Yall should remove some of these animal words and instead add different words for like the 5 different meanings of "spring"
Simple. One can be thrown into water and it'll be OK. The other...not so much.
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So an ordinary witch test?
Depends. Is the turtle made of wood?
Could not then weigh it against a duck 🤔
No, but part of his stuff is:
🤔 hmmmmm
That's how I remember it. Cursed Reddit post...
Easy! A turtle is flippy flips and a tortoise is clompy clomps.
Thank you random internet fae of wisdom
One has a flat head the other has a plus sign head like the difference between crocodiles and alligators or ravens and writing desks
I always thought turtles mostly live in the water and tortoises mostly lived on land.
The good ol' "All tortoises are turtles but not all turtles are tortoises"
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Simple!
Turtle: pretty chill dude cruising the East Australian Current
Tortoise: teaching Pandas Kung-Fu
Damn kids, in my day turtles lived in the sewer eating pizza and doing ninjutsu.
shakes cane
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Tortoises are Turtles, but not all Turtles are Tortoises.
This isn't an English thing, this is a taxonomy thing. It should be the same in any language, just with different words used.
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A turtle lives in water, a tortoise lives on land. A turtle's not a tortoise, it's not hard to understand.
Wait wait wait. Have we been lied to? Are Michelangelo, Raphael, Donatello, and Leonardo tortoises?
in dutch theyre called landschildpad and zeeschildpad (landshelltoad and seashelltoad)
But zeeschildpad doesn't include things like box turtles that live near bodies of water but not all the time, right? I guess here in Belgium we just use "schildpad" for everything.
It also sounds cooler to translate it to shield-toad lol
idk what a box turtle even is 😭 but here in the netherlands we call all of them "schildpad" too. literally no normal human here will say "look a zeeschildpad" (except for biologists probably)
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German: that toad looking thing has a shield on it
Hungarian: that frog looking thing has a trough on it.
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Tortoises are land animals. Simple.
Frogs and toads might be a better one - there's no systematic difference except toads are ugly.
This is your reminder that taxonomically fish and trees do not exist.
Wat
Fish belong to the family of clouds (i.e. floating), trees belong to the same group as rocks (see sudowoodo)
All tortoises are turtles (but not all turtles are tortoises) from a biology point of view. Tortoises specifically being exclusively land-based members of the turtle (Testudines) order. So there is a difference.
And “spring” doesn’t really have different meanings - as per the root of the word, it always means some variant of “to burst forth”. There’s lots of different definitions for the word but they’re all rooted in the same place, from an etymology point of view.
The season bursting forth from the winter darkness and cold, the metal coil as it bursts forth when released from compression, the source of water as it bursts forth from the ground, bursting forth someone out of jail, etc.
Homographs are the real problem - when two different words, over time, become spelled the same.
Sow, lead, close, bear. All have multiple etymologies where different words eventually became spelled the same. Those are the worst!
English is a truly crazy mashup of Latin, Greek, French, German, Celtic, Norse and more.
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The biggest difference is that turtles live in and around water, while tortises are entirely land based.
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