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Department of Public Works employee Eric Batman claims that having to see a Progress Pride flag flying outside the department’s Alhambra, California, headquarters during the month of June effectively forces him to “celebrate, recognize, and solemnize conduct and actions that he views as sin” in conflict with his sincerely held Christian religious beliefs, according to a lawsuit filed in March by anti-LGBTQ+ evangelical nonprofit the Liberty Counsel.

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[–] Blibly@lemmy.world 5 points 26 minutes ago

You know, if youre gonna be this pathetic we should be able to exile you to an island.

[–] Mongostein@lemmy.ca 7 points 50 minutes ago (1 children)

If this works, is it not precedent to make the same complaint every time I see a cross?

[–] v3ritas@infosec.pub 5 points 36 minutes ago

Or see “god” anywhere.

[–] BillCheddar@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

Why do so many right-wing Christians sound like the villain from a Criminal Minds episode?

Like...this MFer thinks he has a right to make other people not exist for his comfort. Fucking psycho when you dig into it.

[–] TipRing@lemmy.world 5 points 1 hour ago

His faith must be weak for it to be shaken so easily.

[–] ieGod@lemmy.zip 4 points 1 hour ago

He's not wrong, which is why we should not acknowledge or grant any privileges to any religion. Practice what you want but you should get no special privilege or consideration.

[–] FrChazzz@lemmus.org 3 points 56 minutes ago* (last edited 55 minutes ago)

Meanwhile my church:

(ALT: The words "The Episcopal Church" in white above a variation of a shield graphic that has a blue field in the upper left with a series of white crosses forming an X shape; pink, blue, brown, black diagonal stripes on the right; the classic Pride rainbow colors of purple, blue, green, yellow, orange, and red forming the remaining sections with a white cross holding them all together)

EDIT: I tried to use a spoiler tag/format but I apparently suck at that. Sorry. Don't sue me!

[–] bmebenji@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 45 minutes ago

If I exercise my free speech in the woods with no one around to hear it, is it free speech?

[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 18 points 2 hours ago

Forcing me to see a crosses and churches on my drive to work violate my religious beliefs all.

[–] toiletobserver@lemmy.world 237 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (5 children)

It must be hard to be this fragile little bitch of a bigot.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 80 points 4 hours ago (21 children)

Ya know....I really hate that people use the term "snowflake" to describe soft sensitive people. My logic is simple. When I grew up, I was taught that snowflakes were unique and beautiful. Individually a work of art on their own or can work together to form something greater.

I don't want that beautiful word to describe these foul creatures.

Instead I suggest they are called "little bitches". Use that term instead of snowflakes from now on.

[–] MedicPigBabySaver@lemmy.world 20 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Agree.

Rotten Shitbag could also work.

[–] OrteilGenou@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Hey, rotten shitbags probably melt eventually too

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Jet fuel melts rotten shitbags!

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I'm pretty sure people started calling conservatives snowflakes when conservatives used it to bitch about participation trophies and that kinda stuff. So it's use it's use is a critique of conservatives using it for absurd things when they themselves are so sensitive to a lot of things.

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

Oh, yeah, I get the orgin. I still don't like it.

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[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 11 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Pride also is notably not a religious belief. Its a belief in fundamental human rights and equality under the law.

If my religion was that "all government is evil" then there's no amount of government that would not offend my sensibilities. Notably a lot if "sovereign citizens" believe exactly this and happen to be religious christians.

This should be treated with even more ridicule than sovereign citizen beliefs because this is being offended by a belief specifically opposed to the equality of the law.

[–] SayJess@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

Christians are so god damned annoying. Why can’t they all just fuck off? Keep their superstition in their conditioning centers, and out of public life. Their fervor is pathetic, but the results they achieve with such animosity damages society in ways that cannot easily be rolled back, if at all.

Fuck ‘em all.

[–] godsammitdam@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 hour ago

Because their fundamentalist religion is based on oppression and conversion. Crusades and all that.

[–] ChonkyOwlbear@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

I used to have to drive past this fucking thing on my way to work. We banning those too?

[–] huppakee@lemmy.world 29 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

having to see a Progress Pride flag … forces him to “celebrate, recognize, and solemnize conduct and actions that he views as sin”

If it only was that easy to get people to celebrate, recognize, and solemnize gay sex, world would be a better place no doubt.

[–] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago)

Maybe this guy really likes flags

[–] frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io 18 points 3 hours ago

I feel the same every time I see a cross, where's my compensation?

[–] Masamune@piefed.social 6 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

I will bet all of you $100 each that this man also has a Grindr account.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 1 points 58 minutes ago

Hell, I’d be willing to lose $100 just to make him mad.

[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 6 points 2 hours ago

then avert your eyes and turn the cheek.

[–] renegadespork@lemmy.jelliefrontier.net 107 points 5 hours ago* (last edited 5 hours ago) (6 children)

And not a single person has complained about being “forced” to see all the churches he also goes past.

[–] Cethin@lemmy.zip 1 points 35 seconds ago

So yes, but also this is slightly different than that. It's about the department itself flying the flag. Still absolutely insane, but slightly less insane than that. The end result, if this person wins, is literally no flags or any other messaging. "My religion doesn't support nationalism." This would also include extreme stances like "my religion doesn't support the periodic table" or things like that.

[–] neatchee@piefed.social 59 points 4 hours ago

Waiting for the precedent so the Church of Satan can abuse the fuck out of it to start forcing churches into seclusion

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[–] EndlessNightmare@reddthat.com 42 points 4 hours ago* (last edited 4 hours ago) (2 children)

Religion has no more validity than any other work of fiction or any other fandom. There, I fucking said what we are all thinking.

Next up, someone suing because someone is displaying merch from a rivaling sports team

[–] P00ptart@lemmy.world 12 points 3 hours ago

I've got an NCR flag in front of my house. It would actually be hilarious if some dude in Roman legion garb came to my house and demanded I take it down.

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[–] dylanmorgan@slrpnk.net 7 points 2 hours ago

He should adhere to the words of his supposed god, specifically “if your eye offends you, pluck it out.” Don’t like seeing the pride flag? Don’t fucking look at it.

[–] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 10 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

"Liberty Counsel" isn't a very good name for an organization that seeks to restrict the ability for individuals to freely express themselves.

[–] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 1 hour ago

All the right-wing organizations are named in doublespeak like that. Being dishonest is core to their ideology.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 9 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

Can I sue for every goddamned billboard out there? Plz?

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[–] SabinStargem@lemmy.today 2 points 1 hour ago

Spotted the Christian destined for Hell.

[–] FlashMobOfOne@lemmy.world 11 points 3 hours ago* (last edited 3 hours ago) (1 children)

I'm never going to understand people, of any religion or political affiliation, who honestly think they have some kind of right to be free from offense.

Grow the fuck up. Your neighbors' enjoyment of some dick doesn't affect you in any meaningful way.

[–] necrobius@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 hours ago

It does affect them because they are always thinking about their neighbour's dick 24/7.

[–] Canconda@lemmy.ca 13 points 3 hours ago

Dipshits like this are why Jesus said most people don't even have the faith of a mustard seed. Or how Saint Paul called Christians milk drinking babies incapable of digesting solid food.

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