this post was submitted on 04 May 2026
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Welcome to Lemmy Shitpost. Here you can shitpost to your hearts content.

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[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

Only once the sun came out and dried up all the rain.

Lesson: it’s okay to give yourself a break and not burn yourself out by pushing through futile conditions. πŸ€“

[–] Drewmeister@lemmy.world 17 points 4 days ago (1 children)

IBS will never leave your spout alone. πŸ’ͺ

[–] Soulphite@reddthat.com 11 points 4 days ago

That shit comes out like lava..

Wait.

[–] ZeDoTelhado@lemmy.world 14 points 4 days ago (3 children)

Just one question: why is f*uck censored the way it is? Are we allowed to say fuck but not fiuck? Or fuuck? Great post nonetheless

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 18 points 4 days ago (1 children)

It's a secret curse word that is too offensive for respectable company like this.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

Oh, fwuck.

Oops! What have I done 🫒

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

There's the only thing I can think of is that the people making these made them to post on facebook and Instagram, and so they have to comply with their absurd puritanical morality system.

You can't say fuck. God forbid the word fuck is shown to a 13-year-old. But f*ck? Perfectly fine.

And because they are so pervasive throughout the world, their rules have filtered into other social media.

It's insane, and we should kill every single person that complies with those rules.

We hang enough heads up outside of the lemmy servers, eventually people will get the point that they can say fuck on this website.

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 days ago

I can only assume it's a regular expression matching zero or more "f" before "uck"

  • uck
  • fuck
  • ffuck
  • And so on...
[–] kaklerbitmap@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I see a jumping spider, I upvote.

For anyone needing more flexing jumping spiders (sans photoshop) this photographer has an amazing collection of photos:

https://www.patrickzephyrphoto.com/gallery/jumping-spiders/

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Pull yourself up by your spout straps!

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 3 points 3 days ago

All eight of them!