Now im hungry and horny but dont know which to eat first
this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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As a pedant that's the vulva, the vagina is on the interior.
Also they are both ham sandwiches
pedant
their
Fair
Also technically that comma should be a semicolon
Also, there should be a comma after "pedant."
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You're a ham sandwich
I ate ur mum's ham sandwich
I'm pretty sure those are actually sandwiches
You can eat both out so I don't see the importance
My weenie:
Also my weenie:
Mostly it's just like that all the time.
Not my vagina
My vagina after a good night.
The chocolate is spinning a narrative and I don’t like if.
Particularly messy ass to vagina creampie?
(•᷄- •᷅ ;)
Flashbacks to Van Wilder
Eat fresh
Odds are rising of someone orchestrating a “My Penis” post in response to this post. Something like:
My Penis: ‘lil Smokey on a toothpick.
Also my Penis: German Bratwurst mit Brötchen.
Whoops. Guilty.
Guilty would imply wrongdoing. Yours was the best possible version!
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got a two-fer, eh?
That’s not how it works lol
You’ve never organized shit for a classy picture?
I literally til you can organize shit. I'm going to go rearrange my balls now.
Stack em. Go vertsack.
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Only when my doctor asked me to. I put some serious effort into the composition, even used glitter, goggly eyes and fake hair that I borrowed from my balls. She just said "what the fuck(,) is this shit" to which I just said yes
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I was going to disagree, but I've witnessed similar.
Before and after, can confirm
I don't see lashings of mayo oozing out of the after shot 🤔
Rawr! A connoisseur.
It's plain common-sense that every appetising sandwich needs a good filling!
That looks like something Shady Vance could incorporate into his couch activities. /s
Huh? How it can change?
My girlfriend calls it "origami"
I think clitoris and Labia majora have some erectile tissue which will change its appearance based on arousal, though I'm not sure how labia minora can change this wildly
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