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[–] SW42@lemmy.world 12 points 6 days ago

Like dominos opening in Italy

[–] foggy@lemmy.world 28 points 6 days ago (2 children)

Mexicans already scoff at tacos that cost like $6.

They will not purchase $20 burritos

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I don't know how cheap Mexico is relative to America, but given cost of living differences I doubt they'll be selling $20 burritos.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 1 points 5 days ago

Yeah if the ingredients and labour are cheaper for locals then they're cheaper for Chipotle too

[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 5 points 6 days ago (1 children)

My chipotle is under 10 bucks ($8.75) for a chicken burrito, got to ask where are you at?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago (1 children)
[–] TIEPilot@lemmy.world 1 points 5 days ago

Dang that a lot for a mid burrito!

[–] Grass@sh.itjust.works 16 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

Sometimes chinese people eat at 'chinese for americans' type restaurants, but I would be surprised to hear if there are any successful ones in china. Maybe tourist areas? Still seems like a poor choice.

The time to open a 'french' bakery in france is now...

[–] DougPiranha42@lemmy.world 14 points 6 days ago (1 children)

A Panda Express in china would be hilarious.

[–] Archer@lemmy.world 1 points 22 hours ago

Culinary equivalent of a weird American funhouse mirror held up to traditional Chinese food

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 13 points 6 days ago (1 children)

What have the Mexicans done to deserve this?

[–] SaveTheTuaHawk@lemmy.ca 5 points 6 days ago

Not enough diarrhea explosivo.

[–] isVeryLoud@lemmy.ca 3 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] Someonelol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 6 days ago (1 children)

This is gonna go about as well as Taco Bell's attempts.

[–] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 2 points 5 days ago

Hey I can see a use case for this

As an European, I could take a trip to Mexico, try Chipotle, then try local food and I'll know exactly how much better authentic Mexican food is

[–] mysticpickle@lemmy.ca 3 points 6 days ago

Americans ate Mexican food, shat it out into a cardboard bowl, and are now selling it back to actual Mexicans. Sounds legit 👍

[–] YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world 29 points 1 week ago (1 children)

Now they'll finally know what REAL Mexican cuisine tastes like!

[–] NoneOfUrBusiness@fedia.io 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

To be fair, it could be sold as Tex-Mex. I don't know if it would work, but theoretically it could.

[–] phutatorius@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 days ago

Tex-Mex can be massively divergent from Mexican food, but at least occasionally it's not crap. So nothing like Chipotle.

[–] blimthepixie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 1 week ago

...are they stupid?

[–] yenahmik@lemmy.world 14 points 1 week ago

I don't see this going well for them.