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[–] Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works 6 points 16 hours ago (2 children)

Why is the "y" in you capitalized?

[–] Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de 1 points 10 hours ago

So you know it is about a human and not a robot.

[–] waldfee@feddit.org 1 points 14 hours ago

Perhaps they omitted the punctuation and it's supposed to be two sentences.

To the next question: What's the 'to' doing there?

[–] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 50 points 1 day ago (3 children)
[–] seathru@quokk.au 3 points 19 hours ago

Fuck yeah! Hand me that horse cock sized RooR.

[–] WhatsHerBucket@lemmy.world 3 points 21 hours ago

Happy cake day!

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 17 hours ago

Fuck that! We smoked our weed out of apples and tin cans like our hogcrankers before us

[–] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 21 points 1 day ago

Nice try, still not vaping

[–] Zacryon@lemmy.wtf 8 points 21 hours ago

There's a fetish for everyone.

[–] Mnem667@retrofed.com 17 points 1 day ago

Personal Electronic Nicotine Inhalant System

[–] aldhissla@piefed.world 35 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Alt view: vapes prepare you for pleasuring our future robot overlords ☝️

[–] ceenote@lemmy.world 16 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Gotta have SOMETHING to offer them if you don't want to be liquidated

[–] NatakuNox@lemmy.world 10 points 1 day ago

Better to be Lubrication over Liquidation

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 22 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Sucking robot dick trained me to vape. Checkmate, atheists.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 19 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Where do we train for robot cunnilingus?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 14 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] silver@das-eck.haus 4 points 18 hours ago

Runescape on the nub got me prepared

[–] cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I think you just hold the button until it resets. That's what a friend told me anyway

[–] nymnympseudonym@piefed.social 2 points 20 hours ago

Pressing down on the little red button and very gently rocking

... can produce gushes

[–] dasrael@lemmy.zip 7 points 22 hours ago

With the quality of teledildonics these days, I'm already there.... W's in the chat for my fellow Robosexuals!

[–] Asafum@lemmy.world 17 points 1 day ago (2 children)

"Why did they even design you to have this?? Who designs robots with dicks!? Mad scientists are real!"

[–] CelloMike@lemmy.world 9 points 1 day ago (2 children)

*mad engineers

Most mad scientists are actually mad engineers

Do you have a mad control group? Which mad journal did you publish this in?

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 17 hours ago

If they're running an experiment without a control group that has more than one subject, they're mad empiricists.

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 3 points 21 hours ago

Randal Monroe, there is an XKCD article in here.....

[–] CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Who designs robots with dicks? Sex-tox companies in a society that has relatively cheap consumer robots, presumably.

[–] saltesc@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

And if that's the case, peeps are probably getting one so they can suck some dick.

[–] qualia@lemmy.world 5 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 22 hours ago) (2 children)

And my gender identity is 01.

Comment crossposted from https://lemmy.world/comment/25026713

[–] nanometer1625@thelemmy.club 2 points 16 hours ago* (last edited 16 hours ago)

Sure, but are you big-endian or little-endian?

[–] rumba@lemmy.zip 4 points 21 hours ago

wait, is that int or bin?

[–] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Crosspost this to the Shirts That Go Hard community.

[–] gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 day ago (1 children)
[–] cylinder0093@fedinsfw.app 5 points 1 day ago

There is art everywhere, if you know how to look for it

[–] yourpetiteschoolgirl@fedinsfw.app 10 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I prefer to stick to normal ones 😊

[–] OldSageRick@lemmy.zip 7 points 1 day ago (6 children)

Not with this nickname please

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[–] dwemthy@lemmy.world 6 points 1 day ago

If the robot dick gets me high still then I'm in. Basically the plot of Naked Lunch but robots instead of aliens, the typewriter is a laptop

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 7 points 1 day ago

When the vape gets me high, it seems like a fair trade off.

[–] magnolia_mayhem@lemmy.world 2 points 20 hours ago

I had a staff sergeant tell me that in the military. He turned out to be gay. Anyway, still vaping.

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Romesh Ranganathan on Taskmaster described it (positively) as "giving Robocop a blowie." I think the companies making them should jump on that marketing phrase.

[–] Triumph@fedia.io 1 points 1 day ago
[–] Sylaran@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago

Im so good at it 😌

[–] Ekybio@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Damn, I need to start vaping ASAP!

[–] thesohoriots@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Mmm the taste of some salty science

[–] architect@thelemmy.club 2 points 1 day ago

Jokes on you!

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