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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 119 points 1 month ago (17 children)

As someone who grew up with a 24-hour clock, I can deal with 12 hours. Usually there’s no confusion if your store opens at 7am or 7pm. But 12:30PM being a valid time and meaning ‘00:30 on the next day’ fucks me up every time.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 110 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

12:30 AM is 00:30 though?

They shouldn’t even have 12 on the clock, it should be 0 because the 12 hour clock is modulo 12.

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 75 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Case and point as to why it's confusing lmao

[–] Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"case in point" although "case and point " is arguably an eggcorn

[–] MasterNerd@lemmy.zip 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Damn, just learned I've been using that phrase wrong my whole life

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[–] tiramichu@sh.itjust.works 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

12:30PM means 30 minutes after 12-noon.

Anyone saying that and meaning the middle of the night is just wrong, and if that's a genuine thing people do it would drive me quite mad.

30 minutes after midnight is 12:30AM

[–] exu@feditown.com 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Perfectly illustrates how it doesn't make sense.

I can get behind

  • 11.30pm
  • 12.30pm
  • 1.30am

Or

  • 11.30pm
  • 0.30am
  • 1.30am

But

  • 11.30pm
  • 12.30am
  • 1.30am

just doesn't make sense.

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[–] bleistift2@sopuli.xyz 23 points 1 month ago

As I said, it always fucks me up. The AM/PM indicator wraps at a different hour than the hours. Aaargh!

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Literally this. I was never in the military, and I'm glad they literally can't draft me unless they lower a lot of requirements really fast. But 24-hour time is just so much more sensible. There's no "AM or PM?" follow-up question, no guesswork. It just makes sense.

If they made metric time, I'd adopt that shit in a heartbeat.

[–] arctanthrope@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

the standard time that almost everyone uses is metric, i.e. is part of the metric system, its units are SI units. there was a system of decimal time, if that's what you mean, developed in France during the revolution, where a day is 10 hours, each 100 minutes, each 100 seconds

so a decimal hour is 2.4 standard hours
a decimal minute is 1.44 standard minutes
a decimal second is 0.864 standard seconds

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[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (25 children)

are Americans really confused with 15:30?

[–] corvi@lemmy.zip 35 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Only inasmuch as I have to count from 12 because I don’t have the built-in instinct for that time format.

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[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Nah, all you need is a little time to get used to it. It's my default setting on most of my devices. Once you get used to it, it's much easier to tell am vs pm at a glance, which is helpful when looking at timestamps (I work in IT, timestamps are important.)

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[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 63 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Large parts of the world use 24h time regularly. Only Americans, as far as I know, really struggle with 24h time, roundabouts, and bidets as concepts.

[–] MrVilliam@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago (9 children)

American here. I use 24h time, vastly favor roundabouts over traffic lights, and I would rather poop at home with my bidet attachment than get paid to poop at work. I'm not exactly your average American, but there are probably millions of us. The world mostly hears the loud dipshits because they are loud and their thoughts are dipshit enough that people who hear them feel the need to tell somebody about what a stupid dipshit take they heard from some loud dipshit.

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[–] missandry351@lemmings.world 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Only muricans think 24h clock = military time 😂

Everything is military/war oriented. Remember the "war on drugs"? They can't comprehend the world except from a perspective of opposition and control. 🤷🥲

[–] RabbitMix@lemmy.blahaj.zone 9 points 1 month ago

I hate when people associate the two. I got used to it because I was in civil aviation, and I kept using it because it's better.

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[–] Mac@mander.xyz 50 points 1 month ago (2 children)

24hr time is simply superior in every way. I don't get why more people dont swap it.
I changed mine on a whim years ago and never looked back.

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 25 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Like the old truth "America does everything the wrong way". 24h is superior, metric is superior, dd.mm.yyyy format is superior, etc...

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

A4 is superior too.

(Yes US doesn't use A4 paper.)

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[–] Jakule17@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

dd.mm.yyyy

I believe in ISO 8601 supremacy

(I'm not saying its not better than American one thougn)

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[–] HotsauceHurricane@lemmy.world 49 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

I do it because then I don't put my calendar appointments in at oh, 3:00 AM.

15:00 is SOOOOOO much better for adhd me.

Also: it makes total sense! 24 hours, 24 separate numbers. It's the most logical conclusion.

[–] OldManWithACane@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

Also fewer wasted pixels on the am/pm text. 24h is just objectively superior in every way.

[–] panda_abyss@lemmy.ca 47 points 1 month ago

12 hour time is a scam created by clockmakers who wanted to save paint.

[–] MatSeFi@lemmy.liebeleu.de 33 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Bahh.. The full day is 2π.

  • 12:00 is π
  • 15:00 is 3/2π And so on... Sane people use 2π = 𝜏 instead.
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[–] baltakatei@sopuli.xyz 30 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Hard mode: set time zone to UTC (or Reykjavik; it's the same) and force yourself to add/subtract offset hours every time you want to know local time. Also, this forces you to track when exactly daylight saving time starts and stops.

Benefit: you know when space probe stuff happens because they're almost always timestamped UTC. Also, playing Eve Online becomes slightly easier.

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[–] MrScottyTay@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 7 hours ago) (2 children)

In the UK we all (generally) read 24 hour but speak in 12 hour. So we see 15:00 but say 3. Only military peeps talk on 24, and it can sound weird, but people can easily understand them as long as they can parse the whole "-hundred" thing (15:00 being fifteen-hundred)

[–] Ricaz@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 1 month ago (13 children)

In Denmark it's always written in 24hr, but I'd say it's 50/50 whether we say 3 or 15 for 15:00.

I guess saying 3 is more casual. But we never use "hundred". 15:30 would just be fifteen-thirty.

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Bulgarian here, same story. 24 hour removes the ambiguity in written form without the need for a suffix, 12 hour is shorter in speech and 99% of the time it doesn't need specifying because the AM/PM is evident from the context.

[–] Multiplexer@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 month ago (6 children)

24hr analog watches are the real shit, though!

Had a good emulated one on my phone homescreen for a long time, but unfortunately app is not supported by newer versions of Android any more... :-(

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[–] invertedspear@lemmy.zip 20 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Dealing with dates and times in software will get you formatting using year-month-date and 24 hour time as the least possible chance for confusion.

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[–] Soleos@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Only in America do they judge people for using the 24hr clock. Most of the rest of the world uses it. https://worldpopulationreview.com/country-rankings/what-countries-use-24-hour-time

[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

There are several industries that run on 24 hour time outside of the military. Ocean shipping, aviation, and medical care off the top of my head. Want to throw a real wrench in the works? Start figuring Zulu time, especially when time changes happen at different times of the year in different countries or US states that don’t change at all.

Anyway, 24 hour time is so much easier. No making mistakes forgetting to select AM/PM when setting an alarm or reminder, for instance. Even converting it to 12 hour time takes no thought at all of you use it for a while.

[–] Datz@szmer.info 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I remember when I was a kid who joined a mostly American guild with Discord server in Warframe.

I was so confused when I wrote the time in 24h and the guy I was chatting with seemed genuinely uncomfortable with me writing in military jargon.

(He also believed in ghosts and I had trouble explaining the difference between additive and multiplicative multipliers to him)

[–] Hupf@feddit.org 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Warframe

uncomfortable with me writing in military jargon

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[–] Gaja0@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

There are two comments here:

  1. I can count to 24
  2. I get confused by 12PM

The real crime is dividing the day into 24h, 60m per hour, 60s per min.

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

A LOT of western measurement was base 12, the only reason people are so used to base 10 is because that's how many fingers most people have. Base 12 is really useful however, it is uniquely divisible and 60 as 5*12 is even more so.

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Fuck people who work in logistics right?

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[–] skisnow@lemmy.ca 12 points 1 month ago

Looking at how the clock in Windows defaults based on region, it seems to be mostly the Whiter of the former British colonies plus a few South American countries that use 12h (for computing, at least). The rest of the world are all 24h.

[–] JamBandFan1996@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 month ago

Listen, it's easier, especially when you work with scientific or industrial systems

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