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[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No more bidets.

[–] Homo_Erectus@lemmy.zip 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)

LIVE HOMO ERECTUS REACTION

[–] JamesBoeing737MAX@sopuli.xyz 6 points 1 day ago

Also:8==========================D

[–] Geldaran@lemmy.world 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 5 points 1 day ago

Tony's never been licked.

Cmon, y'all. Let's go lick Tony! Then he'll understand!

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

We all know why.

[–] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago

women would probably love it

[–] isekaihero@ani.social 15 points 1 day ago

I can't wait to buy my anime waifu bot.

[–] FUCKING_CUNO@lemmy.dbzer0.com 184 points 2 days ago (5 children)
[–] NONE_dc@lemmy.world 116 points 2 days ago

Tony lacks imagination.

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 165 points 2 days ago (1 children)

For robot blow jobs, Tony. You fucking idiot.

[–] basxto@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 days ago (5 children)

you can do so much more with tongues

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 43 points 2 days ago (2 children)
[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 32 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Oh yeah forgot about rim jobs. Fucking Tony

[–] hemmes@lemmy.world 21 points 2 days ago

Don’t forget the balls!

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[–] FlihpFlorp@piefed.zip 107 points 2 days ago (9 children)

What a fascinating combination of posts

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 10 points 1 day ago

Lick your elbow?

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 27 points 1 day ago

Well you see, when a person gets very lonely...

[–] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (2 children)
[–] nicolauz@feddit.org 9 points 1 day ago (4 children)

Given that God clearly is a cunt, I'm down with that

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[–] Entertainmeonly@lemmy.blahaj.zone 53 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Nice. Now llm can literally eat my ass.

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[–] Melatoninmakake@feddit.org 13 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I do have a couple of thousand ideas. None of them is NSFW...

[–] EvilHankVenture@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Oh, yes I suppose there are some SFW ideas. I'll calm down.

[–] UltraMagnus0001@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hopefully they have no teeth

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[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world 65 points 2 days ago (5 children)

Imagine setting this this for a nice long dick lick every couple seconds until it's been an hour and you're just quivering from the sheer excitement that with the next lick or the one after that you're finally going to shoot the biggest ropes of your life and just at the point the ai embedded in it asks for your credit card information so it can charge you twenty bucks to cum?

[–] edinbruh@feddit.it 49 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (2 children)

If this kind of Pay Per Cum business model worked, hypno content creators would have already capitalized on it

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[–] wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago

Eh that wouldn't work on me. Being told that I can't cum kinda causes it... And if I've been getting edged for a while, yeah vocals can be enough. Violently.

I guess I'd have cucked the machine? Is that a new sub-genre of kink? What a weird world we live in.

[–] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 17 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 15 points 1 day ago (1 children)
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[–] napkin2020@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For post stamps, obviously.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmings.world 7 points 1 day ago
[–] roserose56@lemmy.zip 14 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Blowjob and pussy licking.

[–] Grabthar@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Good to see Bluntman has joined forces with Captain Obvious. Ambiguity never stood a chance.

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[–] wesker@lemmy.sdf.org 67 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Stamps. Flipping pages. Unattended ice cream. Windows. Linda.

[–] crazycraw@crazypeople.online 51 points 2 days ago (13 children)

Tony does not understand vaginas.

Don't be like Tony.

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[–] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 15 points 1 day ago

Those of us that know, know

[–] unitedwithme@lemmy.today 15 points 1 day ago

To get to the center of that Tootsie Pop, of course!

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Couple with the Pink Trombone

https://dood.al/pinktrombone/

[–] spirinolas@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

I'm surprised nobody posted THAT gif. You know which one.

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