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AS SEEN ON TV the DR chipper 375 can only handle perfectly straight manicured lumber.

Seriously the marketing video is offensive: https://youtu.be/8RXEFMmaeWA

He might as well be feeding 2x2s off the rack at home depot.

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[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 105 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Wait I'm confused, does it require perfectly straight lumber or will it take boards from Home Depot?

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 53 points 1 week ago (2 children)
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Thank you, I'll be here all week. Tip your waitress.

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Try the veal

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[–] rtxn@lemmy.world 46 points 1 week ago (2 children)

At least you know it's never been used to dispose of a body.

[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 33 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Unless they got they're bodies off the rack at home depot.

[–] 87Six@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Dead body? On the rack at home depot?!

They have it! THEY HAVE IT!

[–] athairmor@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Are you sure? It just looks child sized. ~I’m very, very sorry.~

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[–] sin_free_for_00_days@sopuli.xyz 32 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I had a similar that didn't work for shit. I took it apart and took a grinder to the blades to sharpen them up again and it worked pretty good after that.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 19 points 1 week ago

The (one) blade is pretty close to sharp. I did reset the clearance after trying it once.

[–] DavidP@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

I have the next model up (400 Pro) so mine will likely accept larger diameter branches. But with that said one needs to learn the machine's limits in terms of both diameter and wetness.

Before I chip up a pile of branches I'll go through with a swede saw and lop off any parts that are too big. That'll let me breeze through the pile without fighting the machine too much. Also cut apart any wide crotches that won't feed through on their own.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (2 children)

wetness

Uhhhhh.......does your wood chipper always get wet when you stick your wood in its hole?

[–] paranoid@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago

Well you need to turn it on first

[–] Zachariah@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

wide crotches

[–] Sprocketfree@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (4 children)

I would think the point of these machines is to save me the labor of trimming them before hand.

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[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I gave up chipping brush. Had the same problem with the Harbor Freight special. Easier to just throw it in a pile and burn it if that's an option.

[–] OwOarchist@pawb.social 11 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Or, when local authorities don't allow burning, just throw it in a pile in a back corner of the property ... and let it sit. Over time, the pile grows and grows. But over even more time, it rots and shrinks. And in the meantime, it's animal and insect habitat, lol.

[–] Emma_Gold_Man@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If it's small and you can spread it out (wooded area, on foot paths, etc), it will break down faster. The two inch rule is: if it's not more than 2" thick and not more than 2" off the ground, it should break down in 2 years.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)

We have forest fires here. Part of the reason I trim is to maintain the fire break around the house. Throwing the tinder into the woods would just make it worse.

Not the solution for you then.

[–] toynbee@piefed.social 3 points 1 week ago

My parents had a compost pile. It was big enough that my friends and I would build forts with its components or even make paths through it.

Eventually my mother started noticing snapping turtles around it and we were no longer permitted to do so!

Now, or at least last time I was around that property, you wouldn't know it for anything other than a somewhat odd hill.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago (1 children)

If you got it for free then at least the value is still high

[–] Steve@startrek.website 23 points 1 week ago (4 children)

The engine is suitable for a go kart

[–] Reverendender@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

So you're saying you're building a go-kart to put the engine into and will update us on your progress right?

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[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)
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[–] davad@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Maybe it needs new blades?

[–] Steve@startrek.website 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It has no feeder of any kind despite the claim of “self feeding”. I checked the blade and set the gap.

[–] davad@lemmy.world 9 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Not sure what kind of "feeder" you're expecting, but I have a chipper that looks similar. For mine, the "feeder" is just gravity. If my blades are sharp, it feeds itself nicely. If they're dull or get too much caught in them, it stops feeding itself and needs a shove.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 4 points 1 week ago (1 children)

One sideways twig utterly defeats the gravity “feeder”. Whats the point?

A proper wood chipper has an unstoppable hydraulic toothy roller that drags everything into the maw.

This gravity feed abomination should never exist. It was designed purely for profit.

[–] Typotyper@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 week ago (1 children)

So buy a big ass professional chipper, even rent one.

This one is a simple one for casual once in a while use. I've used these types. They work but you need patience.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (3 children)

This one doesnt solve a problem for me. It took more work to chip my twigs than it would take to bundle them up for the trash collection.

I’m mad that it exists at all. Plus the mfg outright lies about its capabilities.

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[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Did anyone else think the rivets were bullet holes at first?

I gotta get my eyes checked.

[–] Steve@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

Better than it deserves. Waste of ammo.

[–] paper_moon@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

The as-seen-on-tv products sometimes have good ideas but the execution is awful. Cheap materials or bad engineering/quality control, etc...

Dirty bich like to get fed

[–] Davel23@fedia.io 5 points 1 week ago

Like the Powerglove?

[–] Heliumfart@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 week ago

I modified a similar chipper by widening the feed opening, that helped. Also definitely worth sharpening blade(s)

[–] SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (1 children)
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[–] SaneMartigan@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

I've got a 15hp chipper and need to be wary of my cuts so I can feed it nice branches. I've still got a bunch of "elbows" that wouldn't fit that I've turned into garden borders. It's nice to make mulch where you actually know what's in it and not ground industrial waste or whatever.

[–] TheOSINTguy@sh.itjust.works 4 points 1 week ago

I had something similar and it was about $500, thing was a piece of junk. Could barely cut a stick with a diameter of around 3 inches despite being rated for 6 inches (no it wasn't from a hardwood tree)

I ended up selling it for $250 and felt bad for the person buying it thinking that it will clean there yard up from the severe weather we had a year ago.

[–] InvalidName2@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 week ago

Oh joy! I was given something similar, not quite the same brand/model. I have it on my agenda for this week or next week at the latest to deal with a pile of fallen limbs I've collected over the past year or so. Granted, mine is specifically described as a limb chipper. I was hoping it would make my life easier.

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