Ever see something so cringe it wraps around to being funny again?
this post was submitted on 24 Mar 2026
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I know it's trying to be alpha and macho as fuck so what happens when you have the fight and end up on the ark with the other bloke monkey?
Fuck the survival of your race at least you get a few more years.
Currently how every billionaire is thinking right now
Sex teim
If I saw this in my lawyer's office, I'd take my papers anywhere else. I don't mind personality in an office, but I'm not comfortable with the personality I'm getting from this
This is actually hilarious though
Yeah hilarious is good for comedians, not lawyers lmao
Sounds like a "lost my spot on the ark to two male monkeys" mindset. Never gonna fly in a court room smh
I would 100% not use this firm. Yikes. Terrible vibes from nearly every angle: legal, political, legal, ethical…
This cringe is painful. Luckily it's the Internet and this is probably fake AF.
Ya, that doesn't look like a conference room where anyone would entertain "high net worth clients". Cramped, metal window frames, crappy furniture, cheap ceiling tiles. This looks like a room where someone would watch sexual harassment and forklift safety videos before they start working in a warehouse.
That image has been floating about without the explanatory text as well so I'm 100% the context is fake.
No. No this is about the cringe id expect.
I don't think this is AI.
Also, the bible didn’t say only 2 monke
“Take with you seven pairs of all clean animals, the male and his mate, and a pair of the animals that are not clean, the male and his mate, and seven pairs of the birds of the heavens also, male and female, to keep their offspring alive on the face of all the earth” (Genesis 7:2–3)
Poster is both dumb and inaccurate.
“Poster is both dumb and inaccurate”
Just like the bible.
Land animals (Leviticus 11:1–8; 26–30; Deuteronomy 14:6–8) that had completely split or “cleft” hooves and chewed the cud were considered clean and suitable for eating. Any land animals that did not meet this rule were unclean.
Sounds to me like monke would be unclean, so it checks out.
I'm not an expert, but I don't think monkeys would have been considered clean in this context though. I'm pretty sure they're not kosher.
Who knows. The person who wrote that probably didn’t know what a monkey was. I don’t think there are monkeys native to the region, so the only people who likely saw them were nobility and the tradesmen who worked for them.
Excuse me, GOD wrote that and he obviously knew what monkeys are. And they didn't have to live in that region, the monkey kind couple migrated there before the flood, just like kangaroos did.
^/s^
Yeah there had to be a time afterwards where monkeys were first discovered and named.
Definitely not kosher
Let's not eat monkeys, shall we?
Well of course not, they aren't kosher
Depends on which book you’re reading. One says 2, one says 7, it’s all BS regardless.
Was about to say something along the lines of this.
Partner put this up
cringe
at a law firm
bent double with the overwhelming pain of cringe
where we meet high net worth
Oh no, that makes perfect sense. All those people are freaks who would love this.
This is what a lawyer who wants to rack up billables looks like.
It's okay, the first two monkeys are 🙈 blind and 🙉 deaf to evil. You can't speak 🙊 anyway, just watch for creaky floorboards.
Put this on a shirt
Clearly this monke ain’t tryna fight cancer