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Huh. Throw out the cheating angle and what you have is a restaurant business development plan for 5 or 6 ladies you know who’d like to eat for free every night. I guess the bill comes due when they need to shake the dude loose at the end of the night and then deal with his phone calls for weeks or worse.
Do people still give out their actual sim phone number?
poly market
Cuck executive
How come nobody talks about that service fee.
What is that even supposed to be? Is that an arbitrary increase to all prices because fuck you?
Some restaurants in the US will charge gratuity/service fees. It's basically a scam, where the restaurant just forces you to pay extra so their menu prices seem lower, and then that money doesn't even need to go to the waitstaff like a normal tip. Not to say it doesn't happen, but I don't think anywhere around me charges a mandatory gratuity to every single customer, usually just to large parties where they will require more space and likely stay longer.
Just got back from a florida vacation with my family and my parents (7 total). Just about every place we went had the "mandatory large party gratuity" which was 18%. Honeslty felt relieved that was their expectation because i usually tip more than that
Fuck me? No. Fuck you!
Modern problems require modern solutions!
Isn't this what tate did/does? And hiding from his girlfriends how much he makes on them song can kee most of the money.
Cuckmaxxing grindset. Gotta respect the hustle and finding opportunities in unexpected places, such as becoming your girlfriend's pimp
She doesn't have to go on the dates. They'll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.
She doesn’t have to go on the dates. They’ll spend enough on drinks, appetizers and service just waiting for her not to show. And then of course they would probably cross her off their list.
and love the appetizers so much they make it a regular date night spot. GENUIS
Pimping out your girlfriend could make them come back later. Gotta keep the line going up, have that growth mindset
I learned that a pimpslap is a cost-effective method of encouraging productivity that completely sidelines the necessity of a HR dept.
the normalest linkedin user
based cuck operator
in this economy? genius
We are polyamorous. To bad that we don't own a restaurant :(
:(
you don't just have partners, you have assets
go open that restaurant,
Criminal restaurant can't sympathize with a guy running a place with a 25% "service fee".
Nope. At least provide a service if you're gonna fuck us. At least the mob provided soup kitchens.
I suppose they're letting you date their gf in this case.
As poly, I see this as an absolute win.
Gotta have good calamari. it is the appetizer of romance and tasteful friediness.
This is actually genius
If my memory is correct, this was used by a number of restaurants in Japan that it got enough attention for a news story.
Hustle or scam?
Huscam?
Scamustle?