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[–] sudoer777@lemmy.ml 1 points 10 minutes ago
[–] tomkatt@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago

I won't be singing anything. I'll just be fucking relieved. But even when he dies this mess won't be over. There's a lot to dismantle, and we'll still have to deal with VP couch fucker, Thiel, the cabinet, ICE, and much more. Trump's death will be a beginning, not an end.

[–] pingveno@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I generally do not celebrate people's deaths, on principle. Trump will be an exception. Well, except if it is by assassination, I don't want him to die a martyr.

[–] ikidd@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 36 minutes ago

"I do not wish a man dead, but I read some obituaries with great joy."

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 1 points 1 hour ago

I still maintain that the people most likely to want Trump dead are the elite not the general populace. Sure he has terrible approval ratings but most people don't know how to hire an assassin. Corporations do.

Think how much money he has cost businesses, all the sanctions, the unnecessary wars, the pointless sabre rattling that has lost them contracts in Europe. The only people who are benefiting from Trump are those in scaffolding supplies who keep having to put up scaffolding all over Washington as he keeps slapping his name on everything

[–] spaghettiwestern@sh.itjust.works 21 points 11 hours ago
[–] DoucheBagMcSwag@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

The absolute banger "YOU ARE DEAD" from Total Distortion

[–] mwproductions@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Well that sure takes me back.

[–] Formfiller@lemmy.world 11 points 11 hours ago

Many many songs it will be the biggest global celebration in history

[–] josephc@lemmy.ml 11 points 13 hours ago

Green Day's "Ha ha you're dead."

Ha ha you're dead. The joke is over You were an asshole... And now you're gone.

[–] FreshParsnip@lemmy.ca 11 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Arras@nord.pub 2 points 9 hours ago

Ohh, I like this suggestion.

[–] Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world 13 points 16 hours ago

"Celebrate good times, c'mon"

[–] reksas@sopuli.xyz 9 points 15 hours ago

oompa loompa song would be fun

[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

It will still be "Ding Dong the Witch is Dead" except someone will use AI to flip that W to an M.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 9 points 9 hours ago (2 children)
[–] lennybird@lemmy.world 2 points 1 hour ago (1 children)

haha my bad. I had Mitch on the mind.

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 minutes ago

We all did. And then the bastard had to go and not die on us

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 3 points 3 hours ago

Hey! Mr. Mump is a philanthropist and a humanitarian!

He had me over for dinner last night and helped me do my taxes!

[–] abc@suppo.fi 5 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)

Lily Allen's Fuck You always comes to mind when I think of Trump. Perhaps it could be his funeral march. Doesn't perfectly fit the death theme, but does fit the dude otherwise quite well.

So Long from Sound of Music.

Another one bites the dust by Queen.

Smurfs theme song.

But I don't know, all joking aside, perhaps I'll just quietly be happy. This was supposed to be finally over already 6 years ago.

[–] mechoman444@lemmy.world 2 points 3 hours ago

Another One bites the dust is perfection.

[–] wewbull@feddit.uk 4 points 9 hours ago

Well it's not surprising it fits. It was was written about GW Bush.

[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 6 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

When he lost in 2019 Party in the USA was one of the top streamed songs.

[–] fireweed@lemmy.world 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)
[–] Sharkticon@lemmy.zip 3 points 5 hours ago
[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 35 points 21 hours ago (7 children)

Lindsey Graham is dead, what are we singing for him?

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 23 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Oh my god its actually true!!!

Also, Its Raining Men seems like the best choice or Trapped in the Closet

[–] 5wim@infosec.pub 24 points 21 hours ago (1 children)

I heard the news from you, thanks

[–] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 14 points 20 hours ago

Doing my duty 🫡

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[–] agent_nycto@lemmy.world 4 points 14 hours ago
[–] Tronn4@lemmy.world 11 points 17 hours ago (1 children)
[–] nonentity@sh.itjust.works 3 points 15 hours ago

Middle-out, tip-to-tip, cold swap.

[–] RodgeGrabTheCat@sh.itjust.works 17 points 20 hours ago

Lindsey Graham kicked the bucket last night.

[–] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago

“Ding dong … is dead!”

[–] Frostbeard@lemmy.world 5 points 17 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

Think it will be like the scene from Band of Brothers were the string quartet plays in the ruins.

https://youtu.be/t3EzbmoXiy4

[–] reddit_sux@lemmy.world 3 points 15 hours ago

Ding dong one of the Israel's bitch is dead.

[–] Muscle_Meteor@discuss.tchncs.de 9 points 20 hours ago (1 children)

Witch witch the ding dongs dead?

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[–] Bad_Engineering@fedia.io 83 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Celebration by kool and the gang.

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[–] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 88 points 1 day ago (4 children)

"That's why I say hey man nice shot"

And yes, I know the history behind the song.

[–] DanceMomsSavedMe@lemmy.zip 4 points 16 hours ago

Back when shame at least drove them to put lead in the back of their head on live TV.

Now they just don't give a fuck.

[–] 0ndead@infosec.pub 67 points 1 day ago

I drove around town blasting that when Charlie got Kirked

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[–] hanrahan@slrpnk.net 10 points 21 hours ago

I'll be wondering how much worse will it get?, Maggie leads to shit stains like Farage, Regan leads to shit stains like Trumpet, where do they lead to ?

how do we get a world that supports these people with a vote? (the questions rhetorical)

[–] resipsaloquitur@lemmy.cafe 55 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)
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