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[–] salvaria@lemmy.blahaj.zone 211 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Tate looks like a potato you forgot in the back of a cabinet and started to grow

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 101 points 1 month ago (10 children)

Don't insult the potatoes. You plant them and grow more potatoes.

Wtf does Tate have to offer?

[–] Antares@fedinsfw.app 50 points 1 month ago (3 children)

To be fair Tate grew a lot more tates.

At least potatoes are nutritious and respect women.

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[–] NoForwadSlashS@piefed.social 38 points 1 month ago

Like the potato, if you plant him under the ground, the world becomes a better place.

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[–] SuluBeddu@feddit.it 115 points 1 month ago (6 children)

"Human males are more attractive, look at peacocks"

[–] CitizenKong@lemmy.world 59 points 1 month ago (1 children)

"Also this isn't gay at all, just look at ancient Greece!"

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[–] yakko@feddit.uk 35 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Rumour has it Tate fucked a peacock

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 25 points 1 month ago (2 children)

I always love when people make the connection with ducks for example. Like have you seen a female duck? Yeah they aren't as colorful, but their pattern is way more interesting and they are absolutely beatiful in their own right.

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[–] mrmisses@lemmy.world 111 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I find women so attractive that I don't care if they have a dick or not. Damn

[–] mech@feddit.org 108 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (4 children)

Guys, is it gay to be attracted to women?

[–] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 39 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 19 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Shit, I must be really gay then, because I like soft, cuddly women.

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[–] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 80 points 1 month ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

Can't argue with the math

[–] MutantTailThing@lemmy.world 68 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Greeks invented sex but the Romans finetuned the concept by finding out you could also have sex with women.

[–] abfarid@startrek.website 20 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The original copypasta uses "orgies". Since, you know, you can't invent something that has existed before even humans.

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[–] fiat_lux@lemmy.zip 53 points 1 month ago (11 children)

Guess they've never seen all of the statues of Athena, Artemis and Aphrodite. You don't get as many nude female statues because it was usually considered obscene for women to be naked in public.

But the Greek male statues were fully nude and depicted ripped mortal men because they were made in line with Aristotle's idea of good art being educational. Those were arguably the marble version of "git gud, scrub".

If there were more male "perfect" body statues at the time, which we can't establish because many have been lost over the millennia, it might actually be evidence that men were considered less attractive and they needed more body shaming to fix it?

[–] Sylvartas@lemmy.dbzer0.com 17 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (5 children)

Also they're depicted with small pps because that body part was associated with savagery iirc. If we had the same trend today they would probably all have underwear with a huge bulge because that's where puritanism and male beauty standards are currently.

Also one of the most significant statues of that era is a female figure...

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[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 49 points 1 month ago

Would be funny if all this manosphere shit was just a ploy to turn more twinks gay, so Tate could finally have the harem of his dreams.

[–] rethnor@lemmy.zip 47 points 1 month ago (9 children)

Is this actually for real?

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[–] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 42 points 1 month ago (2 children)

During high school I was friend with a guy from a village known for their conservative takes. And while this guy certainly wasn't as left as some of my other friends, he liked to fuck with his football teammates by making the take that gay sex is manly.

Why? Because it involves two men. Hetero sex wasn't as manly because it involves a girl, and lesbian sex was as girly as it got. His teammates really didn't get that he was fucking with their worldview.

Now he definitely had very idiotic takes himself, but this one always stuck with me because it's just so easy to troll any insecure right winger with

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

As a lesbian I've definitely seen plenty of gay interactions that are so gendered that I feel most people of the other gender wouldn't be comfortable participating, especially conservative straight people. It's really funny to me how this stereotype of gay people as less gender conforming (while it absolutely carries a lot of truth to it) results in people not even considering that sometimes gay sex is just two really masculine men going at it in a manly way or two women being extremely feminine together.

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[–] tourist@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (7 children)

The "on average"-qualifier in there working like a lifeboat on a plane falling from the sky over the Sahara

Also

Does this man actually know what "gay" means?

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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 38 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The "it's not gay if you're the top" attitude seems surprisingly common.

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[–] MehBlah@lemmy.world 35 points 1 month ago

Alpha version males are buggy and barely work. Kinda useless.

[–] instantnudel@feddit.org 31 points 1 month ago (1 children)

can't they finally just come out of the closet. Guys its 2026, its totally fine to be gay, no need to be a fascist idiot just because you're trying to hide that.

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[–] Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world 30 points 1 month ago (6 children)

Is this real? Did asmongold really say "thats why women need makeup"? Women need makeup because there is an entire insldustry dedicated to making them feel bad about their looks so they can sell makeup that makes women feel better. The makeup cause damage to their skin that can only be covered up by more makeup. It is instilled in them from a young age and perpetuated by older generations influencing younger generations.

What am i saying. Of course he said that. He is a fucking moron.

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[–] Stefan_S_from_H@piefed.zip 29 points 1 month ago (1 children)

The Deep on “The Boys” wasn't as overblown as some people thought.

[–] bufalo1973@piefed.social 17 points 1 month ago

I've heard something about the writers complaining that writing got more difficult because life was getting even weirder than the series or something like that.

[–] otacon239@lemmy.world 29 points 1 month ago (4 children)
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[–] Lumidaub@feddit.org 28 points 1 month ago

Tate knows this is nonsense. He gets more subscribers and more money every time there is outrage about something he said. Don't share.

[–] Generica@lemmy.world 28 points 1 month ago

That's a dangerous level of internalized self-loathing repression

[–] Sazruk@lemmy.wtf 28 points 1 month ago

Happy Pride, everyone!

[–] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 26 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] FiniteBanjo@feddit.online 21 points 1 month ago

Apparently being straight is gay lmfao

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 21 points 1 month ago

It's like an explanation of conservatism in one photo.

[–] jobbies@lemmy.zip 19 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Well you know the old saying, "are you man enough to fuck another guy?"

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[–] _fryerDan@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (2 children)
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[–] W3dd1e@lemmy.zip 17 points 1 month ago (3 children)

Says the 3 ugliest people on the entire planet.

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[–] Mangoholic@lemmy.ml 16 points 1 month ago (1 children)

They just missed the fact that attractiveness is subjective.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 16 points 1 month ago

Facts really aren’t their thing

[–] sp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.com 16 points 1 month ago

No no... no.

This... no.

No no no no no, no.

This is waaaaay too on the nose.

You know around 20 years ago it was basically a crass joke/insult to just say that these kind of people are ... their entire personality is a performance to avoid confronting latent homosexual tendencies.

Me? Yeah, I'm bi, I kissed a dude and I liked it.

Maybe a little more than that eheheheh, ahem.

But I can also guarantee I'd fucked more women than Asmongold and Nick Fuentes, 100% guarantee. Individually, and also likely combined.

Maybe/hopefully not more than Tate as the dude is literally the master of a ~~sex~~ rape dungeon you're not allowed to leave.

... these fucking people.

These fucking people.

They're infinitely more gay than I am, Jesus fucking Christ.

Just... they're cult leaders of an anti-reality cult.

Gay is Straight, if you think about, bro.

... I want to tear these people apart, limb from limb.

[–] Malyca@lemmy.zip 16 points 1 month ago

I wish the Nazis would fuck each other and leave women alone. No really, you do you.

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