this post was submitted on 06 May 2026
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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 7 points 13 hours ago

It's for your snorkel.

[–] betterdeadthanreddit@lemmy.world 172 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JennaR8r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 13 hours ago

It just occurred to me the holes he cut out render the balaclava useless because the purpose of a balaclava is to keep your nose & ears warm.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 56 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Goddamn. It’s been too fucking long. Thank you for this.

My.thoughts exactly!

[–] felsiq@piefed.zip 87 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Real answer: the hole is because breathing moist air thru the fabric freezes it to your face in cold weather and becomes pretty unpleasant pretty quick. The first pic is close to how you’re intended to wear it, so that your breath goes out the hole and keeps the mask dry and warm. These masks are so much nicer to use in cold + dry environments when you’re getting exercise than the old style without the hole

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

The hole goes under the nose, btw for your nostrils

[–] Zwiebel@feddit.org 8 points 23 hours ago (1 children)

Actually I'm a mouthbreather so

[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

Then you wear it like the picture on the right

[–] jlow@slrpnk.net 24 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I love learning stuff from (comecomments on) funny pics on the internet, thank you kind stranger!

[–] SalmiakDragon@feddit.nu 2 points 14 hours ago

comecomments

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 30 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I always wondered is that just his undies

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I saw a fascist chud wearing one of these once at a counterprotest. My friend and I were throwing insults at them, and one of them called me a neckbeard. Unfortunately I didn't come up with this response until after they fucked off: at least my mask doesn't have dick sucking hole

Is this a glory hole mask? I fail the internet I guess but I really don’t have any clue.

[–] Lemmyoutofhere@lemmy.ca 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] UnspecificGravity@piefed.social 7 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Thats for your ponytail.

You can really tell that a whole lot of Lemmy has never know the love of a woman.

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hole is for BJs.

you're welcome.

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Thanks Petah

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 day ago

Stolen? I thunk you mean nationalized for the greater good!