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[–] gegil@sopuli.xyz 124 points 6 days ago (1 children)

When you wear something to look more naked than being naked

[–] rockSlayer@lemmy.blahaj.zone 43 points 6 days ago (3 children)

Shoes, socks, and nothing else

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 21 points 6 days ago (2 children)
[–] Three_word_reply@lemmy.world 39 points 6 days ago

Black hat. Cadillac. Yeah, the boys a time bomb.

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Dress shoes, no less. Ideally those penny loafers with the tassels.

[–] dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Or just a t-shirt and flip-flops.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 3 points 6 days ago

Put a jockstrap on that and I've seen it in a locker room porno

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 90 points 6 days ago (1 children)

An outfit made of tiles? In this economy?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 66 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

They want an outfit that floors you.

[–] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 20 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 8 points 6 days ago

What can I say? My kids may be adults now, but I'll always be a dad.

[–] Bluefalcon@discuss.tchncs.de 52 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Everyone: How do you use it?

Me: I use one rope to make the triangle around my shaft then to my thighs. Afterwards, I use the high point for support and tie my balls off so thet float.

How it looks!

[–] TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today 24 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Tie one to the end of my penis and attach it to one tied around my head above the chin. That way when i look around and talk to people it looks like my penis is following the conversation.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 5 points 5 days ago

Enough Internet for today

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Uh, what do I do if my penis detaches

🎡 I whip my hair back and forth

Hovering thing that orbits your head. Or if its really long; dick halo.

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 41 points 6 days ago (3 children)

I see no UV paint, glow sticks or glitter so this can't be from the 90s

[–] gmtom@lemmy.world 16 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Those are accessories/makeup so are counted separately

[–] LadyButterfly@reddthat.com 3 points 5 days ago

Ahhhhh that explains it

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 7 points 5 days ago

This is all American rave stuff, around here it's just black, black and more black.

Wow. Last rave I was at had a guy in chainmail.

[–] Janx@piefed.social 40 points 6 days ago (1 children)

It's this a thing? ~~Are women usually scantily-clad at raves?~~ Do I need to go to more raves?

[–] A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world 59 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Absolutely

Maybe not quite this bare but yes

[–] 4am@lemmy.zip 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

So much so now that older, jaded ravers complain about it.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 34 points 6 days ago (2 children)

dude question, wouldn't the string getting into the secret valley be uncomfortable?

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 9 points 5 days ago (1 children)

It’s not really a secret.

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago (1 children)

I have balls, I have no idea how a string like that interacts with a vagina. If it isn't a secret, someone please tell me

[–] haerrii@feddit.org 3 points 5 days ago

very uncomfortable, vagina and scrotum.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 6 points 6 days ago

You misspelled comfortable.

[–] sangeteria@lemmy.ml 26 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is she dressing for -30Β°C?!?!?! Why is she wearing so many layers?!?!?!?!

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago)

Pictured are both options she was choosing between.

[–] zxqwas@lemmy.world 31 points 6 days ago

Make sure they match your dates shoestrings. In case his shoes fall off.

[–] Grtz78@feddit.org 6 points 5 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

I thought you said: no strings attached?

I'm all for this kind of frugality

[–] bjoern_tantau@swg-empire.de 11 points 6 days ago

Pics or it didn't happen!

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Floss for mental undressing.

[–] TheRealKuni@piefed.social 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Is that what they mean by Mental Floss?

[–] WhoIzDisIz@lemmy.today 3 points 6 days ago

Glad I didn't have to explain it.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 5 points 6 days ago

Is this 1996?

What happened to that 'fingerbra challenge' tiktok and the like used to do?