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[–] zabadoh@ani.social 17 points 6 days ago
[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 9 points 6 days ago (2 children)

fuuuck I never throught about it. do flat earthers believe the moon is flat too?

Don't they believe its a projection?

[–] Pyr_Pressure@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think since the moon is tidally locked and we only ever see the same surface, never the backside, they simply believe it's a disc that faces us.

[–] zemo@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] INHALE_VEGETABLES@aussie.zone 3 points 6 days ago

Don't believe this guy he is globe brained and has consumed too much fluoride.

[–] dukeofdummies@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

... I'm kinda ashamed I noticed they made Pluto a planet before the fact that they made the earth flat...

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Why would the other planets be spheres? It's the same damn delusion all over again. You people never learn. Say it with me:

Everything. 👏 Is. 👏 Flat. 👏

[–] Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago

Much like birds, spheres don't exist.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 5 days ago

The Global Society Of Flat Earthers

[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago
[–] Apytele@sh.itjust.works 2 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

These latest cosmology DLCs are getting really good:

[–] Bullerfar@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago

The others are flat as well, they are just painted that way facing the world

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago
[–] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 1 points 6 days ago

Make em all flat so we can have the plates of the solar system.

[–] Atomic@sh.itjust.works 0 points 6 days ago

This is obviously a fake image, Pluto is still there.

[–] Sunflier@lemmy.world 0 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

Uhm, there are only 8 planets in our solar system. That bottom planetoid needs to be cut off from that list.

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 43 points 1 week ago (2 children)

Fuck me with a bucket of pee, I had no idea the earth was so flat compared to other planets.

[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I... uh... how would I even DO that?!??

[–] MacaqueAndCheese@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 week ago (4 children)

By following these easy steps:

  1. Go to craft supply store and buy clay.

  2. Press clay along a broomstick to make a mold.

  3. Bake it.

  4. Pour piss from bucket into mold

  5. Freeze it

  6. Remove frozen piss from mold

  7. Have me sit on the fridge and use the frozen piss broomstick as a butt dildo

  8. I get startled by flat earth disc and hop off fridge with frozen piss broomstick in my ass and get impaled.

  9. Collect life insurance and donate to the flat earth society.

[–] cows_are_underrated@feddit.org 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What the hell did I just read?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

A guide to a happy life

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 3 points 6 days ago

Couldn't we just spread him and poor it inside? That sounds like a lot of work.

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 34 points 1 week ago (6 children)

Fake. Where are the turtles?

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] Digit@lemmy.wtf 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

:O

How deep does this go???

[–] xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 3 points 6 days ago

It's rabbitholes all the way down

[–] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 1 week ago

I don't even see a single elephant.

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[–] Aeao@lemmy.world 26 points 1 week ago (3 children)
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

If you've ever driven across Texas, it definitely feels that way. It can take over 12h.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 6 days ago (2 children)

that's nothing. I can drive in my state in one direction for 20 hours and STILL be in the state. it can fit texas at least 3-4 times in it.

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Assuming Alaska, it's closer to 2.5x, although Texas has more habitable land.

[–] Shitbrains@lemmy.world 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I was assuming CA. The one direction being only North or South, depending on where you start...

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago

CA is about half the area of Texas. Another person suggested West Australia which tracks.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 1 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 2 points 5 days ago
[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Alaska most likely. Texas is about 3.75x bigger than Washington State.

[–] rockman057@lemmy.world 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I think they meant Western Australia.

[–] JackFrostNCola@aussie.zone 2 points 4 days ago

Classic American defaultism

[–] BluJay320@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago (1 children)

I’m more concerned about the placement of the asteroid belt

[–] frostysauce@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

They were educated in Texas.

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[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) (2 children)

flat earthers and pluto lovers 🤝 in this image

[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Pluto is now officially considered a dwarf planet. But so are Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris. Source

But there are possibly more, estimated 200 in the Kuiper belt and 10.000 in the region beyond. Source

So it's more like flat earth believers and Ceres, Haumea, Makemake, and Eris deniers in this picture.

[–] chatokun@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 6 days ago

Yeah, was going to say if you're adding Pluto, where the other dwarfs at?

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[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 20 points 1 week ago

This image is super deceptive!

Earth is just as around as the other planets. They just took the picture at an angle that makes the plane look obloid while the rest are taken face on.

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