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[–] TigerAce@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 6 hours ago

This is from a movie! The latest Sascha Baron Cohen (Borat, Ali G) movie: Ladies First.

It's about a misogynistic corporate prick who walks against a lamp pole and gets into a world where the roles between women and men are switched.

Don't look at the online ratings, they have been fucked by conservative assholes and the manosphere, it's actually a good movie.

[–] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

Id buy one if it also came with a penis sock, im a little modest

[–] ferdinand@sopuli.xyz 8 points 15 hours ago

Why is it Hatsune Miku?

[–] kerrigan778@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 points 15 hours ago (1 children)
[–] JigglySackles@lemmy.world 4 points 9 hours ago

From the makers of the "bra" comes...the "bro"!

[–] Danarchy@lemmy.nz 5 points 19 hours ago

Finally a leg up against labia in the camel toe race

[–] T00l_shed@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

Instead of over the shoulder boulder holders, it's an under the butt nut hut

[–] UpAndAtThem@lemmy.world 5 points 19 hours ago

The old nut hugger, the scrote swinger, the prairie oyster companion!

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 7 points 21 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Jax@sh.itjust.works 1 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Identical shape a consistency to testicles, what's wrong?

[–] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago

Consistency?!?!

[–] bekopharm@discuss.tchncs.de 21 points 1 day ago (1 children)

German saying: "Sind die Glocken länger als das Seil beginnt des Lebens zweiter Teil."

Roughly translates to if the bells are longer than the rope, the second part of life begins.

[–] JFLennson@feddit.org 7 points 1 day ago
[–] mavu@discuss.tchncs.de 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ok, I'm confused now.

Do those people not wear underwear?

[–] UnrepententProcrastinator@lemmy.ca 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (2 children)

You're saying you can't wear a bra under a shirt?

[–] atx_aquarian@lemmy.world 2 points 12 hours ago

A shirt would be an analogy for boxers, which do nothing. But boxer briefs or briefs are already supportive like a sports bra. This new... thing... looks like it would be like wearing an underwire under a sports bra.

[–] Jyek@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

No this is like wearing a bra specifically to hold your nipples and not the breasts. The bra does this already. The right pair of underwear also already do this for your balls.

[–] Naich@piefed.world 114 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Also, somewhere to keep 2 falafels, apparently.

[–] PrimeErective@startrek.website 26 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Falafel makes your farts smelafel

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[–] Widdershins@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago
[–] The_v@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Brings me back to how we sung a song in grade school. Edit out Ears with Balls and you get:

Do your balls hang low?

Do they wobble to and fro?

Can you tie them in a knot?

Can you tie them in a bow?

Can you swing them over your shoulder like a regimental soldier?

Do your balls hang low?

[–] humorlessrepost@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

For us it was continental soldier.

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[–] vantablack@lemmy.blahaj.zone 13 points 1 day ago

thanks! now i know what i'm wearing to pride next year

[–] sixty@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago
[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 84 points 2 days ago (4 children)
[–] Tanoh@lemmy.world 36 points 2 days ago (1 children)
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[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

A new class of fetishwear is born.

[–] cowfodder@lemmy.zip 67 points 2 days ago (4 children)

100% this is gay fetish wear.

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[–] lefaucet@slrpnk.net 7 points 1 day ago

Can't wait for the Victor's Secret fashion show

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I'm still young, but in a hot day... I would try these.

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago (1 children)

so long as we can wear just these to the beach. they get a bikini, we get a bikini kinda thing. might need a dong sleeve tho

[–] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 3 points 19 hours ago (1 children)

Side boob is out! Side ball? So hot right now!

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 2 points 14 hours ago

ngl I do love a bit of side boob

[–] Thebeardedsinglemalt@lemmy.world 38 points 2 days ago (9 children)

Or, and hear me out...just wear boxer briefs.

Most underwear brands now have lines that include a nut pouch. I first saw it on the brand SAXX, which I do love. But even down to jockey and Hanes I think, they now offer these styles.

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[–] Janx@piefed.social 6 points 1 day ago

I hope it lifts and separates!

[–] protist@retrofed.com 42 points 2 days ago (7 children)

I do want to say that most underwear literally does the same thing. This is kinky AF though, I'd buy it

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[–] TargaryenTKE@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

WHERE 👏 DO 👏 YOU 👏 KEEP 👏 THE 👏 NETS 👏 THAT 👏 YOU 👏 PUT 👏 ON 👏 THE 👏 BOTTOM 👏 OF 👏 GUYS 👏 BALLS 👏 TO 👏 STOP 👏 THEM 👏 FROM 👏 DUNKING 👏 IN 👏 THE 👏 WATER??? --Carter Pewterschmidt, 2019 (Family Guy, s17e10)

https://youtu.be/5e4Xxw1DBaQ?is=Wj-bOrIB9_vxGEhC

[–] Zephyr@sh.itjust.works 19 points 1 day ago

The ballkini

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 12 points 1 day ago

Just wear briefs?

[–] errer@lemmy.world 23 points 2 days ago (1 children)

Finally, a way to save the ball sweat I’ve been wasting

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[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 25 points 2 days ago (2 children)

Dam it i just got rid of mine

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[–] bcgm3@lemmy.world 1 points 1 day ago

It's there a third string, up the back? The model photo looks like this just sits in front of your balls, rather than supporting them from below, as is shown in the inset photo.

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