Honey mustard abortion
this post was submitted on 05 Jun 2026
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This feels like a weird kink I’ve never heard of before
The only appetiser at the Punk dive bar.
green goddess gay
Ranch atheism.
This doesn't work.
You're just not saying it right.
Vinaigrette Broke
Mayonnaise Rude
Hmmmm…. I think there’s potential in the name Thousand Island Felon
Greek vinaigrette woke Hmmm, maybe not?
No salad emotionally disconnected
It doesn't have much of a ring to it unfortunately.
OilAndVinegar NotGay
that does not flow or sound sexy.
Did you mean Straight Vinaigrette?
No, absolutely not. Vinagarette contains sugar and that is gross.
I've never encountered this. Wikipedia only mentions sugar under "varieties: US", so you should be good if you want to claim the international version.
Miso Fat...
That works way better than it should
Greek dropout lol
Ranch Pagan.
That's actually a pretty convincing one...
Onion Vinaigrette No Contact
Oilanvinegar Blackwife
Yeah Goddess Trans is pretty intuitive.
Ceasar trans. Yeah I could strip under that name
That said, for my mom I'm guessing it would be "Caesar took too long to get help" which is less a stripper name than the plot of a postmodern play about the slow collapse of the roman empire
Vodka, and Vodka
Ranch Liberal. Lol wat.
Salt and pepper neurodivergence
Fish Sauce Autism
My full name would be Vegan Fish Sauce Autism but alas, it's not quite as catchy.
I'm naming my next band this.
What genre will it be?
Thousand Island Moved Away
Abbreviated Tima, pronounced
May I switch it?
Childless honey-mustard
Heeey, same team (☞ ಠ_ಠ)☞
Bacon Fat.
Vinaigrette apathy, pretty catchy!
sigh Russian alcoholic.
Balsamic Tranny
Mine is Balsamic Childfree.
This stage is only big enough for one of us, BT!
Sesame oil female
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