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[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 36 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (4 children)

Quizno's rats. I thought it was strange to introduce rats as an ad for a food joint. My friends loved those commercials. I think about how different people are from those ads sometimes.

Edit: I also don't remember the accent: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZuPTZWhz46M

[–] Windex007@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I mean, chuck e cheeze was a rat

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 6 points 3 days ago

It's Charles Entertainment Cheese. You put some respect on that name. You capitalize it and spell it correctly. He runs casinos for children and you are not prepared for what he can do to you (no one asks Pasqually what he puts in that pizza, if you catch my drift; he's from the "old country" and does not suffer fools). Last thing I want for you is to hear the distinct bark of Jasper Jowls in an empty parking garage right before the large purple shadow of Mr. Munch looms over you.

[–] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

And they later changed him to a mouse.

[–] pelespirit@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 days ago

Lmao, today you taught me.

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

It fit in with the low quality flash animations that were viral on the internet at the time. I guess it just seemed a bit out of place airing on tv?

[–] Dionysus@leminal.space 4 points 3 days ago

They were sponge monkeys!

[–] homes@piefed.world 4 points 3 days ago

2004 was a weird time

[–] jubilationtcornpone@sh.itjust.works 32 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 9 points 3 days ago

I wanna see a senile Don Draper react to the creation of Zima.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 18 points 3 days ago (3 children)

I know I’m the worst, but I kinda loved those commercials. Quiznos is garbage food, but I appreciated them taking a risk on something so crazy and polarizing. I guess I just have a soft spot for anyone or anything that doesn’t take itself too seriously.

[–] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

I loved the pepper bar myself.

[–] 4grams@awful.systems 3 points 2 days ago

Obviously the best part.

Quiznos used to be good. Now its garbage. God I miss old Quiznos.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 7 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

Same. It was surreal seeing early internet humor played on TV, because the separation between internet and "real life" was still the norm.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 21 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Joel Veitch really cashed in on rathergood.com at the right time (assuming this isn't just a rip-off of his style)

There was a milkshake advert he did in the same style in the UK

[–] k0e3@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Did he do the hedgehog that sang about the axe wound?

[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Joel did indeed collaborate on this ad, its actually a reference to a prior animation that he had posted on rathergood.

[–] 9point6@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I actually knew about rathergood and all the animations long before his foray into advertising, that was how I originally made the connection years ago!

I was in secondary school at the time and lunches during winter were basically spent watching the golden era of flash animation in the computer labs

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 16 points 3 days ago (1 children)
[–] orlyowl@piefed.ca 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Came to the comments looking for this. I knew I would not be disappointed.

[–] Illegalmexicant@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

During this time of my life, every response was a movie or commercial quote. I somehow had almost every conversation this way. Now it's just meme responses. I've grown.

[–] socsa@piefed.social 10 points 3 days ago

Say what you will, anyone who saw that ad can hear this picture.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)
[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Me too. I used to be a manager at one, we would invent our own recipies. Wanted to get a secret menu going but our ownership sold to someone new and corporate sent in a bunch of spooks and trainers who got real fucking pissy about us even making food for ourselves off menu.

That place knew that had gold but they tried to extract every last cent out of their franchisees which even resulted in an eventual lawsuit IIRC.

But god damn the food was so good.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

I used to order the Cabo Chicken even after it stopped being on the menu.

Omg same. 10 years at Quiznos. RIP

[–] whotookkarl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

RIP Honey mustard chicken with bacon and a fruitopia

[–] kokesh@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

We really like da moooon

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 days ago

Don Draper ruins his career on an ad you’re still talking about over 25 years later

[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (1 children)

sandwiches, quick and fast. your not selling just a sandwich. your selling speed your selling convince. when your hungry its there. just like rats.

[–] SHBI7368@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

ceo: rats huh? ur onto something

[–] BradleyUffner@lemmy.world 6 points 3 days ago

Those little guys were the BEST!

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Nah, let him end on a high note: the absolute masterpiece that is the Berries and Cream Starburst commercial.

That, or the other masterpiece from the era: the Delux_247 Coke ad.

[–] Gerudo@lemmy.zip 3 points 3 days ago

My wife and I still sing this to each other in the grocery store.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 4 points 3 days ago

I thought the original videos on that site were so annoying, seeing the commercial made me swear off quiznos for life

[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 3 points 3 days ago

The majority of information I have on the TV Mad Men is the pitch John Oliver gave about the need for an episode where Don sells Opiates in small bottles at Gas Stations. (ZaZa, Kratom, 7-OH, etc).

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

You could do that now if you just spent a little money on the makeup budget.