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The billiard room and the conservatory.
So that's where they keep all the kidnapped conservatives and unpaid bills.
Do not kidnap conservatives!
reduce, reuse, recycle
Conservatives make excellent Rose feed.
and are valuable resources for people needing organ transplants.
Plushies, mostly. That's why the PDR (Plushie Distribution Room) is next to the elevator.
Hot Chip Eattery

Every new building should be required to have a cuddle puddle.
I appreciate that the milking room is next to the vegan kitchen. Human breastmilk given with consent is vegan, so line up those Antifa milkers for a mouthwatering, very throwable milkshake.
I thought it was the cock milking room?
why not both?
Not enough yield. Luxury products are a symptom of the borgeoise.
Indeed, and needs to be reserved for creating the next generation of hosts for the woke mind virus and/or being aborted (but it's cool if they don't want to; it's their body).
¿Porque no los dos?
The room dedicated to butt plugs is way too small.
They only need space for the ones temporarily removed for maintenance. Once they're deployed, they're free to leave the room.
Bad design.
Dungeon goes in the basement, not in the middle next to the cuddle puddle or the burlesque room. The noise and activity would throw off the vibe.
Really, it sort of depends on the type of energy you’re going for, but I’d make that dungeon room the massage parlor/tarot card reading/high tea service room. Foyer gets a boot shine station.
Hair and makeup moves to the polycule room, which is lined with mirrors and outside the gender swap machine.
Pet play moves to the current massage parlor, which appears to be some sort of 3-seasons room - everyone knows that cats need sunlight. Current pet play room becomes vetting and administration, plus coat check.
Milking room and dungeon go to the basement, along with group showers, rigging, and the science lab (medical, vacuum beds, electrostim) and other wet or high noise equipment. No carpet. Tile. That way you can hose it out.
Poly play room, group sex, and individual suites are upstairs. Each room has ‘flipper’ signs indicating status - reserved, observers welcome, participants welcome, do not disturb, in need of cleaning. Upstairs bathroom has a compact dishwasher under the sink that’s capable of sterilizing. Pantry has a lending library of sorts.
Editing to add: what’s currently the milking room becomes my office, where I shitpost to the Fediverse.
This person antifas.
Where's the abortionarium?
If you need me, I'll be in the milking room.
But where do we debate for hours about whether we should steal our bikes from rich people or build them from recycled parts?
I think I need this in my life. Anyone else want to pitch in for antwofa headquarters or am I going to have to enjoy the petplay and burlesque on my own?
Why is the butt plug room so small? Are we even serious about fighting fascism?
Okay well I already have my own neko maid uniform, so just a quick hop into the gender swap machine (maybe a pit stop into the plug Closet) and then I'm off to the cuddle puddle!
I will have to bring up the lack of quick access from the bdsm dungeon to the cuddle puddle, aftercare is important!
It doesn’t show on the official floorplan, it if you pull the copy of Enthusiastic Consent Is Sexy on the bookcase, the hidden door pops open between the two!
room sized polycule bed sounds so fucking fun tho
what if we kissed in the gender swap machine 👉🥺👈
2 STORY GRAND FOYER
Does it go to a 2nd floor?
... ... ...No
ATTN: the Outdoor Burlesque and Stripper and Drag and Broadway Musical and Sex Stage HAS TABLES for you to EAT AT! Alternatively, you can take your meals off dishes on the floor in the Petplay Room, like a good little puppy or kitten. Eating in the BDSM Dungeon is discouraged because people keep stepping on the food which can be either unsanitary or wasteful. Also, PLEASE DO NOT EAT ON THE POLYCULE BED. You know who you are.
Vegan kitchen
Hell yeah
I'm mostly curious is the butt plugs. I've seen a few in my days but that seems like quite a large area just for butt plugs. What advancements in buttplug technology am I just unaware of?
Maybe it is more like a museum?
E.g. like this:

All mapped via speedruns, impressive.
This seems to be missing the standard abortion parlor.
While funny, I initially thought this was, more cleverly, the floor plan for the Scientology headquarters in response to the speedrun challenges.
Strangest cluedo board ever
I remember using this set of floor plans for a Minecraft house.
It’s a good start, but the coven needs a bigger stoop.
Tap for spoiler
I know it means “covered,” this is a joke.
I was in the BDSM room strapped to the horse but I swear I'm not a member. Just delivering pizza. I don't know what happened. I just remember pressure and goo all over me.

extra privacy toilet?