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[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 176 points 4 days ago (3 children)
[–] ultrafastsloth@lemmy.world 21 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Fellowship of the Pedo Ring

[–] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 3 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

"One Ring to rule them all, One Ring to find them, One Ring to bring them all, and in the darkness bind them." 👀

[–] quarkquasar@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago

This is the only one that should be. The others will just feed his narcissism.

[–] Hux@lemmy.ml 59 points 5 days ago (3 children)
[–] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 4 days ago

No. 2 lmaoo

[–] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 4 days ago

That skinny white girl's about to need medical attention. From Trump's "aura," not the black dudes.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 2 points 4 days ago (1 children)

The Special Olympics should give him a peace prize.

[–] kuiskaaja@lemmy.ml 7 points 4 days ago (1 children)

nah, i'd imagine the special olympics actually has a spine

from what i've seen, they seem pretty cool

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 2 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

There's some joke to be made about quadriplegic people with more spine than able-bodied people with a stick up their ass...

[–] Tyrq@lemmy.dbzer0.com 42 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 21 points 4 days ago (2 children)

This one sucks, the meme is to put him in places he DOESN'T belong

[–] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Well, he doesn't fit all that well with the Hitler youth

[–] Hawk@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Well, maybe they are a bit to old to his likings

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 34 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Top one needs comical distance between him and the friends.

Bottom one needs a little space, and to flip him, so he looks like he's just said something stupid to everyone.

[–] jafra@slrpnk.net 1 points 5 days ago (2 children)

The firdt pne works for me - everyone bit him has a partner (and a place to belong)

[–] adam_y@lemmy.world 2 points 4 days ago

Do you have a cold or have you bitten your own tongue?

[–] DarkCloud@lemmy.world 1 points 4 days ago

I get you, they do look like they're hugging to keep away from him.

[–] uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone 24 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Infantino delicately informs Trump that he is not a part of the Fellowship.

[–] tetris11@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago

Despatico plays

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 13 points 5 days ago (1 children)

Yall know he likes this attention, right?

[–] gnutrino@programming.dev 13 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I doubt he's checking Lemmy to see if people are talking about him tbh.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 7 points 4 days ago

I sent him an invite on Truth Social, but he never replied.

[–] 50MYT@lemmy.world 11 points 4 days ago
[–] LunaMayBloom@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

I had one of the best laughs of past week seeing him trying to he a part of Spain winning celebration in the world cup. Then the other guy had to tell him and get him out. Lol.

[–] itisileclerk@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago (1 children)

stop.making.stupid.people.famous.com

[–] baggachipz@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Sorry, I think he’s already pretty well-known.

[–] A_Chilean_Cyborg@feddit.cl 11 points 5 days ago (1 children)
[–] MrNesser@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

He tried to get in on the world cup spain team picture

And then Fifa and Spain is edited him out

[–] nullspace@lemmy.world 6 points 4 days ago

He doesn't look stupid and pathetic enough. I don't like this.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 6 points 5 days ago

Wasn't there a very similar russian meme of "man standing there."

[–] collapse_already@lemmy.ml 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I'd make one with Lindsey Graham and his ladybugs, but no one wants to see that.

[–] luciferofastora@feddit.org 3 points 4 days ago

Fuck off, why'd you remind me

[–] Simulation6@sopuli.xyz 4 points 4 days ago

Need a photo of a bunch of Nazis standing in front of a firing squad.

[–] D_C@sh.itjust.works 3 points 4 days ago

If the mushy brained dementia riddled kiddie fiddler ever saw the LOTR picture then it'd think, "I can't remember that picture being taken. Oh yes, that was the day that Aragorn shit my pants."

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 days ago

Can someone put him in Da Vinci's The last supper?

[–] ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world 0 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

On a complete tangent, those hobbits would’ve got a lot more pats and tousles from their ~~human~~ friends irl, they are so adorable

Edit: specism, all their taller friends would’ve found them adorable