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[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 92 points 1 month ago

First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country

Nicely done OP

[–] prex@aussie.zone 69 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Every time I see one of these posts:

[–] BandanaBug@piefed.social 5 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] prex@aussie.zone 9 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (1 children)

Let's see if I can get that format right:

!anythingbutmetric@discuss.tchncs.de

Edit: yay! Subbed

[–] squirrel@cake.kobel.fyi 3 points 1 month ago

You did a good

[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 4 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn't gay.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago (2 children)

It's rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You're shooting yourself in the...well, you know.

[–] Mok98@feddit.it 16 points 1 month ago

Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

Literally the one time i'm not ashamed to be an American. I'm actually really sad about it.

[–] Godric@lemmy.world 23 points 1 month ago (1 children)

American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.

Makes me nervous when I'm walking around, because every step I take my phone's pedometer detects another one :'(

[–] tarn_rep@fedinsfw.app 1 points 1 month ago

Just get a metermeter for lengths!

[–] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 22 points 1 month ago (3 children)

I am not an American, but I want to get measured.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Holytimes@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 month ago

Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 3 points 1 month ago

Join us, we're lonely.

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 1 points 1 month ago

Incidentally I don't know how many feet I measure

[–] Gnugit@aussie.zone 16 points 1 month ago

He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.

[–] gray@lemmy.ml 13 points 1 month ago

Please don't try to make imperial system look cool

Measure me mommy.

[–] Toes@ani.social 9 points 1 month ago

Measure me please 🥺

[–] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 9 points 1 month ago (1 children)

We need to sexualise the metric system.

[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm...

Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 6 points 1 month ago

God, I love feet.

[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.

[–] prole@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 1 month ago

Meter? I hardly know 'er!

[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)

False, Europeans measure in metres

[–] wieson@feddit.org 1 points 1 month ago

Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar

[–] Soulg@ani.social 3 points 1 month ago (2 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

There’s a whole com for this stuff.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

A baker's dozens worth

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago (3 children)

It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.

[–] kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 month ago

I can’t explain my insanity.

[–] HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 month ago

I was going to say the same thing.

[–] TerraRoot@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 month ago

The foot on the fact is a right foot though?

Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.

[–] possessedfaxmachine666@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago (3 children)

length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of ⁠1/299792458⁠ of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)

[–] EyIchFragDochNur@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point

[–] Flower@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago

You can use yard. It's 0.914 meter so close enough. If they ask how many feet and inch that is, that's an imperial problem.

[–] wer2@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 month ago

But why not 1/300000000 of a second?

Wait till you hear how people measure the height of horses.

[–] Siethron@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

This post made Miyazaki (Dark souls) want to move to the US.

[–] deadymouse@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

Damn, now I'm wondering in which country a person is measured with knives or firearms?

[–] 5714@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 1 month ago

IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth's length, so you know what to do

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 0 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

no it's not. it's barely a cm.