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this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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It's camo. I'll allow it.
"This guy's got the right idea"
Covers up the stains
I don't hate em
like a grilled cheese sandwich
The image confounded me, but your comment hurt my soul.
I like grilled cheeses
Me neither but the brown stripe up the ass could have been better placed.
yeah I noticed that after I made the comment. it's an unfortunate placement in the design. it'll either make you look sort of naked or like you shit your pants.
but I still dig the potential capability for the mate in my life to weave me clothing besides a scarf.
I'd probably ask for a hoodie, or a halvsie.
Ah yes
The crochorts
it's hot. so you choose shorts.
you choose the hottest fucking shorts possible with the technology of 1971.
your testes cook.
there is no upside to any of this.
Corny-ass
...havin mfer
You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like
show us the front!!!
Wow. It's been a decade since I saw this. I knit. And every time it makes the rounds someone sends it to me. Even though it's crotchet. Which is the fast way to irritate a knitter.
But you could knit shorts, right?
I've done "boy shorts" before. A lot more work than thongs. But it's really more about people not knowing the difference between knitting and crocheting. It's like giving someone who loves metal a Winger CD but it turns out they are a blacksmith.
Is that the boy shorts or the thong? Never seen any of those in a knitted version, so I have no idea what to expect
Boy shorts. Thongs have a very different geometry.
Thanks for clearing that up with another photo. Have a nice day
It took a while to find one that wasn't completely NSFW.
knitting changes lives.
Hahah
But it's got pockets!!!!
And belt loops!
Babe grab my corn on the cob shorts, we’re going out tonight
Well ventilated, I think? Just the thing for us Europeons!
This isn't a heat wave, this is a sweltering heat wave.
I used a translation app in case anyone else was struggling with the German
Its a pun that doesn't translate well
Zu warm = too warm
Zuwarmi sounds like tsunami in German
=> This isn't a heat wave its a heat tsunami
Your app translates "zuwarmi" as "sweltering heat wave"?
Its a pun on tsunami, and not a real word
I guess the app did pretty well given the fake word.
Whats weird is that it neither tried to do a literal translation nor to preserve the pun, when "too-warm-i", the literal translation, still is at least pun-adjecant
It isn’t just too warm…
It’s TSUWARMI
this is cute
Genau!
Ah, the 70's.
Stupid sexy Flanders
Sensory nightmare tbh
I have pretty thick body hair. For me wearing this would be a sensory nightmare, and it would also make my butt look like Nancy.
Does anyone sell these?
🙋 I’d prefer them to be pj like ish.
Should have made them with chunky yarn.
Not in this fucking heat.
Hell to the yes. Anytime the discomfort of those that are with you is a must.
I was looking for a new crafting project...
Now put it on fire!
i can think of a few managers Ive had who would look really good in these