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[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 155 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (2 children)

How can you have a billionaire and an economic crisis?

[–] Meron35@lemmy.world 66 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

The billionaire is the economic crisis

[–] JamieDub86@piefed.social 7 points 2 weeks ago

I was being a bit tongue in cheek.

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[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure, that getting rid of one will also remove the other.

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[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 69 points 2 weeks ago (9 children)

I have worked 12h days, he can go fuck himself.

[–] Shyze3D@feddit.org 33 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

As long as this is about people in Russia and as long as this will lead to an end of the war, I don‘t care. Seems like sanctions pressure them to suggest this.

[–] stoy@lemmy.zip 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] Goodeye8@piefed.social 17 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Maybe we should remind billionaires that economists used to predict we'd work even less than we currently do? Keynes went as far as to predict we'd be working 15 hours a week by 2030.

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[–] azimir@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

My school tried to schedule me teaching 9 hours straight (sorry, with a 45 minute break, so a total of 9:45). Get fucked. Teaching is fraking energy intensive and I literally can't keep going that long. Their reasoning? It's hard to schedule the classrooms since we refuse to get enough of them, so we'll just have the faculty and students have insane schedules. Did I mention it was also going to have university students be in class 9 hours per day? NO ONE can learn like that, but it's really good at saving money.

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

I’ve been doing four hours teaching at a university in the mornings and six as a barista in the afternoon, and I’m fucking dying from the energy drain. Nine hours of just teaching would have me curling up and bed rotting every day after work.

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[–] GameOverFlow@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Gulag, war or work. Its your choice!

[–] DirtPuddleMisfortune@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Those are excellent choices for the billionaire!

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

ive seen on indeed there were jobs with 12hr work days, surprise, surprise which demographic it targets.

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[–] weeeeum@lemmy.world 61 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

This will surely help their demographic crisis!

"Mothers, fathers, please work 6 days a week, 12 hours a day, while raising half a dozen children for the meat grinder"

[–] Saapas@piefed.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

It's meat grinder for both men and women, gotta make those babies while doing away with the older models

[–] tal@lemmy.today 53 points 2 weeks ago (5 children)

“And the sooner we switch to this new schedule—from 8 AM to 8 AM, including Saturdays—the faster we will undergo this transformation.” 

Plus a six day workweek.

[–] runiq@feddit.org 47 points 2 weeks ago

Reminder: When the billionaire says "we," they mean you.

Reminder: When the billionaire says "it's good for the economy," you are not the economy.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 21 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

72 h/week.

I have another proposal: 99% taxes above $1 million (equivalent) of income, including ALL income.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

So, I don't know how things work in specifically Russia, but in general, I think that it's not so much the level of taxation as it is loopholes.

For example, can the companies that he controls be directed to lend him money on terms that he directs without it being taxed by the Russian state?

More-broadly, I'd guess that it would be exceptionally difficult to impose taxes on specifically him, because he's buddies with Putin and tied up in control of the country. If the system is actively interested in avoiding taxing you, it's likely going to find ways to not do so.

[–] grranibal@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Property doesn’t need days off, make it Sunday too B) /s

[–] idiomaddict@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Tbh, if we gave property sufficient time off (in the form of crop rotation and fallow years), our agricultural system would be a lot more sustainable.

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[–] chaosCruiser@futurology.today 6 points 2 weeks ago

And this plan will take only five years. As a matter of fact, we should call it a five-year plan.

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[–] webp@mander.xyz 32 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Russian billionaire

economic crisis

12-hour workday

🤢

[–] kungfuratte@feddit.org 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

German chancellor Friedrich Merz likes that.

[–] IratePirate@feddit.org 4 points 2 weeks ago

Don't give Fotzenfritz ideas. He'll hear it, get all jealous and demand a 36-hour workday.

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[–] Kenny2999@lemmy.world 22 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] core@leminal.space 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sounds like America, except we also depend on war for our economy

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[–] atropa@piefed.social 19 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Does he live in an apartment?

Is there a possibility of falling 8 floors down?

[–] Mantzy81@aussie.zone 6 points 2 weeks ago

With Russian windows it's always a possibility

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 18 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

For one I approve. Do it Sundays too. Why not make 16 hour days too?

If Russians don't want to denefestrate Putin over war crimes, maybe they will do it if pushed to the personal breaking point.

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

If you think about it, working them to the bone is a great way to reduce their energy for a revolt

[–] ViatorOmnium@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

Long term a full demographic collapse is even better for everyone around Russia.

[–] Insekticus@aussie.zone 14 points 2 weeks ago

Would love to see them try to implement them. People will throw them out of the highest windows they can find.

[–] Paranoidfactoid@lemmy.world 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

Maybe he could try not being a billionnaire anymore and giving back his money to society, so nobody needs to work for this leech?

[–] twinnie@feddit.uk 8 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I honestly think this is an April Fools. I recall the Russians have a sort of darkly twisted take on it.

[–] Melchior@feddit.org 15 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Russians also have a darkly twisted take on reality...

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 4 points 2 weeks ago

alcohol distorts that reality quite well.

[–] tal@lemmy.today 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

It said that the post was on Monday, which would be two days before April 1.

[–] nuko147@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

With all that technology, 6 hours should be the new norm like decades ago, but billionaires must double their wealth every few years..

[–] chasteinsect@programming.dev 7 points 2 weeks ago

I read 12 hours / week and thought damn Russians are progressive out of the sudden 💀

[–] Jay101@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago

Following Merz's footsteps, I see

[–] NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone 7 points 2 weeks ago

Why doesn’t he give up a few of his billions to help stabilise the economy instead? He’d barely miss them.

[–] RedGreenBlue@lemmy.zip 6 points 2 weeks ago

Are they out of billionare piggy banks?

[–] Tryenjer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

That's not enough. It should be 24 hours of work per day, in a 10-day week.

[–] Pip@feddit.org 5 points 2 weeks ago

Sounds like it's time for a promotion!

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[–] vivalapivo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 weeks ago

People in this thread think they are protected from this happening with them, while being governed by the same rules and principles. You disgust me.

[–] Alex_Mihalchuk@piefed.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

The only thing that interests me about this news is that оrkostan is in trouble. And that's a good thing.

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