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[–] saimen@feddit.org 36 points 2 days ago

Sommehow reminds me of this story:

“A senior monk and a junior monk were traveling together. At one point, they came to a river with a strong current. As the monks were preparing to cross the river, they saw a very young and beautiful woman also attempting to cross. The young woman asked if they could help her cross to the other side. The two monks glanced at one another because they had taken vows not to touch a woman. Then, without a word, the older monk picked up the woman, carried her across the river, placed her gently on the other side, and carried on his journey. The younger monk couldn’t believe what had just happened. After rejoining his companion, he was speechless, and an hour passed without a word between them. Two more hours passed, then three, finally the younger monk could contain himself any longer, and blurted out “As monks, we are not permitted a woman, how could you then carry that woman on your shoulders?” The older monk looked at him and replied, “Brother, I set her down on the other side of the river, why are you still carrying her?”

[–] Bluescluestoothpaste@sh.itjust.works 15 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Tell me you got banned from reddit and miss it dearly without telling me

[–] BeMoreCareful@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

Woman bad. 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

OP, for the drama bait. Woof.

[–] DankDingleberry@lemmy.world 11 points 2 days ago

stop posting ragebait this isnt reddit

[–] ColonelSanders@lemmy.world 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I must be weird, or maybe it's because I used to date someone like Grey, but the impression I got about green is not that they said that because they didn't want to go out anyway, it was that they were glad grey revealed themselves to be uninterested in them even if it was kind of in a sleazeball way, acting like it was just fine to cancel last minute to go be with someone else.

More like green was happy grey pretty much just sent up a red flag and confirmed that they dodged a bullet.

[–] Dozzi92@lemmy.world 7 points 2 days ago

Was that not the point we were supposed to take away from this?!

Love your chicken, by the way.

[–] I_Has_A_Hat@lemmy.world 67 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (3 children)

Who's in the wrong here?

Everyone in this thread who is too stupid to realize this is fake rage bait.

[–] polydactyl@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

As is your comment. Rage bait within rage bait. Meta rage bait. Ragebaitception. Ragebaiturducken. I see you.

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[–] Snowclone@lemmy.world 181 points 3 days ago

teal really proved living well is the best revenge.

[–] grrgyle@slrpnk.net 46 points 3 days ago

Mmm the ragebait tastes so good though I feel righteous and angered

[–] zqps@sh.itjust.works 47 points 3 days ago

Although rude, I appreciate when people tell me outright I'm not a priority for them. So I can adjust my own.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 28 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Gray does not understand the relief of cancelled plans.

[–] PhenomenalPancake@lemmy.world 18 points 3 days ago

"Cancelling plans is like heroin." -John Mulaney

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 10 points 3 days ago

It is literally like being told you can leave work early and still get paid.

[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 131 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Neither one is someone I want to talk to but grey really should've just put the phone down and focused on that promising opportunity

[–] sheridan@lemmy.world 79 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't think grey actually has another "opportunity". This feels like a negging tactic to me.

[–] TachyonTele@piefed.social 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Remind me what negging is again

[–] aGlassDarkly@piefed.zip 52 points 3 days ago (3 children)

If I understand it correctly, it’s the use of negative framing of another person’s physical attributes or demeanor, constructed in the hope the receiver of the “negging” has low enough self-esteem to agree with the assessment and will assume the asshole is a person of higher intrinsic worth.

There might be more to it, but I usually just think of it as a form of reverse psychology + emotional abuse.

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[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (2 children)

Green has a decent counter play against being snubbed first, but it surely is a dick move versus just saying "okay, cheers".

However, we humans do crave drama, and I've been entertained, so I think in the grand scheme of things, as a miniature Shakespearean tragic comedy, I will allow for it to be cosmically more good than bad. Perhaps they both learned something. Or it's all fake ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[–] MisterFrog@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Not sure if I'd count what Green did as bad, in any way.

Petty, maybe, but justice demanded grey have some social consequences for their behaviour, and green most certainly delivered.

[–] raspberriesareyummy@lemmy.world 43 points 3 days ago (6 children)

Having someone show their red flag this early warrants a "thank god" methinks. Also, "thank the flying spaghetti monster" is more like it.

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[–] Akasazh@lemmy.world 70 points 3 days ago (8 children)

Greens response could've meant (s)he had a busy day at work and was glad to put their feet up. The bluntness met have been unintended.

Grey then exploded and made it a problem, showing that green actually dodged a bullet.

[–] meekah@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 3 days ago (11 children)
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[–] butwhyishischinabook@anarchist.nexus 87 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Grey is definitely in the wrong, that's exactly when you should have used a white lie but they were being a huge dick.

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[–] But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world 56 points 3 days ago (2 children)

I hate people now. Nobody wants to keep their commitments. You can invite people to an event and they will all say yes, until a more enticing thing comes along and the flake on you last minute. If you say yes, be there, tell the other person “sorry I already made plans that day” like an adult

[–] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 19 points 3 days ago (9 children)

For me the issue is that everyone is always busy.

Me: hey, how about we meet next Friday

Person1: I can only do Sunday from 17 to 19

Person2: I can only do Saturday

Person3: I can do Sunday but from 19 to 21

Person4: I can only do the Friday after that

Or even better, they take 5 days to reply and in the end say something came up.

But once I manage to find the one date that fits most people and plan something people do show up.

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[–] chunes@lemmy.world 36 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I don't get why people are confused about this.

Grey was horrible human being first. Green's reply was a response that horribleness. It's not like green was genuinely waiting to spring that.

...probably.

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[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 61 points 3 days ago (1 children)

The one who flaked, and then said that there were better options. I’d respond just like the one who luckily got away.

“Hey, I’m so sorry to do this, but, something came up”.

[–] wonderingwanderer@sopuli.xyz 18 points 3 days ago (2 children)

"Excuse me?!? You're supposed to be absolutely crushed by me blowing you off! I'm clearly in the right and you should be upset about it."

Green dodged a bullet.

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[–] BeardededSquidward@lemmy.blahaj.zone 30 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Grey didn't value Green's time, even stated someone better came along. Green responded with shade in response for this lack of respect, Grey had a crash out because her lesser choice had teeth.

[–] titanicx@lemmy.zip 14 points 3 days ago (3 children)

Interesting you feel that was the her. There at no genders stated.

[–] blarth@thelemmy.club 13 points 3 days ago

This is an /r/SipsTea male rage bait post, of course the chuds think it’s about them.

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[–] nightlily@leminal.space 18 points 3 days ago

See this is the variety of shitpost where it’s just a shit post.

[–] tacosanonymous@mander.xyz 48 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I am for having read this. Doubly for commenting,

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[–] fartographer@lemmy.world 31 points 3 days ago

You deserve this

Damn right they deserve to be free from that kind of personality

[–] timestatic@feddit.org 10 points 3 days ago

Assuming this is not made up obviously grey is in the wrong

[–] tomi000@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (14 children)

I mean its 95% fake but it doesnt really make a difference for discussing it as if it was real.

I think it deoends on the relationship between the two and the kind of meeting they had planned. If its a date and grey bailed for an other date, thats really shitty. If it was a casual meetup between friends and grey bailed for a dating opportunity, its not that shitty and green was a bit rude with the follow-up, but again depends on their relationship and how they usually communicate. In any case, the last few messages are completrly overboard.

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[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 17 points 3 days ago (7 children)

Most likely, statistically, they're both shitty people.

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