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Fox News host Sean Hannity dedicated a segment of his Thursday show to deliver a message to Pope Leo XIV, suggesting he and others at the Vatican had totally lost sight of the true meaning of the bible and its teachings.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

They are already positioning Trump for a religious re-brand when he's out after 2028. He will be the competition for the Pope in the MAGA religion. It's going to be the hottest, richest, most popular religion in the Universe, and Trump is your direct messenger to God.

They were hitting it HARD during the Biden administration, but the media wasn't covering it, of course. They quieted it down a bit when he got re-elected, but now that things are going even worse than predicted, they are ramping up the religious rhetoric again - "You better not mess with Trump, he knows Jesus and God personally."

They probably think that Americans won't have the stomach for prosecuting a genuine religious prophet. Yeah? Watch me.

[–] CombatWombat@feddit.online 2 points 23 minutes ago

I know you meant this comment as a portent of ill tidings, but "out in 2028" and "the media wasn't covering him" just sounds so relaxing, I'm having a hard time getting worked up over it.

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 13 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

As an non-American who was baptised Catholic and observing US politics, I've always wondered how could the mostly Protestant, Christian nationalists would work with Catholics. Well, here goes my answer.

Also, I am seeing a repeat of history here. The German Catholics opposed Hitler while it is the Protestants who supported him. Oh how history circles back!

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 4 points 3 hours ago

As an American raised by evangelical nationalists, I always knew it would go down like this. There’s enough tolerance to function in day to day life but the behind closed doors contempt and downright hate, not for the theology or the scandals that come up, but the plain hate for people being different was instilled almost daily. They’d accept a kindness from a Catholic or Mormon neighbor, smile to their face, then talk shit as soon as they left. The entitlement and sense of superiority while simultaneously being victims is phenomenal. The more they realize they don’t need to rely on a broad idea of “Christianity” to further their agenda the more they’ll turn on every sect that doesn’t fit their idea of “Christianity”. I hope the Mormons are taking notes about the cost of hitching wagons with the evangelicals, cus they really hate you guys.

[–] ecvanalog@lemmy.world 6 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

But it’s not a cult, guys.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 17 minutes ago

Conflicting cults, let them fight

[–] brownsugga@lemmy.world 13 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Not saying the pope is perfect or anything, lotta baggage over there, but Trump is feeling pretty anti-Christy

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 1 points 35 minutes ago

I'd say he's more like Moloch.

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 2 points 6 hours ago

Evangelical nut bags vs the literal word of God.

[–] skozzii@lemmy.ca 21 points 12 hours ago (6 children)

I wonder if gaslighting religion is going to work on the MAGA base, they have to go against what they were taught their whole life now, a really test of the cult loyalty.

[–] Avicenna@programming.dev 3 points 4 hours ago

I bet Trump is now especially unhappy that the Pope is American otherwise he would be all like "that is what happens when you choose a European/Latin american pope"

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 1 points 4 hours ago

Sunk Cost!

They've been telling themselves that they're persecuted for so long, the turn to realize they are the baddies would break most people.

They will Kowtow to an all knowing and powerful God that is speaking through the divine Trump (who may or may not be the antichrist). Because that all knowing and all powerful God has chosen to place him there and respecting authority is respecting God.

That trap hasn't sprung but the fear of it brought us to white nationalist storming the Capitol. It's like a cultural poison pill that has been boiled in conspiracy theories since the eighties.

[–] NottaLottaOcelot@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 hours ago (2 children)

MAGA is itself a religion. They are Christian because it gives them an excuse to treat women and dark skinned people badly, not because they believe in the teachings of Jesus Christ.

If they have to choose, MAGA aligns with their beliefs more than a segment of Christianity that many Evangelicals already dislike.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 15 minutes ago* (last edited 14 minutes ago)

Jesus Christ teaches that when He comes back, He will murder everyone who doesn't bow to Him. He's kind of a dick. There's no good guy in this fight

[–] TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world 4 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

MAGA is itself a religion.

A lot of people don't realise that ideology replaced religion as the source of mass movements. Ever since the rise of liberal individualism and scientific revolution, the role of religion diminished as the glue for community and source of knowledge. This is what Friedrich Nietzsche meant by "God is dead". It is not a coincidence that political movements centred on the mass mobilisation, namely socialism, communism and fascism, have sprung up around the same time.

Unfortunately, we are seeing the same thing unfolding again in our lifetime. The rise of neoliberalism, when Margaret Thatcher declared "there is no society, only individuals", is what initiated the death of community and social cohesion in recent memory. This led to plenty of lonely individuals who are easy preys for the far-right, as was the case before in Germany and Italy.

[–] Mulligrubs@lemmy.world 1 points 12 minutes ago* (last edited 11 minutes ago)

Ever since the rise of liberal individualism and scientific revolution, the role of religion diminished as the glue for community and source of knowledge.

Catholicism has diminished since The Black Death, liberal individualism and the scientific revolution would have never occurred if the Catholics still owned Europe.

The plague revealed the powerlessness of the faith; in the beginning, Catholics ruled Europe and controlled people from birth to death. After, they never recovered the same authority for obvious reasons.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 15 points 11 hours ago

Well, I'd argue that most of MAGA is evangelical, who tend to view Catholicism as either "fake Christianity" or a kind of quaint remnant of an older time that Protestantism fixed (and evangelicalism perfected). So most of them are already on board with the idea that the Pope is bad.

[–] TheVoiceOfRaison@thelemmy.club 1 points 6 hours ago

Yes, because they can twist it to their versions of what ever it is they believe. As long as Trump continues his war on immigration then all will be good amongst the majority of MAGA zealous.

[–] SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world 1 points 8 hours ago

MAGA churches want to speedrun towards Armageddon. War in the Middle East is what they crave.

[–] MrRandom@lemmy.zip 6 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)
[–] minorkeys@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

So Trump is the anti-pope now?

[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 1 points 3 hours ago

Keep him out of Avignon though.

[–] Iceman@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

And do don't get me started on this Jesus guy!

[–] Someplaceunknown@leminal.space 13 points 13 hours ago

He's The Fucking Pope, that's like, his whole thing

Person who has dedicated their entire life to the understanding, debate, discussion, research, philosophy to their religion or a man who at best is a grifter at worst guilty of serious crimes.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 21 points 18 hours ago

My new favorite passage " And then, one Thursday, nearly two thousand years after one man had been nailed to a tree for saying how great it would be to be nice to people for a change, a girl sitting on her own in a small café in Rickmansworth suddenly realized what it was that had been going wrong all this time, and she finally knew how the world could be made a good and happy place. This time it was right, it would work, and no one would have to get nailed to anything.

Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, #1) "

[–] NutWrench@lemmy.ml 26 points 20 hours ago

Imagine what sort of idiot would tell the Pope that he's wrong on matters of theology.

"Hannity suggests . . . "

Ok. There we go . . .

[–] Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 25 points 21 hours ago (2 children)

They're laying the ground work to officially start their own religion.

They'll try to canonize prosperity gospel and make Trump their savior stand in.

[–] Raiderkev@lemmy.world 9 points 20 hours ago
[–] LaunchesKayaks@lemmy.world 84 points 1 day ago (20 children)

Lmao I love how folks are telling the VOICE OF GOD ON EARTH that he's wrong.

(I'm an atheist and don't believe it, but this whole situation is hilarious.)

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[–] Lutra@lemmy.world 36 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Who is Hannity?

  • Housepainter.
  • He attended but did not graduate from:
      • Sacred Heart Seminary
      • St. Pius Seminary
      • New York University
      • Adelphi University
  • 1989 Volunteered as a DJ at KCSB, Santa Barbara, was fired, show dismissed.
  • 1990'ish - got another job at WVNN, Alabama
  • proceeded to talk on the radio ...

Why does this matter? - because it shows that Hannity doesn't matter. Any more than the 12 of us in this thread. - He is alive and has a mouth, are his accomplishments and skills, Yet his thoughts and opinions are played across the loudspeakers of the camp.

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 20 points 20 hours ago

Why does this matter? - because it shows that Hannity doesn’t matter

While I understand what you're saying, Hannity absolutely matters because millions of people listen to his bullshit. His past doesn't matter as he is a powerful propagandist now.

[–] KonalaKoala@lemmy.world 9 points 18 hours ago

I think ‘The President Is Wrong, The Pope Is Right’: Hannity Suggests Donald Has ‘Totally Lost Sight of the Bible and Its Teachings’ sounds more correct and truthful.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 143 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (5 children)

Be kind to others

-Bible, New Testament's teachings of Jesus

Being kind to others is evil, and it's not what Jesus would have stood for!

-Republicans

Reminder: be kind to others

-Pope

The Pope is a libtard.

-Faux News

^My basic understanding of whats going on.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ex-cultist here. Specifically, fundamentalist Christian in the US.

So what we're seeing here is a division between in-groups and out-groups, and drawing that circle closer as a means of guarding against valid criticism. Consider; the standard response of most cults when they are under attack is to double down on its assertions that it is telling the truth. Most cults are built with a persecution complex as key part of exploiting their believers.

This tactic triggers their emotional response to rally to the defense of their cause, because "We're under attack! We're being hunted! The Worst Thing Possible is going to happen, and it is THIS PERSECUTOR'S fault!" This also forces a false choice in members who are doubting the leadership, forcing them to either cut all social ties and side with the enemy (they are trained to see this as a fate worse than death) or rehearse their dogma and rally without question.

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[–] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 62 points 1 day ago (7 children)

bro, I am muslim so I have no idea how christian values work but even I can see this is heresy to an unbelievable degree. Your president calls himself the second Jesus, you cannot defend him against any religious person at that point, let alone the Pope.

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[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Am I wrong, or is the thing the Pope said that has these freaks so upset basically like, "war is bad, don't do it"?

I mean for fuck sake...

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 1 points 11 hours ago

What gets me is that the Pope is just saying pretty basic Christian teachings. Simply the kinds of stuff Jesus says in the Sermon on the Mount. And the media is like "LOOK HE'S ATTACKING TRUMP!" The fact that he doesn't really specify the USA or anything says a lot about the state of things, where the basic Gospel of Jesus Christ is seen as inherently confrontational to the MAGA agenda.

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[–] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 216 points 1 day ago (19 children)

Hannity thinks he (and Trump) knows more about how the Bible should be read and interpreted than the Pope?.......

Do these people even hear themselves?

[–] Tollana1234567@lemmy.today 2 points 7 hours ago

It's quite interesting how close hannity is to trump, he has seen having golf meetings with him

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