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How many people have driven right into that wall (lemmy.world)

submitted 3 weeks ago by Mickey7@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world

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[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 59 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Every Tesla will do this LOL

https://futurism.com/someone-else-tested-tesla-crash-wall-painted-road

[–] 0x0@lemmy.dbzer0.com 46 points 3 weeks ago

That's why we need lidar, Elon. Jesus Christ.

The dude insisted on cameras ONLY for Teslas.

I will never purchase a Tesla, but I will be pissed if one hits me.

[+] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de -9 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Playing devil's advocate by devil's adversary.

Modern day Mark Rober is just kids content farming nowadays, trying to "compete with Mr. Beast".

I saw that specific video. And I've also gotten driven around in a Tesla before. In the video, there was no autopilot icon in the interior footage for before getting hit. That's it. It was just disengaged. If it turned itself off, it would be yelling to take over with a blue/red "glow" effect over the dashboard.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 20 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

LMAO "autopilot disengaged itself just before the crash so it doesn't count"

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Read again plz, thx. For "it disengaged so it doesn't matter lol" to be legal, the computer should yell at the driver. That didn't happen. Mark Rober is just content farming and that just so happened to coincide with Elon being a bigger dickhead than ever, so Mark made it to the fucking news.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 5 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

And you Musk fanboys are the only ones to have cracked the case that got by everyone else and every reporting journalist. Mark Rober and the Fake News Media trying to attack your best boy genius and self made trillionaire musky boy. Wow! A real Inspecteur Clouseau the lot of you!

Edit: I'll bite even though you're arguing in bad faith. After the so called missing blue light hoax Rober posted the whole unedited crash video "Rober responded by posting the raw footage from the crash to dispel rumors, writing in a post on X that he’s unsure “why it disengages 17 frames before hitting the wall but my feet weren’t touching the brake or gas.”" Then you Musk fanboys decided that there must have been another more fake video for other made up reasons.

In the end, if this video is fake, it should have been a slam dunk lawsuit from famously litigious Musk and Tesla. They would have been able to subpoena the "real" footage and sue Rober for defamation with actual harms in lost sales. Should be easy to show lost sales for Tesla, they've been losing sales since musky boy went full Heil Hitler. What's that? None of this happened? Tesla's genius autopilot by genius inventor Elon Musk is only as smart as Wyle E Coyote? Why don't you go ahead QQ more about it!

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

And you Musk fanboys

No Musk fanboy would claim "evil's advocate" arguing for him then acknowledge him as a dickhead. What's with the black and white thinking?

every reporting journalist

The first few: alr, what repost bot is trending on Xitter... Yup, gonna turn this one into an entire ass article.
The next ones: alr, what are the other people writing about... Yup, would benefit from more coverage.

whole unedited crash video

I require source. I don't use Xitter.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 0 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It's on Twitter. The fact you don't want to see it on Twitter doesn't create a requirement for me to provide it for you elsewhere. You're the one claiming this whole thing is a fake news media hoax smear campaign destined to make Tesla look bad (as if we need a hoax smear campaign to do that when they're constantly killing, burning, and downing their occupants).

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 0 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Nah, send me a link. A link to Xitter, pronounced shitter. I can view it, don't worry.

Also, I am not claiming this is a fake news media hoax smear campaign destined to make Tesla look bad. I am claiming it's a staged content farm destined to generate ad revenue that got picked up by lazy journalists.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world -2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Just because someone doesn't suck random idiots on youtube's cocks doesn't mean they blow Musk.

[–] Hacksaw@lemmy.ca 3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (2 children)

Good job responding to my arguments. I guess you were too busy gargling muskrat ballsack to put together a thought more complex than "I'm not a musky fanboy, you're the Rober and fake news media fanboy"

Edit: Good job trying to remove the "like you" after I called you out on it then attacking me for insulting you by pretending you took the high ground in the first place.... You musk fanboys are all the same... All bluff and bluster...

Just because someone doesn't suck random idiots on youtube's cocks like you, doesn't mean they blow Musk.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de -1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Ad hominem.

[–] Abyssian@lemmy.world -3 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Sorry life's so bad you feel the need to be a cunt to strangers on the Internet. Hope things get better for you.

[–] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 0 points 3 weeks ago

Shut up

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Its clear they did the same test they did with the other cars and the tesla was behaving as expected for some of those tests.

To nitpick video elements is some conspiracy brained thinking because there's also infinite nitpicks for your nitpicks: a faulty light, different software version, etc. Removing context is a very dumb way to think about things.

The obvious and simplest way to refute the conclusion is to attempt to recreate the experiment. If you show a video of somebody attempting the same tests with different results then we'd be doing real science not some bullshit fanboy conspiracy stuff.

If you're into that kind of thinking though I have discovered a way to turn your gold into piss... dm me and I'll send you a link.

[–] diaphragmwp@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 3 weeks ago

I am NOT claiming Teslas don't suck, I am claiming Mark Rober sucks. The AI in the car could still perform shit if it wasn't a content farm, those aren't mutually exclusive. Though that one guy must not be wrong since he worked at NASA or something. Sounds like the guy who worked at Blizzard Entertainment for 7 years...

Turn your gold into piss

I know a guy who knows a guy who has a better offer.
Turn your piss into gold

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 37 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

What, is this to promote Coyote vs Acme? Damn, now it is.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 5 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Welcome to toon town!

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 3 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Yeah I'd have to pick Who Framed Roger Rabbit as my favorite noir film.

[–] Redfox8@mander.xyz 1 points 3 weeks ago

I've never considered it noir, largely as I was too young to know what that was when I first saw it, but it fits! Must watch again soon, it's a great film & I do enjoy noir films!

[–] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 16 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

People who aren't morons? I'd say none.

[–] remon@ani.social 11 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

Lots of morons drive.

[–] pHr34kY@lemmy.world 6 points 3 weeks ago

It's Glasgow. You get hit by a car if you don't put a traffic cone on your head.

[–] nitroemdash@lemmy.wtf 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Vision and awareness and reaction speed have little to do with intelligence.

[–] Frenchgeek@lemmy.ml 2 points 3 weeks ago

Depends how much a smartphone is involved here...

[–] Shellofbiomatter@lemmus.org 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's just natural selection.

[–] forbiddencherry@lemmy.today 12 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Gotta ticket them for driving on the wrong side of the road...

[–] khanh@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 weeks ago

crash straight out of looney tunes

[–] BigBrownBeaver@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Wondering how would be the explanation of the crash to the insurance company