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Modern Bugatti ... no action happening inside, barely enough room to pick your nose.
Vintage Bugatti ... not the first person to have squirted there, and the seats are easily reupholstered.
If you're gonna fuck, make it the back seat of a Rolls Royce ... now I'm thinking about it, that's the one thing I have in common with my mother. Hmmm.
With your user name, I'm seeing a scene of slaughter on that rolls backseat.
Well, certainly some blood ...
God I want some goth chick to squirt on my face.
Sometimes you gotta settle
Should go with tartar sauce.
Love it
Random song about goth booty
https://www.soundclick.com/track/1577037/trash-scene/goth-booty-grubnfunk-mix
Squirt is just a piss with a tracing amount of lube.
I mean, I'm drinking it either way, so I don't see the issue.
Unlikely. Enough money means one never needs to actually learn a lesson, ever.
Are you sure this is the right thread?
No it isn't. I swear I was replying to a different thread.
You're not the first to get bit. Or to have this lemmy bug happen to you.
It's not even the first time I've experienced it.
I feel like the message is profound but that I just can't quite understand it. Books will be written about this someday.
Unlikely. Enough money means one never needs to actually learn a lesson, ever.
Bourgeois depravity, violet is Epstein class
Dated a girl that did that shit. It was annoying AF going through sheets. I had to wash them every couple days and had like 8 sets on standby.
Plan ahead, put towels down.
Nah. That's victory. Bask in it.
Or get a waterproof sheet made for it
If you want the cheap travel option, get a stadium blanket from any sporting goods place. They're waterproof and fleece lined so they're comfortable to lay on. I got two at Dick's on clearance for only $10 each a couple years ago. Also, bonus points because "Dick's"
There are products like these. I've never used one, but in general I've read good things about their usefulness for play time.
Some things money can't buy.
Or clean.
Talking about issues/problems should be part of a healthy (or even just honest) relationship. What good is the head of a partner if they can't critically engage with you?
he calls me a white european foreign slut but since our breakup he’s been surrounded by gulf models/influencers who are also white westerners, while wanting us to get back together….
Nobody who calls you a slut will be good for you in the long run
*depending on the context, of course
I'd personally just cut contact myself. These things will just get worse
Bugatti money, huh? That's some serious coin.
he missed out tbh. i was one of the few people who loved him for who he is and not for money, my family has never been low on cash either.
Do you think he's come to realise that perhaps?
Since it talk a lot about cash in these comments , I wonder what woukd you choose between cash and all the privilege that come with it or freedom of love but you have normal income?
Tasted like ass, and was more wrecked than the hindenburg.
My dick felt just as on fire tho.
Deep, stanky pussy, cheaper per pound than the nastiest ground beef.
She should fill it w oatmeal next time, so she wouldnt be lieing when she says she's brown sugar.