this post was submitted on 16 Mar 2026
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[–] tangonov@lemmy.ca 8 points 16 hours ago

The Phantom Menace all over again

[–] onlyhalfminotaur@lemmy.world 13 points 18 hours ago

Can't tell if AI or not

[–] TehWorld@lemmy.world 12 points 19 hours ago

What’s up with the kicking dude? Target employees wear red shirts and khaki pants.

[–] athatet@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago

Eh. I’m just happy that it’s happening inside of a Target.

[–] Doug@piefed.social 49 points 1 day ago

As long as it doesn’t make the employees’ day harder/they had a head’s up, then uhhh rock on 🤙

I had to stop so may “pranks” as an usher at the movie theater because they were too disruptive.

One guy came in and was cool about it, “what’s the deadest hour I can do something in your lobby? we won’t hurt anyone and just want to be silly.” and we let him; he just dressed up like a pigeon and pecked at popcorn people would spill, sometimes out of shock when they saw him.

This one looks pretty harmless/the employees were chill with it based on one of the being silly enough to try and kick ‘em.

[–] Mac@mander.xyz 61 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This isn't brainrot, this is top-tier goofin'!

[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 10 points 19 hours ago

There's so many omg. Fuckin hilarious. I love this shit.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 7 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

Reminds me of when a whole bunch of people went inside I think it was a best buy, all wearing a blue polo-shirt and beige chinos

[–] Klear@quokk.au 10 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] coaxil@lemmy.zip 6 points 19 hours ago

Well have a nap

[–] foodandart@lemmy.zip 26 points 1 day ago

Truly it's creative and looks fun.

..that last guy tryin' to roll though.. LOL!

[–] Furbag@lemmy.world 4 points 18 hours ago

Bonewheel Skeletons: "Look at what they need to mimic even a fraction of our power!"

[–] mitkase@lemmy.world 18 points 1 day ago

They’re tired, boss.

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 19 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 8 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 5 points 16 hours ago

"They are no match for Droidekas!"

[–] Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

Fuck thats good stuff

poor store workers

[–] Gonzako@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Found new hangout idea for me and the boys

[–] over_clox@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

What size tires are these?

Asking for my friends..

[–] TomMasz@piefed.social 4 points 22 hours ago (1 children)

Move over, Cybermen, Tiremen are the new Dr. Who villains.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

their catchphrase?

time to roll out!

[–] Zikeji@programming.dev 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Man I'm too tired for this!

[–] eta@feddit.org 3 points 1 day ago

I'm too awake for this

[–] vapeloki@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

For a second I thought Deichkind dropped a new Video

[–] thatsnothowyoudoit@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 day ago

Tirulo Roundini