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[–] Mika@piefed.ca 1 points 6 minutes ago

Been like that for ages in Ukraine

[–] skeesx@piefed.social 33 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

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This is how the people in Nuremberg eat Bratwurst.

Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

[–] Damarus@feddit.org 3 points 31 minutes ago

Boah jetzt drei im Weckla

[–] StillAlive@piefed.world 13 points 1 hour ago

Once again German science proves to be the best in the world.

Once again?

What else are you referring to?

[–] fushuan@piefed.blahaj.zone 1 points 39 minutes ago* (last edited 38 minutes ago)

Pardon my Spanish but how do you call that in German? I know english has no word for "stuff between normal breads", that's not a sandwich. In Spain we call it "bocata". Do you have a distinct word to differentiate from a sandwich?

It's a pet peeve of mine, alongside calling everything "salami".

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 4 points 50 minutes ago
[–] kate@lemmy.uhhoh.com 1 points 23 minutes ago

i used to go to a food truck that had these it was pretty good

[–] ch00f@lemmy.world 11 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Emotional_Engi@lemmy.zip 3 points 42 minutes ago
[–] realitista@lemmus.org 1 points 34 minutes ago

Nooo don't let them touch!! 😱

[–] Pissmidget@lemmy.world 33 points 3 hours ago

Ah, the classic "two cocks in the same canoe". A workaround is using bigger sausages.

[–] tanisnikana@lemmy.world 29 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

This isn't a shitpost, it's just a good idea.

[–] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 13 points 3 hours ago (2 children)

Seriously, my first thought was, "Why isn't this a thing?"

[–] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 30 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

Something about physics or geometry. Because theyre cylindrical when you grip the bun sideways you get 2 saucy weiners slapping you in the face.

Which I appreciate sounds like a good time to some, but its hot and messy. Which I appreciate sounds like a good time again.

[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 4 points 1 hour ago (1 children)
[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

Stay the hell away from MY fridge! I have butter in there, you freak!

[–] guy_threepwood@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago

You could add a third on top for more efficient stacking?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 points 1 hour ago

But first, lets top it with cheese sauce, and bacon strips.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 4 points 1 hour ago
[–] WanderWisley@lemmy.world 1 points 56 minutes ago
[–] mech@feddit.org 19 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Look, if you want to have 2 weiners stuffed in your mouth at the same time, you are free to do so in the privacy of your own home.
But don't make me watch that when I'm at the sportsball game, it makes me jealous.

I want them in my buns.

[–] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 hour ago

The Zips in a town I lived in had double and triple dogs, as well as adding one or two to their array of single to triple burgers. Trick is to cut the dogs in half longways then you can shove all manner and amounts of meat between various buns

Do it with those Spam hot dogs for extra regret.

[–] lime@feddit.nu 4 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

just wait till you hear about tunnbrödsrulle

[–] normacenva@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 1 hour ago

Who ordered the Frotdog?

[–] hOrni@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

I've eaten a double hotdog a couple times. The bun wasn't twice as wide but twice as long. So it had to be thicker so the meat to bun ratio was actually smaller. It's the first thing you eat hung over at a music festival so who cares.

[–] taiyang@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

Now do it with a fried chicken bun!

hotdogordita?

[–] yakko@feddit.uk 1 points 2 hours ago

The technology exists. Simply bias cut the two dogs and pile them into a larger roll. It is especially advantageous when you sauté the pieces for extra browning.

[–] bigboismith@lemmy.world 1 points 2 hours ago

Be the change you want to see in the world

[–] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 1 points 2 hours ago

My standard dog is a double dog, especially if I have Costco buns, but just a pack of every day dawgs.

[–] Syndication@lemmy.today 1 points 2 hours ago

Getting hot dog and bun manufacturers on the same page will be hard, they already have can't agree on on the amount per pack lol

[–] cubism_pitta@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dv26ynEYb3s

This was the first thing that came to my mind

it does look right though... and enjoyable!