Bro, you're missing out. Bro just please squeeze into the 30 cm crevice with me bro. It's so worth it, at the end well even see rocks bro, it will be so cool.
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There's gotta be something wrong with these people. Like real life morbid vore.
The idea of a “silt out” cave diving is absolutely terrifying to me. That you can accidentally kick up some dust and then you’ll have no idea which way is up or down, that you’ll be flailing around in the water and won’t be able to see anything is nightmarish..
If you're not suicidally stupid you'll already be holding onto the rope leading to safety with plastic arrows attached every few feet pointing to the exit so you know which way along the rope is out. Never let go of the rope! (You're usually tied to it also, but ofc you gotta unclip to switch rope or go around an anchor where the rope is attached to the rock)
The rope leads straight into a fresh pile of boulders.
Whaaaaaaat? But I just wanted to invite you to the infamous "get stuck here with a friend" cave! It would be so awesome, it would be so cool if you came!
They say the previous diver's corpse decayed so The Devil's Sphincter is accessible again!
Do not equate mountain climbing and cave diving. One is a nice hobby if done safely and the other is total madness.
I mean I don't know if I've climbed any mountains but I've walked and run (when I was young and hyperactive) up a few really cool ones. Mountains are nice.
The fact that I can't tell which one you prefer is fantastic.
I think they're both insanity.
Rock climbing is cool though.
Spoiler : it's the cave diving.
I would love to do cave diving. Except every time you hear about an accident, it's usually some experienced diver who fucked up just a little bit and that meant death... And then like another 1 or 2 people die trying to recover the body.
Idk, pretty much all the deaths I hear about are open water divers who decided to go into a cave, ignoring the part of their training where someone shouts at them for an hour to never even think about going in a cave even a teeny little bit, no not even just the entrance, no not even just to look.
This includes people going in to recover bodies. You'll notice the people dying doing that are often military divers who've never been trained for cave diving (true of the recent Maldives incident and also the diver in the Thai cave rescue). I don't say this to be like oh training is some magical panacea but rather that you specifically really should not go in a cave even if you really want to without getting cave trained first. It's not even remotely the same thing as open water diving.
Oh and yeah it's definitely cave diving that's the insane one. Never done it myself and never will but it's an interest of mine because of all the procedure, backups of backups, redundancy etc needed to make it safe. It's more like spacewalking in that regard.
You think rock climbing is cool but can't tell which out of cave diving and mountain climbing is insanity?
Correct.
Rock climbing is super low risk. Especially if you do it indoors.
Mountain climbing and cave diving have so many factors outside your control it might as well be flipping a few coins and if they all come up heads, you die. At least in more controlled environments, even if that environment is still outside but in a well used rock climbing spot, your chances of death and/or dismemberment are much lower.
"Mountain climbing" is a generic term. It doesn't refer to a specific activity. I've climbed plenty of mountains. Half of them were a nice, leisurely 1-3 hour hike requiring nothing more than a free afternoon, a water bottle and a day pack with a couple snacks.
I'm kind of confused by the responses here. Idk if you guys just need to go outside more, or maybe I'm just spoiled, as at least half of the cities and towns where I'm at have at least one local peak. A lot of them are glorified hills with a good view. Many of them don't even have a view, but it's still fun to go up, be in nature, and see the different habitats, zones, and natural features as you go up. This is a casual activity for a great number of people. Some mountains even have actual paved roads/paths that gently take you up, but I prefer trails, unless I'm on my bike.
"Mountain climbing" doesn't have to equate to Everest/K2/etc. There are a vast number of levels to it. There are still dangers to what I do at my preferred level, but the life-threatening stuff typically only happens on much bigger mountains.
Listen man, I did (indoor) bouldering. For fitness. Any time people were talking about doing that shit outside, I noped the fuck away.
Because of this :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lvoS4H9wR0
On 7/29/17 a 300 lb rock landed on my leg from a height of 10 feet. Because the falling weight/force of the rock upon impact was over 3,000 lbs, I believe it had only an indirect, partial impact to my leg,
Fucking no. I'm not going to the outside where the holds might be wet, fall off, and cause me injury fucking up my training regimen.
I mean, I'm old and my back is fucked up, so I'm not doing it anyway, but I wasn't back then neither.
Outside is where it's at - indoor is a good workout but hard to call it rock climbing rather just a rough facsimile of it. Being out in nature, cracking a beer and/or hitting the pen, and climbing is on a completely different level from the gym. It's still super safe assuming you're doing sport and the accidents like the one you quoted are rare. Driving to the gym or crag is far more dangerous
Nearly died on a drive home from a rock climbing trip where we did tons of fun and wild (but safe) stuff on ropes, there was a car stopped perpendicular across part of a dark empty interstate in the middle of the night that we passed at full speed.
Two carloads of people had a near-death butt pucker like nothing else we'd experienced on that trip (and no clue what was going on with that car, we were long gone by the time we recovered our wits and processed not being a mangled up paste of people). Your comment resonates with me cuz I understood driving that night, lmao. It's wildly uncontrolled compared to rock climbing, with comparatively high risks of really bad outcomes in fully capricious ways. Can become a splat out of nowhere with barely a moment to consider the coming fact. Woof.
Outside is where it’s at - indoor is a good workout but hard to call it rock climbing rather just a rough facsimile of it.
I mean yeah. I'll 100% cop to being a faker, I did it because it was a more fun gym, and I enjoyed solving puzzles with my body.
Driving to the gym or crag is far more dangerous
I walked there.
I mean yeah. I'll 100% cop to being a faker
That wasn't my intention, rather just encouraging you and others to try climbing outside (with others who have experience)! It's so much fun
Nope. Excuse me while I jump out of this perfectly good plane.
That’s what you get for flying in the first place. Those things go down!
Rock climbing is very cool—agree
What you're missing out on. (Not that I've gone myself.)
For real. I've done some cave diving. I don't regret it, because there is legit some cool shit that you couldn't otherwise see. That said, there are caves I would dive again, and some I wouldn't. You really just have to suppress the fact that you can't swim straight up to the surface.
Mountain climbing? Maybe.
Cave diving? Nope nope nope, fuck that. Fuck spelunking too if it involves more than crouching a little bit.
You know, when you're spelunking and you see a tiny little crevice at the bottom and it's dark and you're like, wow, could I fit through there? Probably not. Or maybe I could go through, but I can't get back. Let's try.
Huur duurrrrrr
I get disoriented going to the bathroom at night.
How
Is moving through your home not second nature
No, I'm wired for underwater caves and crevasses
Mountain climbing is fun, fairly safe, and good for ya.
Rock climbing though? Yeah miss me with that shit.
The safety depends entirely on what mountain you're climbing, in what conditions, and with what gear.
True, not talking about Everest. I was just thinking of my own experiences, which usually involve a path of some sort, kept or not. I'm not trying to go where no person has gone before.
You seem like the right person to ask this question...where does "hiking up a mountain" end and "mountain climbing" begin? Is it scrabble-related? A specific incline? Mostly in your heart, maybe?
One is on foot the other involves your hands and if you're not insane rope.
If you need gear, it's more than a hike.
Hikes definitely need gear. A water bottle is gear
I like other dude's answer, but I'll add that short of near vertical rock faces. I carry anchors, but rarely need them.
Edit to add: fuck it, who am I to gate keep‽ Hiking up a mountain is climbing one.
I have an acquaintance that is into going cave diving in Florida. I've seen the pics and nope.
Mountain climbing and rappelling is a blast though. I'll keep my rock climbing relegated to the fun indoor stuff with a good belay.
I get vertigo when I'm high up - ain't no way I'm getting within like 2m of an exposed ledge. No sirree, the view is fine from back here thanks
I actually sat during lunch with 2 mountaineering record holders when I did my mountaineering training with two record holders who spoke about all the fuckups they had and how one spent the night in a biouvac in a crevasse once and how terrible it was
Just what a guy doing his first mountaineering training needed to hear.. That and on the first day of training you're dumped in the middle of nowhere and told that everyone will fall in a crevasse during the training
Sure, but have you considered sinkholes?
How I sleep listening to cave diving and mountain climbing disasters, knowing I'll never do either one.
And then you pull your back picking up something small, or break your ankle because you stepped funny.
Once threw out my back breathing funny. You aren't wrong
I've done both and mostly agree with you but cave diving is something I far more suggest against than mountain climbing which can be rather enjoyable/