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transcriptTweet by @9inofmalenia: (in all caps) went to the store with my mom and said I want the lesbian candle and she looked at me and went you have enough lesbian stuff already how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

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[–] GalacticSushi@piefed.blahaj.zone 146 points 5 days ago (1 children)

how about getting a girlfriend for once thats pretty lesbian to me

[–] Voroxpete@sh.itjust.works 81 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Deadass murdered her own kid. Stone cold.

[–] Unleaded8163@fedia.io 33 points 5 days ago

While supporting her sexuality no less.

[–] notabot@piefed.social 28 points 5 days ago

And in the middle of the store too! Absolutely savage behaviour.

[–] shittydwarf@sh.itjust.works 55 points 5 days ago

That wound will never fully heal, she will carry it for the rest of her life

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 54 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] carotte@lemmy.blahaj.zone 70 points 5 days ago (1 children)

i'm assuming something kinda like this

Photo of a scented candle in a jar. The jar has a sticker of a lesbian flag superimposed by the silhouette of a wolf and text. The text reads: Myth & Magic Lesbian Pride Mango Peach Salsa. The candle itself is made of three colors, from top to bottom: orange, white, and purple.

[–] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 26 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] lone_faerie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)
[–] chrislowles@lemmy.zip 0 points 4 days ago

RIP Harambe

[–] morto@piefed.social 35 points 5 days ago

Consumerism disguised as supporting your community

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 29 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Maybe it's just because I'm a crude, clueless older male, but I'm envisioning a candle that can be burnt from either end — much like a double-ended... uhm... adult toy.

The candle is my life.

[–] Gullible@sh.itjust.works 47 points 5 days ago (1 children)

“I need the candle to make things official, mom. I’ve slept with 47 women, but none of them knew I was a lesbian without the candle!”

[–] lime@feddit.nu 21 points 5 days ago

gotta stop saying no homo

[–] teslekova@sh.itjust.works 15 points 5 days ago
[–] birdwing@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 5 days ago
[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 8 points 5 days ago (1 children)

flexible mason's rule made of lead

Deep (toxic) cut, kudos.

[–] kivihiili@lemmy.blahaj.zone 6 points 5 days ago (2 children)

hehe. if you thought lead was toxic, in a textbook we have from the 1970s about hand drafting and sketching, on the very same page lesbian rules are mentioned it notes the following:

Pencil lines or dirt can be removed from tracing cloth by rubbing lightly with a cloth moistened with carbon tetrachloride (Carbona) or benzine [sic] (Energine). Use either with care in a well-ventilated area.

we also have a couple masonry textbooks, and lesbian rules in masonry applications look to be very antiquated, at least from a quick peek at them, sadly.

then again we did yuri with another girl irl on a brick construction site recently! perhaps the true lesbian rules were the girls and fembys we kissed along the way

[–] the_crotch@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Lesbians aren't super flexible. None of the ones I've hit on were willing to sleep with a man.

[–] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 days ago