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[–] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 9 points 18 hours ago

accidentally tugging the Ethernet cable

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 2 points 13 hours ago

The woman must be carrying jam

[–] demous@lemmy.zip 1 points 15 hours ago

“Jam. A man. A fortune”

[–] zebidiah@lemmy.ca 34 points 1 day ago (2 children)

It's dns, it's always dns...

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

"Here comes a CloudFlare outage from the top rope with a steel chair!"

[–] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 3 points 1 day ago

This is really kinda weirdly metaphorically insightful

[–] rangber@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 day ago

Airplane mode

[–] Bruncvik@lemmy.world 73 points 2 days ago (3 children)

Some women are like Faraday cages.

[–] CallMeAl@piefed.zip 50 points 2 days ago

Full of holes but won't allow my emissions?

[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 16 points 2 days ago (2 children)

I want to be put in a Faraday cage by my Faraday mistress 🥺👉👈

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] CorrenteAlternata@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 17 hours ago) (1 children)

Yes! I'm an electric field in search of a magnetic field to make waves with!

(Yes I know I induce my own magnetic field but... that's the problem with metaphors...)

[–] RVGamer06@sh.itjust.works 2 points 16 hours ago (1 children)

lol, i have a physics exam on electromagnetism today

Good luck with it! I wish you all the best!

I had a lot of fun with electromagnetism, I think Maxwell equations are really beautiful. Some of the most beautiful equations ever. They look so pretty in differential form, even though I found them easier to understand in integral form!

May the Force be with you.

[–] okwhateverdude@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago

No-Zap November

[–] hansolo@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Yeah, like, if you put your cell phone in there, you won't get good signal.

[–] mech@feddit.org 18 points 1 day ago

Yo Mama so big, I lose signal when I'm inside her.

[–] LuminousLuddite@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 10 points 1 day ago

Now they trying to put internet in women too.

Next, they will put ads on them too!

[–] ChicoSuave@lemmy.world 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Gotta get a girl who likes 568A and 568B. Maybe a little 568C if she's feeling phreaky.

[–] jqubed@lemmy.world 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)
[–] Burninator05@lemmy.world 16 points 2 days ago (1 children)

If you have to ask, it's not for you.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 4 points 1 day ago

Consult with your Radio-Shack Veterinarian before the use of 568C or its variants as possible side effects may apply depending on your pre-existing conditions. Side effects include, but are not limited to: headache, nausea, high voltage surges, high current discharge of bodily fluids and possible high frequency RF, UHF, VHF or HBO. Showtime is not included in your package, mileage may vary, some restrictions may apply....

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 21 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Signal interference. Get you a girl with 5G.

[–] RiceMunk@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 days ago

Best way to ensure this is to demand they've gotten the Covid vaccine.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

When you put your dipole in her faraday cage?

[–] LH0ezVT@sh.itjust.works 1 points 16 hours ago

Dipole? Kinky!

I am old-fashioned, I just use my trusty quarter wave monopole. No need to get fancy, at the end of the day any good standing wave does the job if you get in resonance.

Honestly, even a shortened monopole is perfectly fine. Take your time to tune it to the signal properly, and it'll work.

[–] Kolanaki@pawb.social 10 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Sharks chewing on undersea cables?

[–] bhamlin@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

This explains shark week...

[–] LORDSMEGMA@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 days ago

Plug her into the router?

[–] Instigate@aussie.zone 9 points 2 days ago (1 children)

I generally prefer to tight internet in my woman but you do you, I guess.

[–] altphoto@lemmy.today 1 points 1 day ago

Is there any other way? Ah life after kids!

[–] HorreC@lemmy.world 10 points 2 days ago

you are walking up to a RJ45 with a BASET.

[–] LouNeko@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Water is a naturally good radiation shield. Humans are 80% water.

[–] wowwoweowza@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Electrolytes

[–] sinematic@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

When the woman is a T-rex. Seriously, I don't fuck them proto-birds. I ain't a weirdo. Please be human

[–] Una@europe.pub 5 points 2 days ago
[–] Egonallanon@feddit.uk 5 points 2 days ago

Mostly going through a tunnel.

[–] turdburglar@piefed.social 2 points 1 day ago

Uhh... I don't know sir.

[–] DmMacniel@feddit.org 5 points 2 days ago

Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting
Kirov reporting

[–] DeadDigger@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

Water mostly

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

He got bored, he has a dopamine addiction and only new and novel things and people interest him

[–] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 2 days ago (2 children)
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[–] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 4 points 2 days ago

atoms I think

[–] bizarroland@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Feeling like she's cheated on you.

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

If a man is loose, he needs a golden throne and to replenish his electrolytes.

[–] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago
[–] f4f4f4f4f4f4f4f4@sopuli.xyz 2 points 2 days ago

Is this loss? Well, technically, it is a loss of tightness...

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