FFS, design standards exist for a reason. Quit trying to reinvent the wheel, or car doors as it is here.
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And nothing of value was lost.
self-cleaning/pyrolytic oven on wheels
creep cremator
Disposable too
Cremation is a new feature. It'll be an extra $2500 and comes with a decision engine on whether you should live or die (door unlocking). Tesla knows, trust Elon.
The cybertruck actually burns so hot it destroys your soul. No afterlife for you!
Well, see, that's what you get for being a poor.
Solution is simple, you must buy the optional $700 Cyberhammer to bash out the glass (not a joke, there really is a cyber hammer for $700).
Elon's got it all figured out, 8D chess losers
Wasn't the point that the cyber hammer couldn't hurt the truck?
I can’t fathom having my husband burn to death so badly that he’s just .. evaporated. But then again I can’t imagine my husband ever wanting a cybercuck so there’s also that.
I can't imagine my husband.
I can't imagine
My wife and I are in need of a truck since we moved to a rural area and need one for stuff like trash disposal and whatnot. We've decided to get something practical like a hundai santafe or honda ridgeline
Comment of the week right here Username makes it even better
Do either of those evaporate your bones?
Sadly, no
Well not with that attitude
When we finally start eating the rich, we will have readily available fires to cook them over.
Wasnt there a maga dude that blew up his cybertruck in front of a hotel?
So much has happened last few years.....
The Ford Pinto wishes it was this deadly...
I daily a Fiero and don't think even at its worst point people burned inside trapped without handles.
I think your fiero is from the post-Nader era in u.s. car manufacturing.
I kinda love the Fiero tbh
Oh same, but they are not well built and the iron duke is shit. I have to have 3 of them to keep one on the road working. at least they are good on gas. One day I might do an EV conversion.
He says the trucks are “apocalypse-proof” and claims they can withstand bullets and have “armor glass” windows.
They also withstand emergency responders and the occupant's attempts to escape.
He meant apocalypse proof from the INSIDE, duh ! If all hell breaks loose inside, it won't get out, and neither will you !
Chances of you experiencing the apocalypse - Zero
Chances you will get trapped in an Cybercuck and be unable to get out - Not zero
And the apocalypse will have working charging stations.
Will a tesla even start if the internet is down?
Elon is building both the "apocalypse-proof" (they are not) truck and the apocalypse (he really is)
When they say "apocalypse-proof", what they actually mean is that the pedestrians outside are protected from the localised internal apocalypse occurring within the vehicle.
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