Colby nooooooooooooo
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That ain't no furry's car, that's likely (hopefully) someone who made the sticker thinking "bones are associated with dogs, they love bones, swapping a heart out for a bone would be cutsie" (Or maybe it's someone who's partner has a dog fursona and they get a chuckle out of the double takes people do when they see it)
Real furries got bumper stickers like these:
Make Art No Matter What (Featuring someone's fursona)
You Just Got Passed by a Furry
This Werewolf is Nervous Do Not Approach
I Brake for Werewolves (This one is a little suggestive, still SFW IMO)
I should specify: I have no affiliation with the links in the spoilers, they're just a (very small) collection of (some) stickers that I've seen locally at local furry meetups. I've just had them saved for later in case I wanted to buy some lol
I'm all for furry bumper stickers, but come on, we can do better than those, surely. I want more knot puns than I see at a boatyard, and lulzy references to how horrible gender neutral language can be spoiler
For those who don't know:
- Are you a good boy?
Are you a good girl?
Are you a good person?
That "Are you a good boy/girl" vs "Are you a good person" one always gets a chuckle out of me lol
Oh there's plenty of knotty bumper stickers out there, I just grabbed 4 from the top of my little wishlist lol
Jesus! What a mess of a comments section.
Agreed, there's a lot of really hateful people in this comment section to say the least.
I bought these stickers once that had pictures of wood screws on them. They were meant to put over the hearts on bumper stickers.
Better than deboning your dog, 'though…
Technically, "boning" and "deboning" can mean the same thing.
Deboning has one meaning. Boning has two.
Technically on the out it is a deboning.
Is it?
Guess I'll try both and let you know.
Which will you do first??
I'll do your mom as a control.
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Is it I love bone my dog, I bone my dog love, I bone my love dog, or I bone love my dog. Asking for a friend.
It's "I bone my dog". The heart is a background image, not part of the sentence.
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