First time ive ever used this template without needing to change the country
Nicely done OP
this post was submitted on 13 May 2026
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Every time I see one of these posts:
In a row?
In a row and spaced exactly 1H diameter from each other. If they dont touch, it isn't gay.
You did a good
It's rare that one of these makes the American side more appealing. You're shooting yourself in the...well, you know.
Why the hell would I shoot myself in the meter?
Literally the one time i'm not ashamed to be an American. I'm actually really sad about it.
American here, meters are tools for measuring things! Voltmeter measure volts, speedometers measure speed, etc.
Makes me nervous when I'm walking around, because every step I take my phone's pedometer detects another one :'(
I am not an American, but I want to get measured.
Are paws okay? 🐾
Only puppy paws. No cats allowed. Damn claws keep ruining the furniture.
Join us, we're lonely.
Incidentally I don't know how many feet I measure
Please don't try to make imperial system look cool
He was literally 20 hamburgers tall.
We need to sexualise the metric system.
Nothing stops us from measuring our dicks in Gm...
Mine is 5 10^-11 GIGAmeters
Measure me mommy.
Measure me please 🥺
The US fought, and apparently won, an entire war, to get out from under the heel of the boot which they insist on continuing to measure things against.
IIRC, the meter stems from a fraction of an Earth's length, so you know what to do
Meter? I hardly know 'er!
God, I love feet.
Wait till you hear how people measure the height of horses.
It looks like the people on top have a giant calf and foot for legs and feet. And one of them the foot is backwards.
What?
I can’t explain my insanity.
I was going to say the same thing.
Two left feet, wonder what kinda measuring system that is.
The foot on the fact is a right foot though?
Those are definitely not two left feet. That is a left and a right foot.
How many dead horses
There’s a whole com for this stuff.
A baker's dozens worth
False, Europeans measure in metres
Or mètre, metro, mittari, metr, Meter, måler, méadar, metroa, metritis, metar
length of the path travelled by light in vacuum during a time interval of 1/299792458 of a second will always be superior to some stinky foot. Or an inch. Or a football field (Hand-egg one?)
1 metre = 10 decimetres = 100 centimetres = 0,001 kilometres. Not sure how you calculate but this could be the point
But why not 1/300000000 of a second?
You can use yard. It's 0.914 meter so close enough. If they ask how many feet and inch that is, that's an imperial problem.
Damn, now I'm wondering in which country a person is measured with knives or firearms?
This post made Miyazaki (Dark souls) want to move to the US.
no it's not. it's barely a cm.