Thank you, I specifically crafted this 3 hour slam death metal and goregrind compilation for my 5am beach walk by the residential area.
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If only. Instead you will hear songs about trucky-trucks, beer, and fishing sung in only the most generic pandering tones with influences of whatever music is currently popular at the time.
It’s usually reggeaton around here.
Idk i feel like most beaches this is pretty acceptable. In my experience if you walk further from the parking lot you get more seclusion and peace. IMO a reasonable volume on a speaker isn't any more disturbing than kids playing which is expected at the beach.
Often there's people (esp. groups) who can't be bothered with "reasonable".
I've probably been guilty of that in the past...
I just got back from a beach vacation in a house we rented. Unfortunately I had to rely on a relatives speaker, so I could relax watching for no kids to drown.
Mostly played soft R&B, Blues, or anything downbeat at a lower level I could hear it over the sound of the waves and screaming children. But I was sitting right next to it and not blasting it from 100 meters away.
We'd also setup way early with no one around. I'd have the speaker rolling and the beach wasn't packed. Yet people still setup really close to me on both sides.
At that point I figured they weren't bothered. They would hopefully have said something because we talked to each other about the kids playing together.
So yeah there are situations, like everything else.
Probably only person I bothered was my Mother-in-law, because she is kinda racist and doesn't like music made by darker skin people, but that I really didn't give a shit about.
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I wonder if there's a database of ways to get a bluetooth speaker to crash with a few malformed requests...
I have long wanted a directed EM projector that could destroy electronics from 10 meters away. A cellphone death ray, as it were.
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I just walk 100m along the beach and can't hear them anymore. Most people are too lazy to walk more than that distance from the car park. A fact that is very obvious when I kayak past the coast here and can use the dense clusters of people on the beach as landmarks with almost no one between them. First cluster is the lifeboat station, second and third are cafes, fourth has ice cream.
Its not laziness. It’s because they’re carrying a bunch of stuff for an extended hangout.
You do realise I can see them right? Many have not. You don't really need to bring that much with you anyway.
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I live close to the beach and this is the way. Car is parked, peeps want to lay down IMMEDIATELY NOW. Take 5 minutes to walk down the beach and the crowd thins significantly.
This applies not just to beach. It applies to everything. Everyone congregates near entrances/exits, landmarks, close to the door in a parking lot, etc.
5 mins? 15 seconds of walking out in either direction is enough for it to start noticeably thinning out.
To be fair, I also hate to be left alone with my own thoughts for even 1 minute... I'm just considerate enough to use headphones.
Some idiot decided that headphone jacks are not as good as... buying earbuds that cost 3x or more what I "paid" for the ear buds with a wire and are so easy to misplace, I'm no audiophile I just want to hear someone talk. So I only listen to stuff if there is no one close and lower the volume if people get close to me so as not to disturb them
TBH I'm way more likely to break headphone wires than to misplace wireless earbuds.
I run the wire under my top layer, tho I have misplaced wired headphones, so it doesn't get caught on anything but since my pixel 6, that I still use, the headphones have been coiled and sitting in a drawer
I've always done it that way, doesn't help much. I'm also breaking phone and laptop headphone jacks somehow. IDK how this keeps happening.
TBF I also have connection issues with bluetooth devices. My old AF laptop theoretically has bluetooth but I can't get it to connect with any BT headphones anymore.
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It really makes me puke when I'm trying to enjoy the outdoors and someone plays a stream with FUCKING ADS because it's just a sacrilege to pervert nature's harmony with advertisements that I didn't consent to hearing.
Hey you're welcome. I really enjoy my Bluetooth speaker at the beach. I play it just loud enough so when I'm sitting in my area in my little tent that I can hear it. If you're sitting close enough to me to be able to hear your music then you can fuck off.
THANK YOU FOR USING ALL CAPS AS DUE TO MY HANDS BEING WAY TOO LONG I ALWAYS STRUGGLE TO READ SMALL TEXT ON THE SMALL PHONE SCREEN
SPOKEN LIKE A REAL MFER AROOOOOOOOO
Music hater
I use a hifi cushion. You can barely hear anything beyond 2 meters at a reasonable volume. A lovely invention, too bad it didn't catch on.
A what?
Exactly. Heres an old review. I dont think its sold anymore.
https://www.soundandvision.com/content/humu-augmented-audio-cushion-vibration-sensation
Don't know why but I assumed it was a cushion you sat on and thought the bass response must be absolutely awesome but those mids are going to be so muddy.
It does need some EQing around 400...2500 Hz as well as a bass cut but the sound is surprisingly nice.
That sounds really nice as someone hard of hearing that likes feeling sound, but also not necessarily something I'd spend that kind of money on
Guessing a speaker with a pillow from the name.
- FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER
Girl have you seen my thoughts? I have 3 prefrontal cortex handicaps, it's chaos up there.
Did everyone forget that Bluetooth speakers are not secure and you can just disconnect them and play any thing that you want instead (such as silence or the ocean waves)
How do you take it over without putting it in pairing mode?
Oh look at this lovely buffer of nulls, hopefully it doesn’t overflow…
Some people get to go to the beach all the time and enjoy having fun there and being social. Not quietly listening to the waves. You want a public beach to be your way, go buy a private beach.
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What if my music is a driving rhythm made to amplify ones enjoyment and celebration of being alive with others that's just what we've been doing in nature since before the United States showed up with a bunch of indoors people?
I mean, I've had to listen to some pretty shitty, country music before, definitely not something that fits my idea if music or a good time, but I just move, or swim out 100', or hike, and bam, nature sounds.
99.9% of the outdoors is not full of these people. You can just go there. If you can't just go there, maybe you have to put up with the other people who also can't go there.
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"I BRING THE PARTY! YEEEEAAH!"
Fuck.
if the music would at least be acceptably good