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[–] ohmy_science@lemmy.world 6 points 12 hours ago
[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 11 points 14 hours ago (2 children)

If only this actually happened

[–] BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

I want to believe.

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Google says he miraculously did it also in Georgia, Mississippi, ...

[–] Jiggle_Physics@quokk.au 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

And it is only reported in the very respected news sources of facebook, and instagram

[–] DampCanary@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

Don't forget youtube shorts,
it reached even there

[–] Gammelfisch@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

I certainly hoped the pigs shit and pissed all over the Confederate run police station.

[–] DylanMc6@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 13 hours ago

I'm pretty sure he has a pig farm

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 5 points 19 hours ago* (last edited 19 hours ago)

It's a good joke but not worth getting arrested for... I feel like he didn't plan very much... :)

If this turns into "terrorism using pigs", I will give him bonus points. It may actually do that in America.

[–] GalacticGrapefruit@lemmy.world 2 points 18 hours ago

Not all heroes wear capes.

[–] robomuffin79@lemmy.world 87 points 1 day ago

Legend 👏🏼👏🏼

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 26 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Which ones? The animals, or the animals?

[–] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean the friendly intelligent ones, that sing to their children and do not have donuts as their primary food source.

[–] Chivera@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago (3 children)

He means the pigs that squeal when they don't get their way and have the intelligence of a dog.

[–] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

That’s an insult to dogs. K9 cops are the only “cops” that don’t chose their career and the ones sent running headlong into danger, often without protective equipment, because their lazy handlers won’t risk their own skin. Punch a police dog (and you’re a bastard if you do); assault on an officer. Leave your “partner” locked inside the squad car to die during the summer (and you’re a bastard regardless); “tragic accident”.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 3 points 18 hours ago

yeah, I am COMPLETELY against using dogs in this manner. If the police wouldn't run in themselves to stop danger, why the fuck do they send dogs, who have no choice in the matter, in to face danger. Fucking cunts.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 20 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] musubibreakfast@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I mean the pigs that spend most of their day in a small confined space in fear of people, stuffing their faces with processed foods. You know, the pigs who are owned by large corporations.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 13 points 1 day ago

Hmmmmmm

Still not quite sure

[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] tresspass@lemmy.world 1 points 19 hours ago

Thats offensive to the pigs! Dogs are way more intelligent than a cop

[–] theuniqueone@lemmy.dbzer0.com 29 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only issue with this is his introducing the pigs to unsafe individuals.

[–] osanna@lemmy.vg 5 points 18 hours ago* (last edited 18 hours ago)

yeah, I just hope they didn't shoot the pigs (the animals). Those pigs don't deserve that.

[–] watson387@sopuli.xyz 40 points 1 day ago

Fucking legend

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 17 points 1 day ago

you know when people do things that made you wish you had come up with it first?

[–] volore@scribe.disroot.org 38 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] Broadfern@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago

basedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbasedbased

[–] yesman@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago
[–] user1234@fedinsfw.app 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Florida man has a new sidekick

[–] youcantreadthis@quokk.au 5 points 1 day ago

Florida man is the sidekick this man trolls for justice

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