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[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 117 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

If even 1 person smirks because of something I posted then I am happy

[–] gnawmon@ttrpg.network 53 points 1 month ago (1 children)

i smirked because of you, are happy now? happy of what you've accomplished? someone's life was affected by you and you're happy

[–] sharkfucker420@lemmy.ml 39 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] Daefsdeda@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago

I also smirked, thanks for smirking me

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

sometimes you post just for that one other random guy you see posting memes constantly

[–] bonsai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

You make the world a happier place, sharkfucker420.

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[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 69 points 1 month ago (6 children)

yeah but me getting 30 upvotes for my thing I worked for a year on is disappointing when the fart joke I made got 3000

[–] reallykindasorta@slrpnk.net 37 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Well farting is very universal, but ornate dora minifigure panoramas are somewhat niche

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

Especially ones made of rat skeletons

[–] BarbecueCowboy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 1 month ago

The most consequential thing I will every do in my life is take a picture of the location of a rental car pickup desk at this airport I went to when I was in my 20s. It's the top picture for the location and it has 9 million views. If I ever topped that at this point... I feel like it wouldn't be a good time.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 12 points 1 month ago

Maybe work for on your fart joke for a year?

[–] slothrop@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 month ago

lol, upvoted bc fart.

[–] Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Okay so what did you work on?

[–] Skullgrid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

This account is for shitposting, thus , I'd rather not share.

[–] balderdash9@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Would be cool if we kept this post to 15 likes but the internet doesn't have that sort of coordination.

Edit: This comment at 15 is good enough lol

[–] lena@gregtech.eu 13 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Especially not the Fediverse with everyone having a slightly different vote count due to defederation and some instances having downvotes disabled

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[–] Drusas@fedia.io 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Nobody upvote this comment.

[–] diffaldo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 1 month ago

dont tell me what to do 😡

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 24 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I got fifteen real, unprompted compliments (about my bike, it is pretty cool) last week. It was surprising.

[–] Aneb@lemmy.world 14 points 1 month ago

Bike pic pls. I would like to compliment your cool bike

[–] texture@lemmy.world 9 points 1 month ago

yo, nice bike!

[–] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago (5 children)

imagine those 300 people in front of you staring at you.

Please no. My anxiety could not handle that

[–] InnerScientist@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago

(͡•_ ͡• )

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[–] kamen@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Imagine someone going like "Yeah, cool", then scrolling past you - but IRL.

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[–] DarrinBrunner@lemmy.world 19 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I write fiction and post it online. I'm thrilled when one person reads it and comments. It doesn't even need to be a positive comment, I'm just happy someone read it.

[–] Maeve@kbin.earth 6 points 1 month ago
[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Goes the other way too. Imagine 100 people yelling at you and calling you a dumbass.

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[–] maia_app@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I agree completely. I am in the process of building an app for Lemmy, Bluesky, Mastodon and Tumblr. Getting a single like or comment on the development process keeps me going!!

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[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Yes, but consider, if I thought about it that way, I’d also have to accept that people might recognize my username between posts/comments and form an opinion of me. And that opinion might be that I’m dumb and mean, and that is the most horrifying eternal torture I can conceive of. Ergo, I’m going to pretend that those are just number that appear and that people have as much name blindness as I do.

[–] starchylemming@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

im not a number, you dumb meanie

[–] megopie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)
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[–] PieMePlenty@lemmy.world 11 points 1 month ago (2 children)

7 is the magic number for me. 1-5 feels like its bots, 6 is close, 7 is 'yeah, I feel validated'.

[–] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I get a minimum of like 8 upvotes on every post I make in my group here on Lemmy and I'm convinced they're all bots or all the accounts of one person. They all upvote in sync

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[–] dumbass@piefed.social 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm a simple man, I just need one like and that makes me happy.

[–] ThePantser@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago (1 children)

You are at 2 which means 1 like, I don't want to ruin that for you.

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[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago

That’s the danger of social media imo. Constant ambient parasocial relationships online leading to reduced interaction with the real world due to mental reconditioning.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I do too. 700 people might not seem like a lot, but 900 people actually is

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[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 8 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Funny enough dislikes are exactly this way. -5 feels like 5 people just called me dumb.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 month ago

Nope, those are bots. :)

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[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 8 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Yeah, but what about downvotes?

That's like 15 people walking up to you to say "I liked that, thank you", but then one person comes up to you, calls you a cunt and punches you in the face.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Man, you take down votes really harshly.

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[–] Beth@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

No kidding. Long ago during my Imgur days, I got 700+. I figure that was my 15 minutes of fame or something.

[–] texture@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

i just imagined it, and it felt pretty nice actually, thanks for that

[–] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I'm always happy if I post something here and just get a few replies, but I'm not sure if that would change if it were Facebook. But I don't really use Facebook.

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