen in bad faith by the outlet because Nazi.
Not saying I don't want him to walk in front of a moving bus, but everyone knows for a fact at this point that this administration will weaponize anything they can. The Irish Star should know better, but a Nazi salute that wasn't gets clicks so here we are.
There's flattering photos of him?
More seriously, what photos is he even objecting to?
Or else the man child cries.
He wouldn't look like such a clown if he didn't put that grease on his hair like some kind of aspiring guido.
This guy really loves war
And hair gel.
A pocket square without a tie? At least he buttoned his jacket while standing.
Slop
Cmon man, dont insult my boy harvey like that.
But can we trust him?
This photos aren’t relevant, only photos I care about the EPSTEIN photos!
Quit lookin so dumb than
This is how you get the worst pictures of yourself published ad nauseam.
Every person on the internet that dislikes this guy should go back through past video footage and find frames that are completely unflattering and screenshot them, inundating the internet with more unflattering images.
OK, but why male models?
What a loser.
Oh this is definitely getting Streisand Effected.
Surely this is a fast track way of getting people to only take unflattering photos of you
The weird thing is they weren’t even bad pictures of him. Like, he looks like a douchebag who would use terms like ‘warfighter’ instead of just saying soldier, but the photos were just him. It’s not like the Vanity Fair photos that purposefully focused on the lip injection wounds, etc.
It's not about the pictures. I honestly think this is just an excuse to get rid of journalists, and a method for hammering home the point that "journalists bad. news fake." I'm not even sure he's actually seen the pictures I question.
With that said, I wouldn't put it past him to actually be so vain that it is really about the pictures. However I think it's more likely that he would have done something like this anyway, and just picked an excuse.
I think it’s a form of loyalty test for them for sure, but also I really do think it comes it down to him being that vain. One of the first things he did after confirmation was have a makeup studio installed. Guarantee an hour or more of his day is spent in front of a mirror, every day.
Armchair psychologist: Things aren’t going as planned in Iran, and he feels like he looks like a fool for it, so he’s lashing out and attacking the media for making him look bad.
Guarantee an hour or more of his day is spent in front of a mirror, every day.
Not surprising, considering his previous job was a talking head on Fox or something like that. Which, in what's left of Trump's mind, makes him totally qualified to be the Secretary of Defense.
I wanna see ugly photos and photoshops of him trending like we did with JD Vance.
Snowflake
Is it worth chiming in that I've personally never seen any image or facsimile of that thing that is in any way, shape, or form flattering to the subject matter? If I was making a catalogue of "shammies one would wash one's car with" its complexion might make an appearance in the appendix but otherwise nah. No redeeming value from a photographic stance, or, frankly, from any other point of view really.
He's not much good to humanity alive.
Speaking as a bald man, I would like to have his hair. For bonus points, it would be kinda fun to watch it being taken from him.
His face unflatters itself.
I wouldn't want photos of me when I'm on a 3 day bender either
3 day benders would be rookie numbers. He’s not gone off a bender since he got the job.
What a snowflake.
Don't be a drag just be a queen.
His skin would clear up if he stopped drinking.
Dude looks like a twink fratboys bleached asshole.
He’s nowhere near that pretty
Then why don't I want to stick my dick in him? 🤔
He looks like a constipated troll. The camera ain’t lying.
They should go back and pick even worse shots to update the stories with, make them bigger and add ugly photos where none were before
Everyone in the trump administration has huge ego problems.
Trump picked him because he was pretty and a suck up. That probably means he is vain as well.
South Park nailed it