Wanna guess his political affiliation?
this post was submitted on 03 Apr 2026
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Nazi?
Ephebophile, which he’s very quick to remind us is different from pedophile?
The only way this matters is because they sit at separate tables in the prison cafeteria.
I think they might prefer to stand
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convicted on sex felonies
Christian sexual ethics
Yeah that tracks.
It's always the people you most suspect.
......for you to poop on?
Actually, no. He'd probably get off on that.
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Always the ones you most expect.
Fork found in kitchen.
Yeah. Except, as Trump says, 'Who would have guessed!?'
I feel like this is a “why are you so focused on this topic” sort of question and answer
Not a Democrat, atheist, or drag queen?
So all of these abrahamic religious types really just looooove diddling kids, eh? Fucking hell.
Nah. Plenty of Hindus and Buddhists do it too. The problem isnt a specific religion or religions, people who want to hurt others are attracted to positions of authority. Religion offers the best cover.
It's what god wants 👍
"Spare the diddle, spoil the child."
- Omnipotent beings, apparently
That depends on what role religion plays in a society. In a non religious society, those people are drawn to other positions of authority where they can perpetrate. For instance teachers and social workers are among the worst when it comes to occupations where these people end up.
Religion is clearly the best grift.
If he were a Catholic priest he'd have the entire international power of the RCC protecting him. Dude picked the wrong church.
Aaaaaaand another one.
I'm running out of room guys.
a Christian ethic of marriage and sexuality
Big "sex for me but not for thee" vibes.
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😂 let me guess... Another conservative weirdo protecting kids in his own unique way?
So ... when can we expect the announcement of his cabinet position?
so much for sexual ethics.
In psychology we call that reaction formation.
The Bible doesn’t specifically condemn pedophilia, and in fact seems to endorse it, so I guess he was technically practicing Christian ethics.
https://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/says_about/pedophilia.html
Ergo, Christian sexual ethics is criminal.
In nomine patris et filii et spiritus sancti, amen.
These people can't even follow societal ethics, let alone the dogma they set. Yet people will continue to swallow thought patterns whole for the freedom to not think.
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That's not going to be good for his book sales
He’s got his book on forgiveness ready to go to the publishers!
TARGETED FOR MY FAITH: How the Woke Left Tried to Ruin a Good Christian Man
Foreword by one of the Duggars. Or maybe all of them.
This leads to a cabinet position, possibly Secretary of State.
Ugh I hate how accurate this is
All publicity is good publicity.
Mr Tarwater should become Mr Tarfeather.
He is an expert in his field
Of course he was.
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