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[–] Miller@lemmy.world 148 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I will NOT comprehend basic science.

[–] SoupBrick@pawb.social 94 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

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[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 38 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] snoons@lemmy.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

CAN'T REALIZE THE FAILURE OF THE AMERICAN DREAM IF I DON'T LOOK TOO HARD

[–] NegativeLookAhead@lemmy.ml 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Looking too hard is for commie fucking liberals.

[–] suxen_tsihcrana@anarchist.nexus 17 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

I JUST GOUGED MY OWN EYES OUT AND I'VE NEVER FELT FREER, EYES ARE FER WOKE PUSSIES. YEE FUCKIN HAWW, MOTHERFUCKER, WOOOO!

[–] then_three_more@lemmy.world 15 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

This was said by a British politician about the UK, but it feels a lot like it applies to the US too:

I think the people of this country have had enough of experts

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[–] Steamymoomilk@sh.itjust.works 128 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
[–] sychthys@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Nah, Sontarans are smarter than that.

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

you don't become an apex warrior being stupid.... but potato head does have its own issues

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[–] mercano@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

They both have a habit of misgendering people. At least the Sontarans do it because they’re a single-gender spices, rather than spite.

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[–] borQue@lemmy.zip 104 points 3 weeks ago (20 children)

Americans are the most frightened people on earth.

[–] nexguy@lemmy.world 60 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

I can provide LIBERTY FREEDOM coffins at a discount for true patriots. Each coffin comes with an engraved American flag and a gun holster. Today's your can pre-order your LIBERTY FREEDOM coffin for $4,747.47. Don't 86 your rights!

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 28 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
[–] sundray@lemmus.org 8 points 3 weeks ago

Ah, but have you considered a cannon?

Hunter S Thompson

You joke, but some gullible idiot will buy that.

I know people who get their phone service through "PureTalk" to escape the "liberals at AT&T". I'm still not sure which is the greater irony: the fact that AT&T is an extremely conservative stick in the mud Corpo of the fact that PureTalk is an MVNO whose network is provided by -- wait for it -- AT&T

[–] MyceliumNetwork@lemmy.zip 51 points 3 weeks ago

Brb, gonna do a line of mouse shit

[–] Casterial@lemmy.world 47 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

I already said it doesn't matter if this virus becomes wide spread or not, US will never do another shut down - I'm fact to wipe us out just release a virus, most would rather die than stay home for a few weeks

[–] zarathustrad@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

When the terrorists get that bio weapon, just expect absolute destruction of this Nation.

The Maga cult has fucked our ability to respond.

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[–] Homesnatch@lemmy.world 42 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I will NOT avoid ingesting mouse droppings.

It is my God-given right to find a rodent nest and motorboat it.

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[–] Ghis@lemmy.world 40 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

"Gemini, make this picture gay"

[–] Bababasti@feddit.org 8 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Was that really your prompt?

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[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 35 points 3 weeks ago (7 children)

Hanta has been a thing in chile since the 90s, I don't know what the fuss is about.

[–] Aedis@lemmy.world 27 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Yup. There's also deaths from hantavirus every year in California. The problem is the variant, its the first time a lot of these countries are being exposed to the more contagious than usual form of hantavirus that in Chile & Argentina is known as Andean Hantavirus.

Chile has a long history of dealing with this and usually takes all the necessary precautions, but add some dumbass gringos (north americans and Europeans) into the mix and they basically go into a remote area and snort lines of mouse shit and then are surprised when they caught a really bad virus.

Argentina doesn't really take any precautioms afaik.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 11 points 3 weeks ago

yes, in chile they always do campaigns, is a fact of life since forever, so for me it's quite surprising the global craze about it.

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[–] Tar_alcaran@sh.itjust.works 11 points 3 weeks ago

All the losers are having sudden flare-ups of their persecution complex and are desperately using something that will never happen to create a feeling of power in their sad empty lives.

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org 10 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

We've known about coronaviruses since the 1960s

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

At the moment, there is no cure or vaccine. Just like with Ebola, until a few years ago when some non-African people got infected, and they suddenly whipped up something.

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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 27 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)
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[–] 4grams@awful.systems 26 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

I’m waiting for the inevitable hantavirus parties. Gotta make sure little Timmy earns his immunity!

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[–] tooks@lemmy.world 25 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

COVID played a major part in my mother's death, so I feel comfortable saying I welcome the hentavirus to our country. If all goes poorly, maybe it will take care of some of our more troublesome septuagenarians. πŸ€”

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[–] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 22 points 3 weeks ago (3 children)

Get this guy a box of rat turds and a blender

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[–] Fishnoodle@lemmy.world 21 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)
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[–] Noodle07@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Look how terrified they are all the time

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[–] YiddishMcSquidish@lemmy.today 19 points 3 weeks ago

Like this mfer leaves the house anyways.

[–] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 19 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Ironically all the data shows that hantavirus isn’t a big deal because it doesn’t spread person to person unless it’s the Andes strain. The stuff we see right now is sensationalist headlines for clicks and views. As long as you stay away from rodents you won’t get it.

https://www.cdc.gov/hantavirus/about/index.html

[–] BananaChips@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

The strain from the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

Avoiding rodents isn't the answer to this one (still avoid them, that's just not quite the correct answer here).

The risk to the average person is low for other reasons.

One difference is in the very fact that we can name the virus: we know more about how it spreads and the symptoms to look for. It's not an unknown virus, unlike in 2020 when we were dealing with something we had never seen in humans before.

If someone does start to show symptoms it will be tested for earlier during diagnosis than it otherwise might be since hantavirus is in the news. Earlier detection will reduce spread (if we even reach that point, many of the passengers are in quarantine).

The other passengers being in quarantine is one of the biggest things lowering the risk.

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[–] Alcoholicorn@mander.xyz 14 points 3 weeks ago

The version on the cruise ship is the Andes strain.

Herman Caine award incoming

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

In this house - the hentaivirus exists

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He's thumbody special

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