Did you cook that using your camera flash?
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Left it out until there was a break in the clouds
Gotta take it in before that UV hits it. What if it accidentally developed some color or flavor?
I was going to say something but this is way better.
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This looks like someone was afraid they might accidentally cook something.
I meannnn
Brit here, all the elements are correct but jeez please cook all of that for at least twice as long
Nobody visits England for the food.
Well no, people visit the UK to experience our culture and history.
When they arrive they are often pleasantly surprised that our food is actually quite good.
A proper fried breakfast with quality meats and good sundries beats an american breakfast hands down. Proper back bacon instead of that crispy streaky shit Americans eat, proper sausages instead of those shitty little cat turd "links", toast made from thick cut bread from a real bakery (or baked on site). God tier.
I challenge anyone to eat a proper shortcrust pastry meat pie made with slow cooked beef in a rich beer/red wine gravy with vegetables and chips and come away thinking it isn't anything other than delicious (unless they dont like pies....)
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I love English food. All of the British Isles do pub food to die for, especially in colder weather.
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Mate they’ve obviously boiled this long enough. All the colours gone
Mostly we just want to be sure it's dead.
Needs mushrooms still I think. Or fried tomatoes, or black pudding if you are feeling fancy.
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everything on that plate looks like it should be boiled for a little bit longer.
Is it so pale because of the lack of sun?
Even the bread was boiled to prevent browning.
are they aware that the great war has ended?
Man the energy crisis has hit UK hard; they’re only half toasting their toast and parcooking their food.
It looks like they used the egg to protect the rest of the food from the heat.
ragebait? I'm not even British this food just looks like it was intentionally cooked in the worst ways possible
Ah, so you're familiar with British culinary principles then..
Maillard would be very upset with the lack of caramalisation and browning on any of this supposedly fried food.
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Have you thought of cooking it?
Does it fuck. We'd at least cook it first.
I mean that’s the literal raw ingredients yeah.
Hahaha in your house maybe :D
The mere fact there are 3 "sausages" but only one rasher of bacon tells me this person has absolutely no idea what they're talking about.
Cooked with a withering glare.
It really isn’t. Please do not
That looks so undercooked, where's the tomatoes, mushrooms, black pudding and hash browns?
By the look of that egg, it seems to have taken all the heat for itself, leaving the other protiens in the cold.
Deep boiled English breakfast
The cuisine of England led their people to become the best sailors in the world.
When you add beans to the plate for some color...
British people will only complain that there isn't enough
Yikes!
Where's the fried bread, where's the buttered toast, where's the fried tomatoes, where's the rest of the bacon, why are the sausages raw? For some, the black pudding and hash-browns seem to be missing.
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I'm offended and grossed, but I upvoted because that's about right.
The sausages:
Take the egg off the plate (probably best to fry a new one)
Throw the whole plate under a high broiler for 2 minutes
Return the egg
im hiding this post in hopes that i never have to look at it again
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