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[–] houndeyes@toast.ooo 220 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] enkille@lemmy.world 214 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] olenkoVD@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 weeks ago

This comment has the lowest effort-to-upvotes ratio ever.

[–] tkk13909@sopuli.xyz 169 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

GNOME-themed breakfast? No thanks I'll stick to KDE

[–] harsh3466@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Uh, I think you just got Gnomed.

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[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 92 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

She fucked up. Bro's gonna start arguing a lot more now.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 35 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I was gonna say, is she punishing or encouraging him?

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 83 points 3 weeks ago

That's her way to say sorry, OP loves it.

[–] shweddy@lemmy.world 74 points 3 weeks ago

This is some kinky shit and I'm here for it

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 70 points 3 weeks ago
[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 56 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] null@lemmy.org 11 points 3 weeks ago

Absolute degeneracy

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 51 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Everyone is so fucking horny here lol

[–] Allero@lemmy.today 18 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's female feet, after all!

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 13 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 7 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

Rocker... Do you have a foot fetish, cuz scrolling through this feed.

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[–] Chozo@fedia.io 49 points 3 weeks ago

Glad you guys made up.

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 42 points 3 weeks ago (6 children)

People talking about how the foot or other things look fake.

Umm who eats two pieces of plain bread for breakfast?

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I mean, I had 3 hot dog buns to tide me over until dinner last week. Couple of pieces of bread isn't that far out-there.

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[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 17 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

In a world where toast sandwich is a reality, you really cannot assume anything

[–] 13igTyme@piefed.social 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

A duck made that Wikipedia page and you can't convince me otherwise.

[–] rockerface@lemmy.cafe 6 points 3 weeks ago

Quack- er, I mean, what would make you say that? I am definitely a human person. Completely featherless.

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[–] _lilith@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago
[–] N0t_5ure@lemmy.world 32 points 3 weeks ago

Joke's on her, I'm into it.

[–] Pirtatogna@lemmy.world 29 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nice toes, but granted, the so called "bread" itself looks absolutely disgusting.

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago

It is now properly yeasted dough

[–] Senal@programming.dev 26 points 3 weeks ago
[–] etchinghillside@reddthat.com 23 points 3 weeks ago

She got clean feet at least.

[–] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 15 points 3 weeks ago

New fetish unlocked!

[–] SpookyBogMonster@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 weeks ago

Pretty sure this is fetish content...

[–] stickyprimer@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

I’m on great terms with my wife and make my own fucking breakfast. These things may in fact be related.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 12 points 3 weeks ago
[–] Forester@pawb.social 11 points 2 weeks ago
[–] peanuts4life@lemmy.blahaj.zone 11 points 3 weeks ago

🥵🥵🥵

[–] echo@lemmy.today 10 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Bullshit and make your own god-damned breakfast.

[–] Salamanderwizard@lemmy.world 30 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

What's wrong with other folks making you food?

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 34 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

they're just jealous they don't have anyone to step on their food :(

[–] dumbass@piefed.social 9 points 3 weeks ago

Aren't we all...

[–] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 14 points 3 weeks ago

You ok buddy?

[–] MrSelfDestruct25@fedinsfw.app 10 points 3 weeks ago
[–] SnarkoPolo@lemmy.world 10 points 2 weeks ago

Quentin Tarantino might dig that.

[–] funkajunk@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

She got that Greek toe

[–] cattywampas@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

That's my secret, Cap. That's my fetish.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

Captain Crunch: visibly distraught on his box

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