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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 26 points 5 days ago

So THAT'S why the British call them "birds".

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 16 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Men are Men

* Women are men

* And children are FBI agents.

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 6 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I always heard it as "women are men, men are little boys, and little boys are Chris Hansen."

[–] einlander@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago

Mine predates Chris Hanson. It was used a lot during irc times.

[–] floquant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago

Girls are Guys In Real Life. It's in the name

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 14 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

Trans people are current or former FEDS?? And lesbian couples are PARTNERS???

[–] cadekat@pawb.social 12 points 5 days ago

It's all so clear now! Explains why I wanted to be a spy as a kid I guess.

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago (2 children)

They do exist. It’s the clit that’s a myth!

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 4 days ago

If you observe the diagram you'll see that the clit is highlighted in red, it is located in a spider hole about 6 feet beneath the desert with an electric fan and hidden entrance wait fuck that's not a clit it's Saddam goddamn Hussein!

[–] tixnou@feddit.cl 5 points 4 days ago

what the heck is a clit?

[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 5 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

Aw you know the CIA's silicone skin suits are a lot more realistic than that!

[–] CIA_chatbot@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Yea, we use the suits a lot on missions,

. We even loan them out to the FBI